she isn't gonna try to get me drunk just to fuck me in my drunken state right? She isn't that kind of person, right? Right?
Well...if she success, she gonna can't not walk straight. i mean, she like looking his hand. also human. I can say that, a human male’s endurance would absolutely floor any mares and humiliate the stallions. Mares and Stallions are quick to reach orgasms too, so human’d give them multiple ones. (Again)
"And let me tell you ponies, if your having sex and it doesn't feel right, its probably in the wrong hole!"
So...you put in wrong hole? (Anus)
And we are connected at the hips. 'Oh god damn it....what the hell did we just do?'
Well...this is gonna be.....goo-
I am back, its currently spring break for me and now I will be on and off, eh.
"Anyways, we learned all this a few decades ago, some of Celestia's royal guards found a small hive that was operating within Equestria and when they attacked they managed to capture a few and forced them to tell us everything we wanted to know. Once we had what we wanted they were given a mercy kill, they couldn't be allowed to escape and tell the others what happened there and well, that is one of Equestria's many dark secrets."
do these idiots understand it's for survival, THEY ACT LIKE IT'S JUST FOR THE SHITS AND GIGGLES, WHY NOT TAKE A LOOK AT THE MINDS OF SHRIMP, AND-- OH LOOK THEY THINK THE PEGASI AS DEMONS, HYPOCRITES!!!!! MURDERERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY LIE TO THEMSELVES 'FOR THE GREATER GOOD' JUST TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHTstream1.gifsoup.com/view5/20140511/5035211/attack-on-titan-crazy-eren-o.gif
The following morning I was awoken to a pony nudging me rapidly.
When I opened my eyes I let out a groan before looking down to see why I was being nudged, I was naked, not from the lack of armor but from the lack of underclothes I was wearing, I was in the nude and Blossom was laying on top of me.
"I could be thinking of two girls one cup." I said, that video is fucking disgusting, even for me.
You've clearly never seen One Guy one Jar where a man takes a glass jar, shoves it up his ass and then it shatters, after which he pulls out the pieces, blood and all.
Holy god....finally....The....UPDATE!
And....you that getting me sick,
Well...if she success, she gonna can't not walk straight.
i mean, she like looking his hand. also human. I can say that, a human male’s endurance would absolutely floor any mares and humiliate the stallions. Mares and Stallions are quick to reach orgasms too, so human’d give them multiple ones. (Again)
So...you put in wrong hole? (Anus)
Well...this is gonna be.....goo-
Shit.
Its back. PRAISE THE SUN!
UPDATE??? UPDATE??? UPDATE????YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny chapter is great.
The one true identifying mark of an advanced civilization: Do they have Beer?
do these idiots understand it's for survival, THEY ACT LIKE IT'S JUST FOR THE SHITS AND GIGGLES, WHY NOT TAKE A LOOK AT THE MINDS OF SHRIMP, AND-- OH LOOK THEY THINK THE PEGASI AS DEMONS, HYPOCRITES!!!!! MURDERERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY LIE TO THEMSELVES 'FOR THE GREATER GOOD' JUST TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP AT NIGHTstream1.gifsoup.com/view5/20140511/5035211/attack-on-titan-crazy-eren-o.gif
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You've clearly never seen One Guy one Jar where a man takes a glass jar, shoves it up his ass and then it shatters, after which he pulls out the pieces, blood and all.