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ClearlyNotTremor230


Those are not fake mustaches, and I am clearly not the same Tremor230. nope! I am not that talented and sexy writer! and I will always deny everything! IF I was the real Tremor230. and I am not.

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Glad to see this story here!
You'll see, the others too Will love it!

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Not here XD
Apparently "by the lore" of this story his arrival between ponies happened before he caught the "Nerf Flu "
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

Nigga you got me confused it’s about buck and you got black beard as the cover art?

Okay, I'll bite. Lead on, writer, lead on.

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you can call me either 'Mister Richardson'...or Blackbeard, like my own sergeant instructor use to call me when I firstly joined the army and forgot to shave." 

Buck IS Blackbeard XD

My Brother left me behind to answer since He is at work XD

Oooo, I'm liking it! Let's see how far down the rabbit hole goes.

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Yeah I kind of questioned it before I got to that part

I'm liking were this is heading and my head is laughing itself off so Write on! :pinkiehappy: (And yes the pun was intended) :pinkiehappy:

"OOOOOH! SQUEEZE MY FLANK! SQUEEZE IT!" the mare begged.

Okay, this sentance alone deserves a like :rainbowlaugh:

Must have more laughs! :rainbowlaugh:
I also want a full Celestia chapter.
I am quite curious to her actual reaction.
Like would she had been like Lyra?
Or reacted a bit more... Saucy. :trollestia:

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Well, I DID imply how her own..."reaction" was so wild the sun itself spelled it out and its light looked a little spent after an explosion XD so we can say that Celestia's "Not So Modest Org." was so big the Sun itself resented that XD XD XD

Yesssss... Give in to the fingersssssss...

Also, more butt massages please.:pinkiecrazy:

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... Fine by me but will we see her in another chapter? also will Luna fall victim to Buck?
Also who's next will be next Twilight and Rainbow or somepony else? Cause it seems Twilight has a LOT of stress now.

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Doesn't "resent" mean "Suffer from it"? I admittedly am not a Native English speaker...so sometimes I get the terms mixed-up if I am not careful...

8480055
Resent means feel bitterness or indignation.

You know, you can find Blackbeard's real name in his bio, his real name is Craig Jones

Entertaining, but the story would benefit from a proofreader immensely.

HANDS!!!! BUCK YEAH!!!:flutterrage:
woot~!:trollestia:

Y-Yeah, sorry to intrude..." Buck said unsure as he was forced to crouch down to not hit the ceiling with his head.
"You...You must be that masseur, the Heman?" Rarity asked unsure.

I AM POWEEEEEEEER!!!!
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:trollestia:

spike’s really funny here!!!
moar pls!:yay:

If this is about Buck, why is Blackbeard the cover art?

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The same way the Lord Chanka is actually Vladimir Putin?

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I refuse to believe Blackbeard is an operator.

He’s just a Recruit who took a spare uniform, stole the prototype shield (800 HP), and proved himself in battle, earning a spot in Rainbow. However, as the government began to track down the shield thief, he eventually had to arrange to have the original, TRUE shield returned. He tried to have his contacts help him manufacture a new shield, to replicate the prototype, but they were incapable of doing so, instead producing a miserable, almost useless 60 HP version. Nevertheless, he was a part of Rainbow, he couldn’t afford to be on “Leave” much longer, so he had to take the cheap knockoff and roll with it to keep up appearances.

Naturally, his performance has dropped now that he basically doesn’t have a shield, suffering many more injuries, failing missions sometimes, and frequently dying in the training simulations. As a result, Six is currently reviewing his profile to see whether he is enough of an asset to remain in Rainbow. Upon learning of this, Craig is now desperately trying to beg his contacts to help him improve the shield, but fear of severe backlash from the Brokered Union of Transcontinental Technological Happenings Under Research for Testing committee has stopped them from doing so. The committee fears that the shield is “game-breaking”, arguing that, should two first-world countries ever fight, the side with the shield technology and prototypes would surely win, throwing the balance of power into disarray. Some officers and soldiers heavily dislike the committee for limiting their weapon and technology capabilities, especially with project S.H.I.E.L.D, arguing that the technology is perfectly reasonable since it could easily be countered with explosives, shotguns, or even a bit of flanking strategy, but the committee has refused to hear them. As a result, the original shield prototype is locked away, and Craig’s career is in jeopardy, as well as his life, should he be placed in a difficult combat scenario alone, as his current knockoff would be virtually useless in protecting him or his allies.

lol, literally Massage Tycoon

on top it activates, when they lift their feet BOOOM!

Hmm that is a myth... usually the mines go BOOM directly after pressing the trigger [with a timed delay maybe]
Keeping it pressed would do nothing, it would go off.

 in is room

his

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you don't really know land mines, do you?

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Landmines don't wait for the person to LIFT the foot from the mine to explode.
That's a trope used to raise tension and put the character on the spot...
It makes little sense to have it work that way, You get a squad blocked for the time it takes to save the poor sod, while if the mine went off you would have the poor sod maimed, maybe some of his fellows hurt as well, the squad blocked for the same time while treating the wounded AND you get a big boom to warn you that somebody in on the track... Additionally the fuze that acts on pressure release is more complicated than one that acts on pressure.
Link to Quora.

Wow, this story blew up in popularity quite quickly :rainbowderp:
Well done, will be looking forward to the next update :twilightsmile:

You monster, you didn't tell us this story would torture! My ribs are in so much pain, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

This. more of this. Yes please.

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Thank you! XD I am surprised myself! XD XD
A question though: are Read-and-React against the rules here? I have one about Sweetmiss story I wish to also add here to see if you others like it...would it be possible?

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I already know that mines do not work like that, I just preferred to use a "Hollywood Mine" instead of a real one for this story, no matter how tactically-bad it would be to use a mine working like that XD
A bit of handwaving, so to speak...I think I can concede myself this tiny bit of freedom by virtue of being the author, am I right? XD

I'm really enjoying the story, I would suggest a quick once over for editing though.

Okay I must admit it, this story is funny. Luna and Discord's poor attempt to capture Buck is the best and Blueblood's accidental misfire made me laugh my ass off, almost making me spill my morning coffee. Perfect!

Good god this bucking (heh!) hilarious!
A bit too fast paced and lacking in narration for my taste, but the humor hits like an RPG-7 to the face.

No massage scene with Mac? :raritydespair:

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Your story made it to the feature box.
Just go to the homepage and find the featured section.

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By read and react do you mean those stories that are like another story, with your comments spritzed within? I'm pretty sure those are treated as plagiarism here.

Oh 'Giggity'

A Family guy Reference.

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