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Diamond Tiara just wanted to relax for the day, but then Apple Bloom had to show up in a dog outfit. Things quickly go downhill as the rest of the Crusaders decide to show up. How will Diamond Tiara get out of this mess?

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:unsuresweetie: Nya! I'm a kitty!

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...that was both freaky and adorable. And I love Scootaloo's mini-fridge.

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I have no clue what just happened.
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*upvotes*

Yep, this went wrong in all the right ways. :pinkiehappy:

I don't know whether Opal, Winona and Tank are either freaked out, impressed, or needed Fluttertherapy.

“Cause she said that ya’d like it.”

This is when I started laughing. I didn't stop.

Sweet Celestia, this almost broke my diaphragm, I was laughing so much. Highlights include: the whole story (plus one for the mini-fridge).

4333144 I had this half way done like, two months ago. You know what got me to finish it? Your latest DT story :twilightsmile:. That's right, it's thanks to YOU this story is finished! And that is what makes your praise so sweet to me.

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:twilightblush: I can think of no response to this knowledge other than:

Excuse me while I...

On the one hand, Scootaloo probably should've made the shell out of papier-mâché. On the other, then it wouldn't have the structural integrity needed to support the mini-fridge, and that would be terrible.

In any case, a hilarious if mildly disturbing little story. Poor Tiara. She's surrounded by madfillies.

Why do I get the feeling that they planned this specifically because they knew thats what her response would be. :pinkiehappy:

dw

Finally

Sweet Celestia of Equestria! This was hilarious

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Damnit. Now I want a shell with a mini fridge.

:unsuresweetie: Applebloom, why in the heck did you dress up as a dog? We were all supposed to be Mare-eo power ups.

Well. That's one way of getting a bully off your back.

... Mini fridge ... proof that Scoots had it right, she is the best pet ever.

Well that was random.


You should add a random tag.


Because that was random.

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Fun Fact: Mattricole originally wanted to use this as his cover art. However as he thought about it he felt the story may get rejected, since the picture could easily be seen as NSFW.


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It has been a dream of mine since I was but a child :fluttershysad:


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She probably confused it for a tanuki suit, the fool!

“Yeah, whatever,” Diamond Tiara said with a shrug. She then continued walking away from the demented Cutie Mark Crusaders, and from that day forward vowed never to associate with them again.

Apple Bloom: "Just as keikaku."
Sweetie Belle: "Keikaku means plan."
Scootaloo: "Next time I get to be the catgirl."

Karma is a... never mind.

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Koopaloo :scootangel:
Apple Bark :applecry:

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Koopaloo is definitely a keeper!:rainbowlaugh:

“And why is Apple Bloom on a leash...oh.

needs end " mark.
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I feel so horrible for laughing at DT's and Silvy's assumption of AB talking about sex rather than food. But it was to hillarious. Good fic, and I nearly died laughing at the end.

I read this story not knowing who the writer was. Who would've thought? A fanfic that I actually like... by Mattricole? :pinkiegasp:

Unexpected! :pinkiehappy:
(Previous name: Babbling Goat)

Scootaloo + Mini-fridge = win :scootangel:

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I'm guessing your not the biggest fan of my work :twilightsheepish: Well, glad you enjoyed this one at least!

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Fixed...finally.

Okay that was just hilarious. Nonsensical and completely off-the-wall, but hilarious.

this left something to be desighered to me... I enjoyed sweetie and AB but I felt Scootaloo was a bit blah... perhaps its just me...


Or maybe I just wanted to see a more cute scootaloo.... >.<:fluttershyouch:

“And you thought the best way to be friends...was acting like a dog?” Diamond Tiara asked.
“Yup! Ya treat all yer friends like dogs! Silver Spoon, Alula, yer dad-”

oh NO she di'nt!:trixieshiftright:

“Okay, that’s it. I’m out of here,” Diamond Tiara muttered as she attempted to sneak away from the absurd scene.

I'm with Diamond on this one. It was cute, romantic and kinna kinky with just :applecry: but as soon as :scootangel: and :unsuresweetie: showed up it all took a oneway trip down the road to:pinkiecrazy:ville.:facehoof:

I'd love to see more stories involving Scootaloo and a mini fridge.

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