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Samey90
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
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Vinyl, Trixie, and Colgate story? Yes please! Moar!
I haven't read any of your stories (sorry), but they generally have a good track record. Adding to my endless Read Later pile.
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Haha, I have the same problem with my read later list. I barely have time to read anything...
Thank you. I never read... and yet this was brilliant.
Funny, but needs some work, but I think I will stick with this for a bit to see how it turns out.
Hmm...i have a brief knowledge of french so i'm curious how the names will relate to the characters. Surprise me
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You mean Vinyl's coltfriend? He's generally a nice guy... Generally
If my last girlfriend was so eloquent, things would have ended so much more smoothly between us...
I am loving this story.
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Oh yeah. Beating around the bush isn't Vinyl's thing...
In fact, one of the differences between Vinyl and Minuette is that Minuette keeps most of her thoughts to herself, while Vinyl is usually too open...
And tarred, and feathered, and shoved off of a cliff. While walking on Legos.
this should be interesting.
Inlkie is a homosexual
Also, want a chapter on trixies backstory too
Awesome story, can't wait to see where it goes.
And, last but not least...
FIRRRST!!!
This was epic. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw a ten thousand word chapter, but you knocked it out of the park.
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Similarly to Pinkie, she's not the one to stay in the rock farm for the rest of her life...
At first I wanted to include more of Trixie's backstory in this chapter, but all my ideas seemed too serious for this fic.
Inkie will definitely appear later
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Really good!
Can't wait for the next chapter!
JUST LIKE CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS!!
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That makes sense, considering the fact that Dr Whooves is Minuette's brother in this story...
Hmm, who's Trixie then?
Now I'm wondering what would have happened if she did that to the Ursa Minor that destroyed her wagon.
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She'd be an alicorn now...
4613336 And hello nightmare fuel.
I have to say, I started reading this story on a whim and I have enjoyed every second of it.
More is required!
Lol...I just love how completely clueless Inkie is.
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Perks of living on a rock farm...
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Super glad to see this updated, I love the story so far! Just the right mix of action, cynicism, sexiness, and comedy. Plus it has Trixie so double bonus.
This is sexier than a lot of the clopfics I've seen. Much more fun to read, too.
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I thought about going mature, but it's funnier that way...
I love this story but... HOW THE HELL IS THIS STILL RATED TEEN??!!
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Actually, I'm thinking about changing the rating to mature... Last chapter definitely pushes the boundaries...
So many references omg that was fucking funny
MOAR
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I'm currently 4k words into the next chapter...
Finally, the next chapter! This story is stupid, nasty, even a bit childish... And yet It's somehow great!
Now the constructive part... It's really childish sometimes due to the continuous stream of sexual content, but it's... Different, which is always good ( i especially liked the ''fabric of reality part" ). I just finished reading the fifth chapter and I have to say, for some reason, im just really really hooked to this fics, despite I don't read clopfics. Good job samey, good joob...
oooh oooh, and just one more important thing I forgot to mention, this really deserves more reads
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Yeah, I basically write this story when I get tired of darkness in my other fics and I put almost everything that comes to my mind into it... Which mostly consists of sex jokes and movie references... (though I want to tone it down a bit in next chapters and focus more on the plot...)
I also have a little question, if you don't mind answering... How did vinyl broke her hoof on the 4th chapter...? what kind of... stuff... was she doing...
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Generally, she fell off the tree. It's hard not to fall, when the hooves are occupied with... something else...
uuuuh, OK... I must have missed the falling off the tree part back when I read it... I've thought all this time that she was doing some kind of...uuuh... weird cloping pose... but I'm happy now that I now nothing strange happened, if you don't count the mare spying 2 sisters from a tree thing
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Yeah, clopping on the tree may be considered weird for some, though this fic's definition of "weird" is rather non-standard...
When I started to read this, I had the highest expectations, and I have not been disappointed.
Keep doing this awesome work!
YAY! I was wondering when this story would update! I love this story!
By the way, there are a few grammatical mistakes; they're really jarring when most everything is perfect English but then things like “Then whose kid he is?” or “Can you tell me what’s that?” happen.
And OF COURSE it's thanks to Minuette that Hannibal grows up to be a Pony psychiatrist with an unusual eating disorder.
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Yeah... He definitely has her genes...
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I'm trying to make more than one update per month, but it's hard when writing three different stories...
Whoops... It's fixed now
Minuette's got a serious "Hunter S Thompson" vibe going. I love it. Good story! More!
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Yeah... Though Minuette actually stopped in the bat's country
This story is just fantastic. I'm loving every word, scratch that, ever LETTER of it. I must have more!
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I renember reading some ''anyone'' and other similar UNACCEPTABLE mistakes... but apart from that, it was good as always
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What's wrong with "anyone"? I kinda prefer it over "anypony"...
4901025 B-B-BUT IT'S ANYPONY!!!
...Just kidding, I just feel it's more correct and it helps to the story's ''inmersion'', like saying a situation is ''out of hooves'' instead of ''out of hands'' :/
And the excrement is about to hit the rotary oscillation device!
You kinda went a bit off the rails here but I like the bushes you landed in so it's all good.
At first it started out as a bit of a 'Hangover but with PONIES' story but I think it grew into it's own (admittedly, I only know the Hangover flicks from trailers and a few review posts elseplaces). I tend to dislike 'modern ponies' a bit because I think the high fantasy thing fits them better but you make it work in your own way. And the personalities work well in that dysfunctional-humor way.
I like it.
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Well, I basically started with writing the first scene as some kind of an exercise without planning to continue it, then left it for a month and, since I invented a few more details (like Minuette's inability to get a job or the road fic formula), decided to write it. Unlike my other stories, it leaves a lot of place for improvisation, which makes it a kind of a rollercoaster...