Operation: G.O.D

Twilight Sparkle, finding herself sleepless because of the battle with Tirek and the loss of her library, decides to take some sleeping medication to help her sleep. Unfortunately, the pills make her extremely delusional. So, in the middle of the night, Twilight and Spike go on a mission to get back what's rightfully Twilight's.

Humor possibly ensues.

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The Angry Dango of Doom

The Angry Dango of Doom #1 · Feb 7th, 2015 · · ·

"If we take the front entrance, somepony could here us! Just think about how creaky and noisy the floorboards are!" The purple pony explained. "Plus, the door's probably locked."
Hear would be used there mate :)
Colt would describe a young horse, This case Big Mac would be a stallion.
Funny story. Liked and Favorited.

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Wilfred Warfstache III

Wilfred Warfstache III #3 · Feb 7th, 2015 · · ·

Hello, I am Fiction Critic and I will be nitpicking your story. Now don't take it as an insult it is purely for humor.

Here we go!

Wilfred Warfstache III

Wilfred Warfstache III #4 · Feb 7th, 2015 · 1 · 2 ·

"...ike? Spike?"
"...Spike?"
"Spike!"
And then Spike fell out of his basket.

Damnit Twilight, let sleeping dragons lie.

"Sleeping? How could I sleep at a time like this!?" Twilight practically shouted.

Twilight no

Spike looked up in confusion. Why was Twilight acting so strange? But, then his eyes came upon his sister's hair and he had his answer. Her hair was twisted and tangled, strands poking out in different directions. And in the light, her eyes glowed brightly. Her pupils were shrunken and her right eye twiched ever so slightly.
Spike had seen this before.
'Oh no...', he thought, 'not again.'

Damn she popped a molly!

"Twilight, you're acting....weird. Those pills made you crazy! You need to go to bed."

Or maybe it's acid.

"Seriously," Spike replied, quirking an eyebrow. "This is the best you've got?

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Spiked sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Okay, so, let me get this straight, you want to break into-"
"Not break into!" Countered Twilight. "We're going to simply sneak in without them knowing."

Which is breaking in Twilight. Smart pony fails logic 101

That's why it's called, Operation: G.O.D, Operation: Get Our Doll."

Roll credits, oh wait.

"Okay, once again. You want to sneak into AJ's house, go into Big Mac's room, then get back your-"
"Our!"
"Our doll."
"See? It's the perfect plan."
"No. It's the complete opposite of perfect."

Damn, that acid fucks with ya, eh Twilight.

"Oh, Spike, I really wish you would stop being so negative." The purple pony princess said as she adorned a full-body, black suit, which only had an opening for her head.

This is beginning to sound familiar.

"Too late!" Twilight then cast a spell in which a second black suit, Spike-sized, of course, appeared on his body.

Getting my memory back here.

'Don't worry, Spike,' The purple drake thought to himself, 'All you need to do is tolerate her craziness a little longer and you'll be fine...

That's what every married man says while he crys himself to sleep at night.

This feels like deja vu all over again, Spike thought

I told ya so.

"You need to exercise more." Commented Spike.
Twilight, unfortunately, was to tired to say or even think of a witty comeback. Instead, she held up a hoof as she regained her breath. "Just....Wait...Wait a second." She panted.

That acid is a bitch, ain't it?

"Wait!" Twilight cried,

Noponby heard anything at all.

Spike looked around nervously, not sure if he should follow the mare or not. He took a few steps backwards, then forwards once more. He bit his lips as he shifted his eyes from right to left in his internal battle. But, ultimately, he gave up and started climbing after Twilight.

No Spike, don't fall under the influence!

"Now go get it." Twilight said, giving Spike a light push forward.
"What!?" Spike cried out in shock.

Spike the whipping boy...erm dragon.

"Oh, sorry," He said in mock apology. "I meant, 'What!?'
"I said, 'Go get it.'"
"Why can't you get it?"
"Because life's not fair, Spike. Now go get the dang doll."

Twilight is a dick to baby dragons.