My Little People is a show for foals, but that doesn't mean it isn't popular with grownups. Countless mares and stallions watch the show, read the fanfics, and dream of someday meeting a human of their very own.

One such stallion is about to get his wish. But his luck may not be as great as he thinks . . .

Written in two hours while sick with a cold, then rewritten from the ground up after two mod rejections. If this doesn't pass muster this time, I give up.