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Immediate answer: Moon. After reading: Well, that works just fine.
>Bothered by fly
>Shoot the sun at it
No kill like overkill. M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
After seeing the summary and picture, I sort of had to read it.
Win and just so much of it. Definately needed this, thank you.
Read because of the picture. Was not disappoint. Good job sir.
Knee-jerk Answer: Send it to the moon
Actual Answer: Or that...
423132>>423241, exactly what I thought. Also, WHY DID THEY ALL HAVE TO DIE!?!
I see nothing wrong with the solution.
Hilarious. Apart from a few grammar and spelling mistakes, everything was flawless from beginning to end. But I think it would've been funnier if she summoned the Mane 6 to deal with this pest.
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That's just awesome. Excellent story
I thought this story wouldn't entertain me... then you proved me oh so wrong.
Here, have a free happy sparkle face.
You earned it.
Something Similar once happen to me However to my dismay When it landed on My ear I discovered it was a wasp
I believe I've had an encounter with that very fly once and it was the most annoying 3 weeks of my life
The pic made me come here.
OVER-ULTRA-SLASH-HADOUKEN-ATOMIC-MONSTER-KILL !!!!!!
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Amen.
Glorious. Simply glorious.
FATALITY
Got an annoying fly? No problem! Just shoot the sun at it!
coo story bro. also celestia i kno that feel, aaaand nice picture lol
Fix your spacing and check the grammar in the dialog and you'll have a sleek one-shot that is pure unadulterated fun.
oh-my-gosh it's so zany!
mmmmm not what i had expected, but hilarious none the less!!!!
Thinking of GLaDOS sending the cooperative testing initiates to kill the bird.
Judging by her memes, Molest the hell out of it.
KILL IT WITH A SOLAR FLARE
423833 Now I want a Celestia × Random Fly clopfic
Killing flies> The integrity of the earth and all living things
Celestia's got the right idea.
424193
im wondering how that would work.... would certainly be interesting 
424193 Interesting concept
... so interesting that I may just have to try it 
426026 a.deviantart.net/avatars/a/w/awwyeahplz.png
What's the Earth go to do with Equestria?
426853 Well they are "earth" ponies
427259
The Earth symbolizes the ground, I guess?
Best ending ever. Now I know the only foolproof way to get rid of a fly...
Unless there were to be some sort of sequel with demonic fly spawn...
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"The remains of the wasteland of the barren planet housed creatures no longer. All life-forms from trees to ponies were all gone. Nothing was left of Equestria. From the depths of this hellish place, a seemingly-regular housefly rose from the dead planet. It fluttered about for a moment before making its descent on the ruins of the formerly-grand Canterlot Library. For about ten minutes, it wandered about on the debris, as if looking for something.
"The next day, an entire colony of vicious, demon flies were building civilizations all over the planet. With the planet no longer hosting any other life forms, the demonic fly spawns were freely able to advance. It would only take three years until they took over the entire universe by using nuclear weaponry and deadly bio-weapons.
"The terrible army continued its relentless assaults, even after everything was under their control. It wasn't long until they realized that there really is 'the other side', where all of their conquered enemies would rest for eternity. Refusing to let even the dead rest in peace, the demon flies focused all of their resources and fly-power into building a transporter of sorts to take them to 'the other side' so they can torment all of the dead forever.
"Unknown to these flies, however, Princess Celestia was calling together every deceased creature in 'the other side'. While the flies had control over the mortal realm, they would not let them attack the immortal one as well. So they all prepared themselves and trained for war, ready to fight for their heaven.
"One day, the demon flies had done it. They had built their transporter, and it was working flawlessly. They sent troops by the billions into 'the other side', but the spirits were ready. They fought back violently, and soon the demon flies were repelled. But it wasn't over yet.
"The one demon fly, who was now the Monarch Queen, that had tormented Princess Celestia all those years ago came to the battlefield. Upon seeing the Monarch Queen again, Princess Celestia's anger boiled. She couldn't believe her mortal enemy had done this to all of them. So with a desperate cry, she attacked the Monarch Queen, but was overpowered by her combat abilities. The spirits, now without a leader, scattered in the heavens, leaving the demon flies to forever rule with an iron fist over all of the lands..."
... The End.
430399 ^ This. ^
430399
I
you.
I knew it, the moon was much too tame for that fly.
Excellent story. Only issue was when it randomly went to another line after a couple of words.
435559 Alright I got it all fixed.
Thanks to those of you who brought it up because the breaks from Word don't transfer over and I normally just run down the side and add them in again real quick. Plus the cursor and some breaks don't appear on the editing screen for whatever reason. 
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
K.O. !!
For those of you wondering...
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I did manage to bring myself to write a clopfic about Celestia and the fly. Check it out here. If you dare...
517502 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png
The Living Library Player Society did a reading of this story. Listen and enjoy!
The sound effects are the best part.