What do you get when you mix a 22 year old war veteran and a male and female fighter pilots in one person? Well this is that story. My name is Sean Mccolt and this is the result when that happens along with some unexpected turns and some special skills and some friends to help me along this year. college is gonna be fun
please go easy on me its my first fanfict
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Okay. Scratch the comment I put. Your a bit of an asshole.
I'm joking of course.
But seriously, you couldn't POSSIBLY have gotten this idea from my fic. Albeit with a much smarter idea. You also have backstory, whereas I'm just crazy.
Or maybe I'm not. I don't have backstory time 'till Part 3. Oops did that leak out. Meh. No point getting rid of it now.
[I'm liking this Soarin character, but if he starts jacking my swag, I will find a way to take his balls out of his ass.]
^Logic Dictates that-^
[Fuck your logic. I hate swag jackers.]
718062 (but remember I can just grow them back, bitch, so ha)
719551 [Oh really? Ey Reaper? Know anything that stops regeneration?]
-Well fire does a damn fine job.-
[If you jack my swag, I shall set your balls ablaze...while tearing them out your ass. I will also take out your skull and beat you with it!]
^That doesn't seem physically possible.^
719619(well thats if you get past my minigun and by the way there is nothing you can do to me that will inpare me in any way because I have been blown up, set a blaze, shot, cut and every had form of damage you can imagine so ya bitch I have even had my head cut off)
719640 [...you win this round. HOWEVER! I shall be thinking of new and interesing ways to murder you. Like tearing you limb from limb and putting you back together wrong.]
*Here Sor. I'll help.
*
[Danke.]
722007( well glad to know I won )
/soarin' what did I say about braging\
(but we totally won)
/soarin' no\
(fine but in all honesty this is the begining of a beautiful friendship I belive)
722421 Soarin is right. Soren makes all his friends by attempting to murder them.
[I also make my enemies by murdering them. Hell, all my relationships begin with killing of some sort. Hey! Remember Sky-]
Soren! The story in this universe hasn't gotten that far yet!
[Wait? Which reality are we in again?]
Damn. We are such teases.
723302(well you can't kill me so good luck with that)
I have to concour but really you two play nice
723351 I find it interesting Soarin points out we can't kill them, and not the fact that we can travel to different dimensions.
[And you tell ME to shut up.]
Oh. Shut the fuck up. Or do we need to see Celestia again.
[We should! Remember when we caught her with Playmare?]
I'm gonna let that slide. Only because, if my-
^My^
Calculations are correct, that part should be public tonight.
well let me explain that theory on why I can't die *takes a deep breath* fucking miracles nuf said
and hold on a sec you saw clestia with a playmare
(some one dosen't have a colt but I think I can fix that)
soarin' you are not a player I am I mean I fucked hundreds of girls with out your help but I do have to give credit where credit is due thanks ex for all those pick up lines while we where dating
(and omega TITS or GTFO)
/soarin are you trying to hurt us badly\
(maybe)
723585 (last thing its soarin' with apostrophe)
why are you so adamant about that but what makes you say I'm in a diffrent dimension
729591 Yea. I think we fucked up. Did we fuck up?
~You fucked up~
Dammit! Okay uh...play stupid.
[Cause you have so much trouble with that.]
-I have to agree with Soren. You seem to screw up often. Like remember when--
Shut up all of you. And Soarin'? Omega is an A.I. Program. It doesn't technically have a gender. It's only function is to assist me.
^Therefore, your tits or gtfo comment is out of place, and makes little sense.^
*And just to cover all our bases. Celestia will not go out with you. The reason she uses Playmare is because she will live forever, and everyone else will die eventually. Except us.*
Dammit! What did I say about spoilers?
731244 well remember agent tex she was a A.I. but she was a she if that makes sense, but in all honesty soarin' here is just trying to piss all of you off
(so true)
see and about the celestia and the playmares, i really do think I will get her because I will also live forever because I can get any girl with just pure charm... and the fact that I have a girl in my head
731447 Agent Tex was like, a byproduct of Alpha. My Omega is more like a robot. Tex was based off Allison. My Omega is based off a combination of Delta and Omega. So no, it has no gender. And I could get her before you could. Remember what my special talent is? It's the reason I have a love triangle in my story right now.
~WHAT?!~
Oh right. Uh...
[We are so fucked. EVERY VOICE FOR HIMSELF!]
-Only a triangle? I could've sworn it was a rectangle.-
Shh Reaper. That gets released tomorrow.
731560 to late on spoiler alerts but sense where in that subject right now I'm about to to introdse my voices to my ex soon I think soarin' might like her
(really oh I can't wait to meet her based on what you told on the trip I cant wait)
/god soarin' are you all ways this horny\
ya man at least I dident fuck my sister
/(HAY we told you to lay low in that subject)\
731560 and on a second note at least I diden't piss her off and her sister so I think I might have a better chance then you besides I could totally get more girls that you even it's your "spicial talent"
714956 dude be my guest and sorry for the late responce I honestly have no excuse
731608 Maybe you didn't read the summary in this universe, but I'm pretty sure it says lots and lots and lots of mares. Vinyl and Do are only the beginning!
~In our first encounter, Young Shadow only startled me. I felt no feelings of hate towards him. My sister does deserve a little...burn? Is that right? Every now and again.~
Well cat's out of the bag now. Can we run like hell yet? Maybe murder a different version of him?
~Well...seems Subject Delta needs some resistance. Feeling up to some chaos?~
^Wonderful! Slaughter of innocents. Let us burn him to a crisp!^
732298 well maybe so but how many can you get at the same time I have gotten Two pairs of twins and my ex so beat that so thats five girls I am getting the main 6 as we speak
and I get vinyl and besides you can't even to get morning sex with her but I can get her in the middle of her preformence and still on stage of course on the side, sex is private you know
and maybe you diden't even read my story
random question game:
for all of you: favorite song
for you invidualy shadow: who would win discord or chrysalis with her legion of changling
732380 56. Wut? You asked.
[Sympathy for the Devil]
^I adore Beauty of Annihalation. It sounds so beautiful.^
-99 Problems. No questions.-
*The MLP theme song.*
~Defense of Canterlot.~
As for me? Saturday Morning 2
And Discord would win. He'd turn the changlings to milk.
733338 ok you got me there but sounds a bit illogical and this logic is unfuckable
have more exprence than you and not in bed but in a relationship and witch I have been in one while what but then again I was in a relationship in high school witch really dosen't count does it
but you meet then fuck then leave witch in my opinion is just mean but I'm not juging
733766 Believe the word is which mate. And only 20 of those were one night stands! And my meet and fuck strategy involves alcohol. Sometimes with mixed results.
734186 wut *shakes head* well sense you use alcohol when i was picking up women I was under the age limit and so were the women I was fucking so i just used charm but enough about that what was the best night you had
on a side note how old are you out of shear curisoty
734943 Can't say best night I had, cause I can't remember it! And I am 22. Thanks for caring.
739996 odd because mine was epic I was with twins but they were spa twins and they gave the the best massage's and that was befor the sex but any ways I also happen to be 22 not that you care
A. It was obviously my car.
B. Your grammar needs work. I could prolly be a pre reader for ya.
C. So you were adopted to eh?
D. Best little sister evar!
806060
A. I bet you haven't heard of the car
B. can you put that in the 'Shit I All Ready Know' file and thanks I need a proof reader
C. in both real life and the story
D.whitch one
and I see you finaly read the story
806081 I kinda read it. Also. Church. As in Leonard Church?
I believe the line is Could you put that in the memo and entitle it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW!?
I still find this story extremely absurd.
And the sister i was talking about was the one who gave you the applejack. No one ever gives me ponies.
806239 I am horrable at coming up with names so church was the best I could come up with and its his first name
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good to know and diddo for yours
I made her the nice sister and the other sister sorta a bitch but still family
806267 yea but my story is SUPPOSED to be ridiculous.
806287 and my isn't dude I can create wepons with a thought and I can grow back any thing ,pride limbs energy, any thing you can think of and thats not ridicoulous come on man
my little sister did this with her rarity once,
my heart exploded twice.