I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
The Writers' Group56,467 stories ·9,300 members
One-Shots18,925 stories ·2,369 members
Dark8,331 stories ·3,768 members
Comedy4,739 stories ·1,292 members
Berry Punch spends Hearth's Warming Eve the traditional way: kicking ass and taking names. No matter if it's a timberwolf or another ancient evil threatening her friends – she's there to the rescue.
Preread by Cinder Vel, ChudoJogurt, and Dragonborne Fox
Translation by repitter:
🇺🇦Ponyfiction🇺🇦
🇺🇦Google Docs🇺🇦
Cover credits: Roseluck by Yanoda, Lily and Berry by DashieSparkle, background by Quasdar.
Page generated in 0.14 seconds
Total duration
991 users online
2,349,411 hits today, 2,782,760 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
I'm not sure I'd have the stones to take a dismembered timberwolf home for firewood. I'd be too afraid of the log-pile reassembling and coming a-knocking for juicy pony take-out one cold night when the fire burns low.
Wait, do they think that alicorns can just give other ponies wings like that? Sounds like Cheerilee needs to update her biology curriculum...
Bricks. The great equalizer.
Oh, Celestia! They killed Chrysy! Bastards!
9343406
"Berry, why do you keep firewood in a cage?"
"It had a litter of puppies recently..."
9343527
If they have Red Bull... Or a stapler:
derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/9/21/726249__safe_artist-colon-mangameister_princess+celestia_twilight+sparkle_alicorn_comic_hand+puppet_pony_pony+puppet+theater_puppet_puppet+show_puppet+.png
9344044
Everyone ends up at the ground level?
9344201
She'll be back in the next episode, though.
I enjoyed this Berry Punch.
That was fucking awesome. :D Badass as all hell of them to kill Chryssie like that. What a way to go. I hope that bitch felt every bit of pain. :D
Just like Race Bannon, DK, and other greats, just throw a barrel at it and things will be resolved.
And given that the finish line was also the starting line, that probably wouldn't have worked anyway.
In any case, this was hilarious, from Daisy's upbringing to a demise exactly as dignified as Chrysalis deserves. Thank you for it.
9356152
For Berry, the race was very quick. She barely started and she was already done.
Cute, action packed, comedic and random. Weird combination but it works.
Yippee ki-yay, Chrysalis.
(What, that's totally a Christmas movie, and Christmas and Hearth's Warming are close enough, so lifting a line or two from it is clearly valid here.)
10295244
Hey, it's my favourite Christmas movie
Okay, This was funny. Although I imagine it's mostly because bad things happened to Chrysalis.
11358912
Yeah, she kinda went completely nuts in later seasons (I think I wrote this around Mean 6)