Chrysalis kidnaps Rainbow Dash and holds her for ransom.
This same Rainbow Dash also happens to be engaged to the immensely powerful Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle.
Chrysalis is not a very smart changeling.
Chapters (2)
Cloud Hop
Joined 2nd Mar, 2013 ·
Offline
Also LikedSimilarAuthor
- Fire Gazer the Alchemist · 4.8k words · 991 29 · 15k views
- Kodeake · 6.9k words · 760 28 · 11k views
- ssjgokillo · 7.5k words · 1,230 27 · 16k views
- Kodeake · 8.5k words · 348 17 · 7.5k views
- Indeliblink · 5k words · 817 27 · 9.5k views
- Lightning Bearer · 4.4k words · 1,112 12 · 13k views
- Minds Eye · 9k words · 771 40 · 12k views
Featured In31
Shipping 💖11,679 stories ·9,747 members
The Fillyfoolers3,950 stories ·3,489 members
The Writers' Group56,548 stories ·9,303 members
Rainbow Dash7,265 stories ·4,146 members
TwiDash1,188 stories ·4,232 members
Alicorn Twilight2,145 stories ·2,854 members
- Twilight, Alicorns, and Awsome220 stories ·307 members
Twilight is Best Pony6,392 stories ·3,071 members
Join our SubscribeStar to remove these adverts!
Join our SubscribeStar to remove these adverts!
Stats
Page generated in 0.322 seconds
Total duration
1,002 users online
2,032,050 hits today, 2,591,549 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Ummm...Chrysalis, you do remember that you are a shapeshifter, right?
I am somewhat concerned by the rate of progress in Equestria if ponies are still using trains 3000 years from now.
Yes, sleeping. Forever.
Omg lmao that is rich
That turned out better than I though it would.
This is absolutely ridiculous. I love it.
Wow.... it was at this point my chuckles became full blown laughter that barely stopped long enough to breath for the rest of the story.
"Looks like I'm blasting off again!"
4659128
No, see, it's a laser train. They use those in the future!
Also, 'Alicorn Insertion Protocol' is the name of my new band.
10/10 would clop to this
This is absolutely MENTAL! I love it!
... I don't get it.
But, Celestia, don't you know the rule?
As the size of an explosion increases, the number of problems it is incapable of solving quickly approaches zero!
That was actually quite amusing
Um Twilight ripping open other dimensions sounds like a bad idea.
Rainbow NOOOOOO! Don't get that close to the screen you are going to blind yourself.
4659964
The more things you blow up the less problems you have. I like it.
Wtf did I just not read? I can already see tell...
4659964
I am now terribly tempted to write an epilogue where Celestia scolds Twilight and she counters with this quote.
4660056 38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lozv6sWb2V1qh17feo1_500.gif
Wat.
Quite.
As a matter of fact, that was the most "Quite" thing I've read in a while.
Quite.
Good Work
This is just beautiful, a perfect example of perfectness.
Would read again and ask for a sequel / 10
Literally every single paragraph I read, this happened:
Not even kidding...
Just... Wat...
4659964
Meanwhile, in a far distant universe, an androgynous elf wizard with purple hair displays a small smile, while experimenting a feeling of joyful pride for no apparent reason.
Got a problem, Equestria?
Throw Twilight at it, things only escalate from there.
So, this is the opener to season 5, right?
This story is hilarious I laughed the whole way through the story. THERE NEEDS TO BE A SEQUAL.
At the same time, this is both ridiculously bad and ridiculously good
4659128
Equestrian society will collapse in 1000 years because of the advent of Neo Nightmare Moon. In 2900 years, the train will be reinvented.
In 3000 years, the train will be electric.
... I expected to almost die from laughter, but I only got one or two chuckles. I guess random comedy just isn't for me.
4660056 DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
I laughed when she cured cancer.
I have seen a lot of stories, but this one is by far, the funniest thing I have ever read. Oh and the cancer made me cry, so, good for you friend.
This is a WONDERFULLY Random and slightly insane fic.
I got a total Douglas Adams-style vibe from this.
...okay it's more of a "Douglas Adams dancing like Psy in the 'Gangnam Style' music video" vibe.
....and is it really bad that the chapter title is really... I mean it's....
Daaaaamn, Twilight.
Entertaining.
It felt a little bit dry at the end, I can't imagine Twilight not caring about screwing up with banishment, also: sleeping? (Does not fit with the rest of the story)
Awaiting sequel.
The scene with Celestia had me laughing my ass off. I could totally picture that happening and Celestia being calm as a cucumber.
*snrk* Not sure what I just read, but it was hilarious XD
4659786 There's nothing to be taken from this.
4660924 Fun fact:
mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw4932-tumblr_m0dpfmMuGC1r3k1m8o1_500.png
Poor Chrysalis, all she ever wanted was to rule over everyone and everything with an evil titanium fist.
Twilight Sparkle is played by Terry Crews for Old Spice Body Wash.
And so I remember that Comedy is not my thing.
I decided to try it since the description made me laugh. From what I understand of Comedy, you did well, so props to you.
...I enjoyed this more than I should have, the fact that I just spent ages watching playthroughs of the Stanley Parable might help though. ANYWAY, this was fun.
4660924
You do realize that the story's description states that Twilight and Rainbow are engaged, right? How would you know this was going to be funny if you didn't even read the description?
And why is such an easily ignored detail keeping you from reading something you already stated you were interested in regardless? You could always just, I dunno, pretend that Twi and RD are both engaged to somepony else and were planning a double wedding of sorts. And Twi could have gone this mad about the kidnapping because it threw a wrench in her plans. After all, we all know how meticulous she has to be when it comes to planning.
Also, as for "What is with us people?" We like romance. Not too much of a stretch there. We like these characters. Also not that odd. Thus it makes sense that we would like to see these characters in romantic situations. There's nothing wrong with that. Love is a beautiful thing, and also something that a lot of people have loads of fun writing and reading about. I suggest you try to remember which fandom you are in before you go around judging people about what they like.
Anyways, on topic, I will make an attempt to read this later since I spent most of my free time before work typing the response above.
Princess Celestia, Over a thousand years membership of the "i just dont give a buck" society
All my keks
4661041
derpicdn.net/img/2014/5/12/624445/full.png
This was simply beautiful
I'm surprised I understood any of this.