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I wish posting a comment on a story didn't poot it on the last chapter
Huzzah! It has arrived!
This is a pairing that doesn't get the coverage it deserves. Now let's come up with a ship name for it.
Zena?
Lucora?
4442878 zena I loved that show!!!!!
Lucora.... like the pokemon!!!!
I like this too much.
So Zecora is cursed? I thought/think she finds rhyming easier to get point across.
I'm confused.
well , that's different , suppose i'll have to take a look sometime....
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I always used "Lucora" while writing this.
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Not so much cursed as enchanted; although over the years of use the spell matured enough to grow limited sentience and a naughty streak.
Also, thanks for catching a mistake; fixed.
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You can always post it under any chapter
You mean the vial that she gave to Twilight to drink?
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After all, that was a potion only alicorns can drink, so, at a few drops per day for half a year, it would make the medicine entirely poisonous to normal ponies! 
Nope, entirely different
The scribe predicts no you needeth not say more good sir
And no the scribe is NOT reading just to hear zecora rhyme, how dare you
I came for the promise of smut, and after a month of waiting I'd be lying if I said i wasn't a little sad there wasn't any, but honestly this was much better and earned it a favourite. Smut or not, I eagerly await any more chapters.
My God, the spell was written by SCOOTALOO FROM THE FUTURE PAST!
Jesus. How many syllables per word?
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7, 10, 8, 6. Why?
I sense some Pinkie resentment. Love the rhyming though.
.... I'm done
You... have officially made my day^^
So... are they in a fourway relation now? or did I get something wrong?
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Not entirely; this is still not quite a relationship of equality.
The two guards are still guards foremost, with Ray in a believer-goddess relationship, and Silver in "Whoa, my boss is awesome!" relationship. Still, think of it that way: Neither Luna nor Zecora alone would invite the guards for sex, considering that as a kind of cheating on the other. Only when they are together, they can invite the guards for threesome/foursome.
(L)una, (Z)ecora, (R)ay, (S)ilver:
Allowed groupings: L+Z, L+Z+R, L+Z+S, L+Z+R+S.
Disallowed: anything without (L+Z). [and yeah, no R+S, Ray is purely straight.]
Omfg Silver....I think you should change your name to "Moodbreaker Incarnate"
I wonder how long it will take them to finally get it right^^
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The coffee and flatbread order? The tenth try will get it correct, although actual deliveries to Princess Luna instead of Celestia's test request will take another five tries and full four hours of poetry reading to the kitchen staff. Only one of the post-Discord era poems finally gets them to follow up. Right after that poetry session Chief Cherrypicked and most of kitchen staff were in no state to finalize the request (or any, for that matter; some still attend therapy sessions), so a part-time intern kitchen helper on his first day at work, showing up for a late shift shortly after the poetry session was over, fulfilled the order to the dot and supplied Princess Luna with exactly what she requested. He was immediately promoted to the Chef of Night Kitchen, and the problems ended. Also, Sir Finery managed to pay his mortgage in full and seventeen years ahead of schedule through mere four hourly poetry reading sessions at the bank. Afterwards, poetry books appeared alongside weapons, explosives and mass destruction spells on the list of items not allowed to be carried into a bank.
As for the potion, at first the guards tried to be clever about the potions and would assign one of the thirty to tend for all the cauldrons while the remaining 29 would enjoy playing cards or other "manly entertainment". Roughly three months after starting, the guard on duty suffered severe indigestion and bungled his duty, leading to spoilage of all thirty batches. With the reduced numbers of cockatrices in the Everfree Forest the guards took another three months to finally get all thirty batches going again, reorganized themselves into much more disciplined manner and only spoiled fifteen of the batches before the full ten cauldrons were completed. Believing their task complete, they partied, and cheered spilling the remaining five still active cauldrons (mostly under a month until completion), to which Luna reminded them their duty is to keep making the potions continuously, and the ten was merely a bottom limit allowed, after which Luna would be able to grant them release. Which she didn't, bumping the limit to thirty successful batches.
Afterwards, six of them went AWOL, forming a band of mercenaries in the Caribou lands (and shortly met their demise in a skirmish against polar bears), one was released from duty after suffering a permanent injury in a fight with a manticore during the cockatrice hunt, and the remaining 23 resumed potion production. Only three batches were spoiled (from using Crocodile Tears instead of Liquid Pride at one point), but Luna didn't count it against them; upon completion of the remaining twenty batches they were all offered opportunity to transfer to a different unit. Only eight decided to call it quits, and the remaining fifteen choose to stay as the permanent crew of the station, producing many other time-consuming medicines and guarding roads through Everfree (which allowed Luna to begin restoration of the Castle of Two Sisters.)
Wow. Hm. First of all, I generally avoid poetry because I'm not a big fan, but this was very tolerable for me. Not to mention funny. I thought the night time spooning was cute~
But I suppose a lot of females consider spooning to be cute. Meh. *shrugs*
But then, suddenly male Zecora is banging the sh*t out of Luna, and her old world Europe speak made me smirk at times. I do truly adore that moment...the half-lidded, smoldering I'm-about-to-get-pounded look. Yeah, Luna you naughty filly you lol
I've had a moment like that where it was so good, I was scared as the orgasm was approaching like "Am I going to be able to handle this? " I almost passed out. Anyway, good story! Going to the fav's!
But, you killed me...you killed me with this
"my mind goes strange places when I'm coming"
I totally relate especially when it's really powerful.
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Thanks!
Eh, writer's block - can't write the last page or so missing from the last bonus chapter...
Aww, that was cute. And kinda funny.
Good morning, love.
What's on the stove?"
This does npt rhyme
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5142406 ha!
4734807 were those even words?
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*ahem*
It is rhyming, but not the kind of rhyming you're used to. The most common rhyming is sound rhyming. Like "Love" and "Dove" the other kind is visual rhyming. You see the word "Love" and "stove" and it doesn't sound the same, but when you look at them, they both have the "ove" end. Now, normally in the show Zecora wouldn't sound like that, but this is a FIMFic
6112974 fair enough
Boss as a housewife? Why, I never! And yet I can totally dig it.
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It's perfect. Why isn't this part of the story proper?
I both like and dislike how you don't clearly explain a lot of the magic surrounding Zecora. I'm so curious! But it's a better story this way.
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1. I didn't have a good idea how to integrate it with the core story which is from Zecora's POV, 2. it took shape in my mind only much later, and 3. a clop chapter was long overdue, and this, as you see, is non-clop.
(stares then face palms) “IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS.”
guess who said that quote.