I don't know... something my mind thought up then disposed of through my butt. I fished it out of the toilet and put here for you all to read because I'm so thoughtful!
This is the worst story ever written by man. If you read, I hope you have medical insurance... you will need brain surgery and therapy once you're done... In this story, random stuff happens... and Twilight doesn't care!
Nuff said, go read it. Now.
NOTE: Please don't down vote simply because this story sucks. I know it does. I meant for it to be terrible. Down vote it if you just really can't stand what you just read, not because it's a bad story. Thank you.
WARNING!!!
Contains the word 'butt' a lot, and lots of... uh... interesting... events. And lots of butt stuff going on (like farting). You have been warned...
This was so bad it's good.
4344732 No it's not. It's so bad it's bad. Ir's too well written to just be bad. So this was deliberate. But it's bad. Too much has been made bad for the sake of being bad that you would think decent writers would quit being bad on purpose, but apparently not. This is a crime.
Staup!!!! PLEASE STAUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was being sarcastic.
4344796 Well, don't be!!! Dear God in heaven let us not encourage this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver Melodies, please, you can write good for the sake of writing good!!!Do not do this again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4344572 It was deliberately written to be bad... I cannot write comedy, I know... I just wanted to give it a shot and see the reactions... I'm sorry?
4344732 Thank you! (I get the sarcasm)
4344810 I know, reading my comedy is as fun and desirable as having a staring contest with a wall... I'm terribly sorry for this abomination, but i just HAD to try a comedy story... now that I got that off my mind, I won't write any more. Sound good?
This wasn't that bad. I dont see why you- okay it's bad
4345142 Don't try to fool yourself, it was terrible... I know.
4345080 OK, you pushed one of my buttons. I truly believe, that with aggressive quarantine, we can wipe out the disease of "bad for the sake of being bad" in our lifetime, just as we wiped out small pox.
But you are funny and you can write comedy, that much is clear. This just wasn't it. May I humbly suggest story driven comedy (put telling the story first, adding the comedic elements second), Write it in the genre of your choice (I find Slice of Life works really well, but that's just me). It won't be a laugh every line, but it will be funny enough you risk waking up the household if you read late at night a couple of times each chapter.
You're good. Don't ruin it by trying to be bad, 'kay?
4345159 I've tried, the problem is that... well.. my mind just can't think of anything that isn't beyond absurd and terrible... but I'll try again... sorry for poisoning your eyes with this... thing...
4344732 *cough* sharknado *cough cough*
sliver......why
4345599 Um... because I was bored?
burn it please for the love of celestia burn it
4345609 I'm getting a lot of that... yeah...
Lol.....sorry man.....but its just awful and that's putting it nicely
4345634 Don't be sorry, I've said many times... I know this story is atrocious...
12/10 i came
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4345654 That's the highest honor I can bestow upon this fic. Just take the award and don't question it.
4345675 Okay... thank you. I shall bear this story with pride.
HAH
4345080
Well written though. Just really random... and a couple of spelling/grammar mistakes.
4347118 Ah... thank you?
Words fail me right now.
4347806 Yeah... I kind of figured that would happen...
So baisclly twilight is eating everything.....wow didnt see that one coming thought it would be pinkie.PINKIES FWN IM NOT THINKING SHES BAD I THINK THAT SHE SOMETHINGS SHE EATTO MUCH
pinkiehappy
4357835 Basically, yeah
Logic is for losers
4362673 Exactly. What fun is there in making sense?
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DISCORD:HE THATS MINE LINE!!!!!!
Lol
Though it's SUPER RAMDOM but I like it out though I didn't get it very much err it's your frist comedy after all so I don't blame u it's like saying I hate your frist fic when I don't I like it but in a wierd way.
4381325 Yeah... it was supposed to make no sense.
4381591 well u success!my friend u know there's more ways MAKEING comedy right?
4381613 Yeah, I know... but I don't think I'll ever write comedy again.
4381619 well that a shame"....
4381631 Yeah... now leave me be so I can write my story!
What did I just read?
4536874 Um... would you believe me if I told you it was a vision from God?
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This was bad, but I'm not going to dislike it because you apologized for it. Just don't do this again.
4590430 I won't. Oh, God knows I won't... I had a hard time just writing it!
Ahhhh, my brain.
What am I reading?!?
WHAT
AM
i
Reading?
My I Q I have lost it.
4753022 Oh damn it... When I said 'Twilight Finds A Stick', I meant this one... I'm so sorry!!!
4753038
Sorry?!?!
I need them to use the elements of Harmony on my eyes!
4753052 I just re- read the story...
I am soooo sorry!! Oh that's just horrible!
That was stupid and I loved it. XD
Next time on My fucking pony: Farting is majik!
Twilight farts the alphabet for us.
And then some other shit happens6728968
What the holy **** did I just read?!
