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  • T To Lose When You Win

    Celestia is changed into a Changeling at the Canterlot wedding. Things do not go as planned for Chrysalis.
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  • T Crusade's End

    The Crusaders screw up big time, causing Twilight to forbid them to Crusade. They have to move on with their lives...
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  • E Pony POV: Discorded Ponies Side Story

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  • E Stories

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  • Friday
    New Story!

    Had an idea for a one shot that wouldn't leave me, so I wrote it out!  Please enjoy my newest story, a little one-shot featuring Princess Celestia called 'Stories.'

    0 comments · 37 views
  • Wednesday
    Fanfic Reading "Too Far"

    Remember my fanfic, Too Far?

    ObabScribbler did a reading of it, and it is wonderful.  It improves greatly on the original text, and has a powerful message from Scribbler herself at the end.  

    I am so very grateful that she did so wonderful a job with this story.  I am so very grateful that she considered this story worth doing a reading of.  Scribbler, thank you.

    4 comments · 93 views
  • 6d, 7h
    (Potential Rainbow Rocks spoilers!) Equestria Girls headcanon and Waking Nightmares

    As mentioned in the title, there may be some spoilers for Rainbow Rocks.  If you want to avoid them, click the back button now.

    After seeing Rainbow Rocks and enjoying I've decided that both Equestria Girls and Rainbow Rocks are canon to Waking Nightmares.  

    Here's how it fits in:

    Equestria Girls and Rainbow Rocks happened, with one major difference: At the end of the Waking Nightmares version of Rainbow Rocks, Sunset Shimmer ascended to alicorn after the defeat of the Dazzlings, gaining wings after the Dazzlings were depowered.  A quick trip back to Equestria confirmed not only just this (many happy, tearful hugs were shared between Celestia and Sunset Shimmer), but that Sunset Shimmer was the Element of Magic/Friendship for the EG world.  

    Sunset Shimmer, while happy to see Celestia again and have her forgiveness, elected to stay in the EG! world.  Sunset's parents were dead in Equestria, but in the Equestria Girls world, Sunset's counterpart there was dead.  She's been living with her counterpart's parents and doesn't want to abandon them.  Celestia was sad to see her go, but so very proud of her for ascending to alicorn and overcoming her past greed, declaring her Princess of Redemption, which Twilight, Cadence, and Luna eagerly agreed with.  Celestia gave her a notebook enchanted to never run out of pages, one that worked similarly to Spike's dragonfire.  This allows Sunset to keep in touch with Equestria.  

    EG!Twilight Sparkle showed up looking for answers, EG!Pinkie Pie finding out about her arrival beforehand and making sure everyone knew it wasn't Princess Twilight, so EG!Twilight's arrival wasn't anywhere near as awkward as it could have been.  EG!Twilight bonded with the others, although she can't sing a note so she generally just helps the Rainbooms with their tech stuff.  

    EG!Celestia and EG!Luna are investigating magic, having grown frustrated after the Dazzlings brainwashed them so easily and wanting to have magical defenses of their own.  EG!Luna seems to be better at magic than EG!Celestia.  EG!Celestia and EG!Twilight have bonded over mutual magical ineptitude, but maintain non-jealous friendships with the others.  EG!Trixie, who's father is a stage magician, is teaching them stage magic to compensate, wanting to make up for her jealous actions during the Battle of the Bands.

    The Dazzlings themselves are living off of prize-money they won from a Publisher's Clearing House-type contest that Sonata entered at random, so they are fine in terms of finances/food/housing.  They were exiled ages ago, but only woke up a few years ago, growing steadily strong enough to make their play during Rainbow Rocks.  Afterwards, the three feared reprisal, however to their surprise everyone was treating them normally, without (as much) of the bullying that Sunset Shimmer got after her attempt at a takeover.  

    Apparently, the student body of Canterlot High had worked it out amongst themselves that since Sunset Shimmer had saved them from the last Equestrian threat, it's probably likely that the Dazzlings will save them from the next one.

    To this day, Adagio can't get the logic behind that.

    The three of them decided to focus on regaining their musical talents, training their voices that had atrophied because of overdependance on the magical crystals that empowered them.  As of the start of Waking Nightmares, they're back to mostly normal singing ability.  

    Sonata Dusk is the most popular of the three.  Her friendly, ditzy personality and the fact that she was really only evil when Adagio was actively commanding her made it easy for people to get along with her.  

    Aria Blaze is the second most popular.  She's mostly friends with other tough girls, like EG!Gilda and EG!Lightning Dust, but she also adopted a more flirty, teasing personality.  The boys know they won't get anywhere with her, but they can't help but like her.

    Adagio Dazzle is the least popular of the three, and its mainly the Rainbooms, Sonata, and Aria that talk to her on a regular basis.  She's made little effort to make friends, still baffled at how stupidly forgiving everyone's being.  

    There is an Elements of Harmony-esque magic in the EG!verse, although it's been dormant for a long time.

    Twilight Sparkle has already told the mercenaries about the EG!verse, but letters from Sunset confirm that the EG!verse is not their reality.  (No Teufort, no Australium, no Mann Co, etc.)  This never made it into the story because it was an event that was resolved in moments.

    (Twilight: Sorry guys.  It was a long shot anyway...

    Engineer: It was right neighborly of you to tell us about it anyway.  We'll just have t'find another way to get home.

    Spy: Give our regards to Sunset Shimmer, and thank her and the others for their efforts in finding out if their world was also ours.)

    At the start of Waking Nightmares, the Rainbooms, the Dazzlings, and most of the students that have direct Equestria counterparts have all enrolled in Canterlot University.  EG!Celestia and EG!Luna, at the recommendation of the schoolboard chairman, EG!Sombra, have taken up the jobs of Dean of Students (Celestia) and Student Counselor (Luna.)

    ...That being said, I am starting to make plans for an Equestria Girls spinoff of Waking Nightmares.  The first chapter would show the different ending of Rainbow Rocks.  

    Would anyone be willing to read something like that, if I wrote it?

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  • 3w, 3d
    A Few Things (Warning: Angry post, apologies in advance)

    1.) This past month has been somewhat busy, and I've been completely lacking in inspiration lately.  I'm dealing with a big amount of writer's block, so bear with me.  It's my own damn fault, I'm doing too many ongoing stories at once...

    2.) I'm having a bit of a nervous breakdown right now due to some stress/family related issues.  They're rather petty issues, and I'm a little ashamed that I'm letting them get to me, so again, bear with me here...

    3.) If I comment on someone else's story, DO NOT post a response asking me when I'm going to get the next chapter of a story I'm writing done.  All it does is piss me off, as the comment was unrelated to the story that I was reading, and it diminishes the work of the author that wrote the story by making them seem less important than some random commenter.  STOP IT.  I FUCKING HATE THAT.

    4.) The next chapter of whichever story you're hoping for will get done when it gets done, and no sooner.  I'm sorry I'm not the most prolific writer in the world but all MOAR comments do is annoy me and inspire me to write angry blogs.  I am desperately trying to keep my temper under control here.  I haven't succeeded totally, as you can see, but I am in some form of control, as I could have been much ruder.  I wanted to be.  

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  • 8w, 21h
    50 Answers About Myself

    Saw this in another journal, figured I'd give it a whirl.

    1. What's your name?


    2. How old are you?


    3. What country do you live in?


    4. What do you look like?

    I'm shy.  

    5. Who do you wish you looked like?

    A brunette Captain America

    6. How did you come across MLP?

    I was fully against it at first.  I thought it was too cutesy, and hadn't seen first gen stuff involving the villains.  I only thought of it as a 'girly' show.  (In retrospect, that was hypocritical on my part, as I was an avid fan of Jem and She-Ra back in the day.)  I was all set to watch only Transformers Prime (they came out at the same time), but a very close friend of mine convinced me to give the show a chance after the first season.  I've been a fan of the show ever since, and unashamed of that fact.

    7. Favorite ship and why?

    Rarijack.  They're both working girls with a strong dedication to family, who're making their own way through life.  I admire that.

    8. Least favorite ship?

    TwiDash.  Aside from Daring Do and the Elements, they have nothing in common...  Also, I HATE villainships.  In ANY fandom, I HATE villainships!  They're VILLAINS.  "I want to eat your face!" is not secret code for "Ohmagersh I lurve you so, let us make beautiful babies together LOL!"  Rivalships are just as bad.

    9. Have you admitted to everyone you love ponies?

    A good chunk of people, yeah.

    10. Were they family?


    11. Favorite episode?

    ...Man, I can't pick.  

    12. Favorite super hero?

    Marvel: White Tiger (second one), Rescue, Dust, Mercury, Captain America, Iron Man, War Machine

    DC: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Hal Jordon, Barry Allen, Aquaman, Martian Manhunter, Green Arrow, Hawkgirl, Plastic Man

    13. Favorite anti-hero?


    14. Favorite super villain?

    Doctor Doom, Joker, Lex Luthor

    15. Favorite anti-villain?


    16. The last book you read?

    Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

    17. Last movie you watched?

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    18. Favorite song at the moment?

    Anything by Peter Hollens

    19. Favorite song you keep coming back to?

    The Parting Glass, by Peter Hollens

    20. Current job?


    21. What is your ideal future job?

    Voice actor!

    22. Dream Job?

    Broadway star!

    23. What is you greatest achievement so far in life?

    Writing my first play and putting it on for our local theater group's evening of one acts.

    24. Greatest failure?

    Anytime I lost my temper for no good reason...

    25. Do you have pets?

    I used to...

    26. What's your dream pet?


    27. Any weapon you own?

    Baseball bat

    28. Any gun you want?

    Not in the slightest

    29. What religion are you?


    30. If you could hang out with one historical person for a day?

    Abraham Lincoln

    31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day?

    ...No one I'm willing to talk about publicly, for reasons I'm ashamed of...

    32. Are you political?

    I have political views, but I'm not political.

    33. Are you married?

    Sadly no.

    34. Do you have a special somepony?


    35. Do you have a crush?

    See above

    36. Care to explain?

    No. :3

    37. Do you consider yourself attractive?

    Not as such.  

    38. If you could hang with any living person?

    ...I want to see my mother again.  

    39. Favorite pony?


    40. Any embarrassing secrets?

    Silly secret: I have a huge collection of stuffed animals

    Drama secret: I have a short temper...

    41. If you have done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?

    I am proud of most of my writing.  I don't think it's that good, but the fact that people like it is awe-inspiring.  Thank you all. :D

    42. Are you a virgin?


    43. Craziest thing you've done with no regrets?

    In third grade, I went all Rampage Mode Seras Victoria on a bully who had been beating me up all year.  The paddling was WORTH IT.

    44. Craziest thing you've done that you do regret?

    ...Too ashamed to admit it, sorry.

    45. Do you have a fetish?

    Bellies.  Weight gain, pregnancy, vore... I like seeing a female belly expanded.  I like watching women eat.  

    46. Do you regret saying this fetish?

    No.  Not everyone's into such things, so I don't bring it up unless asked.

    47. Favorite FIM stories?

    Too many to pick.  I am fond of Estee's works, and I like "Nyx's Family" and "Nightmare Night and Nyx."  Really, it's hard to pick just one I like.

    48. Favorite quote?

    "Distance doesn't matter to us! Even if we're separated we're still friends!" - Yosuke Hanamura, Persona 4

    " Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die, and be free of pain, or live, and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories. Your fate is in your hands!" - Auron, Final Fantasy X

    49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?

    God no.

    50. Did you answer these questions honestly?


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hmm seems like a good fan fic though slendermane :rainbowhuh: i wonder how it will be used in the story, it makes me skeptical,  otherwise another tf2 fan fic is nice i have the ponies going to tf2 universe and BLU going to equastria kinda interseting to see how you both portray the charcters and compare each, so ill track this and keep reading keep up the good writing :twilightsmile:

Very good so far keep it up! Really enjoyable

Solly and Ditzy make for an odd enough pairing, I guess; stacked up against the arrival of Slendermane, however, they look positively normal.

So THAT'S what happened to Ditzy's husband and AJ's parents....Ponyville is almost as safe a place to live as Dream Valley.

By Celestia, this story is MAGNIFICENT!

I'm giggling like a little girl on top of a chocolate mountain. What kind of a black magic is this?

this is good

Great story! Can't wait for the next chapter!

This fic REALLY deserves more attention!

I'd say Slendermane isn't really fitting for the foot-in-mouth humour that TF2 puts on death. However, crazed followers of Discord might work, as they would probably be insane enough to give the BLU team some competition in the batshit-insane department. That, and exploding chocolate milk.

And I have to ask the question on everyone's mind. Will Sniper's Jarate basicly be him pissing on the target from above? :trollestia:

oh my

While I'm not entirely sure how well you'll pull off BLU vs. Slendermane, what you've got so far brilliant.  :pinkiehappy: I'm honestly a little confused as to why I haven't seen this on Equestria Daily yet.  The story is going at a good pace and everyone is in character (though some of the accents have been inconsistent). Considering FiM is character driven and TF2 is all slapstick and dark humor, it was a good idea to give BLU tragic backstories to give them depth to match the ponies and explain their acceptance of the comedy of tragedy.  It was also smart to make the peaceful ponies afraid of the violent nature of BLU's fighting styles.

One thing I just want to point out is that Celestia referring to herself as a princess and not a queen makes perfect sense and doesn't need a backstory to explain it.  Equestria is a diarchy ruled by two sisters whom are presumably of equal in power.  Since they are siblings and not spouses, neither one can use the title of queen, because while there can be multiple princes and princesses, there can only be on queen and/or king.  This is why Equestria is really a principality.

Yo dawg, I liked this site so much I got an account, so I can keep up with this story while I keep up with this story.

It's looking awesome :yay:

I feel bad for spike:pinkiesad2:

I gotta say, this is the best TF2 crossover I've read. We require moar pony.

Ahaha, imagine the tf characters agreeing to that!:pinkiecrazy:

It is at times like this I wish I could draw, so I could draw BLU ponies vs. Slendermane xD

pretty fucking Grim, looking forward to more

Holy shit. This is grim as HAYULL. But I love how you made Flutter'Cruel' talk street. Fucking hilarious I might add.

Bring the next one already! I am hooled buddy!

Magnificent!  I'm not one for grim (part of the reason FiM is cool is because it's innocent while funny at the same time), but this has got me addicted.  You're making BLU vs. Slendermane work!  :yay:

*clicks first link in his favorites to FiM:Fiction* :ajbemused:

*scrolls down* :ajbemused:

*sees page update* :yay:

*tabs over to Youtube and opens his TF2 OST playlist* :trixieshiftleft:

*plays all* :trixieshiftright:

LET'S READ THIS BITCH! :flutterrage:

Luna's harness dissolved off of her, her eyes glowing with power as she stalked towards the Diamond Dogs and Dig Dogs.  Pyro, giggling madly and leaving flaming hoofprints, stalked forward with her, Luna's body seeming to absorb what little light there was in the room, until only Pyro's flames and Luna's glowing eyes provided the illumination...

I have just finished the chapter.

And I have to say, you finished with a cliffhanger. You clever bastard. :ajsmug:


So, so excellent.

Bringing two things that I adore together, and making a hay of a fantasy out of it?

All my rapt attention, Capitan.

This is amazing!!! Keep it up!!!

Also how the characters react to BLU are priceless.

Spy:May I borrow your earpiece?

Spy:This is scout! Rainbows make me cry!

Best joke in this chapter.

Heeeehehehehe... Poor, poor slenderpony... He just has no idea who he's fucking with...

Finished reading this and i really love it.

This is the best FIM/TF2 crossover I've read, (I've only read three, This one included...) So Awsome! :rainbowkiss:

I shall now glare at the screen until the next update comes down from the heavens. :twilightangry2:

Or climbs up from the depths of hell... what ever you prefer. :pinkiecrazy:

my are the best  writer i have ever seen

Also, you keep using things like person and hand instead of pony and hoof. Just minor things, really, but the story's fucking epic.

submit it to equestria daily!


Three? I've only read two.


I am liking it immensely, and not just because it involves characters from a video game i enjoy.

Stayed up till 2:00am for this story. Despite tiredness, worth it.

I usually avoid crossovers like wildfire, but this one exceeded all my expectations! (Not to mention the size of the chapters... Dat size is magnificent!)

Loving the story thus far and even though I have mixed feelings about the rollercoaster that keeps tossing the characters from "normal life" to "grimdark creepy", that is nothing that would stop me from wanting to read more and more of this.

Eagerly waiting for the next chapter :)

We still require moar pony.

Also, LOL at the Bioshock reference.

I just can't help giggling at the thought of how poorly this would go for all opposing BLU if they were fully armed xD

I still need an answer on the Jarate thing. Will Sniper piss on them from above?


Jarate will make its presence known.

But because I'm a dirty fiend I'm not gonna tell you exactly how. :ajsmug::derpytongue2:


damn....all i can say is.....well, damn..

epic story here, just...


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