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All older brothers fear this day, but also enjoy the possible fun that may come out of it...
Today, Shining Armor was announcing that his sister, Twilight Sparkle, was ready to date.
He addresses all the able bodied stallions that are up to the challenge. And, oh yes, he wants to scare the $#!% out of them. This should be interesting...
Warning: Some Language, Possibly Offensive Humor, and the possibility of wetting your own panties...
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crappy ending.....
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) and 'misplace' him
Shining's going to get Flash nice and drunk (on Flash's tab
4442018 you're just jelly that Twilight will never be your waifu
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I really liked this. Keep it up. Having written a Twilight shipfic (Traveling Tutor and the Librarian), I can tell you that Shining Armor is not first in line of the obstacles that any stallion will have to cross to reach that magic "I do." He's about sixth in line behind Celestia, Luna, Twilight Velvet (she counts twice), Night Light, and his wife, Cadence. My favorite line I wrote on it is:
Princess Celestia’s warm violet eyes looked up from her correspondence and locked onto Shining Armor’s hapless gaze. “Your sister respects you enough not to pry into your own personal relationships, do you think you can respect her enough not to go physically abuse her young paramour? If her relationship with this young stallion is beneficial, it deserves to be left alone to blossom in the manner they wish. If not—“ Princess Celestia returned to her reports with a tiny frown “—you may deal with the leftovers, if any.”
There's a lesson in this. Bribery will get you (almost) anywhere.
Loved the read, Draco. Have a fave.
This was so friggen hilarious.
Oh, Tia, you dirty little slut, you.
This needs some serious editing.
4448407 I know
4448407 Just point, and I'll click...
seeing Shining Armor being overprotective is so hilarious
That was a great fic XD, Amazing overall
And I just read Shining's dialogue with the Drill Sergeant voice from Medal of Honor: Pacific Assault.
I realize that this piece of work shouldn't be taken too seriously...but, still.
My alternate ending:
And then it was empty.
Almost empty.
There were only two beings left in the building.
Flash sentry...
and discord.
Im here because Rambles is back
4488595 Wow!!!
Well, this, this is...
AMAZING!!!!!
Absurd and hilarious.
4488841 Thank you
LOL! Nice!...But...
....Would you please put the authors note AT THE TOP of the story so I don't have to read it and just listen?! 
Thanks!
Free drinks for life? I'll have to remember that.
An imaginary moment that never happened:
Putting down the scroll she'd been reading to her three children, Twilight Sparkle-Cake sighed and shook her head. "And that is why I had to wait until my brother was too old to threaten anypony ever again, before your father and I secretly eloped in Las Pegasus."
Pound Cake smiled at the rare scene of domestic tranquility, and all was hugs and giggles for the next few minutes. "Thanks for waiting for me" he whispered to his immortal alicorn wife.
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(Slow clap...)