The Trip
(soarin's thoughts)
/spitfires thoughts\
<my thoughts>
Hour One
after explanation to soarin' about what happened before he woke we needed gas
<God damit we're out of gas> so I got off the freeway and pulled up to the nearst gas station got out and got started to fill up and as soon as I got the receipt, two cars pulled up, one in front of my car and one behind, then four people got out in each car and each one had either a hand gun or SMG pointed at me
<Fuck not now>
then a large man got out of the car in the front and walked up to me and said "I like you car" he said with a rusty voice
"well it did cost a lot of money"
"well I want it"
"well your gonna have to take it from me"
"I was hoping you were gonna say that" then he walked away and turned around at his car
/you have a plan right\
<sence when do I ever have plan>
I first grabed the homemade duct tape out of the inside pockets and put them on then soarin' shouted (oh snap he got the gloves out) then I took off my jacket and place it in the car "Fire away" and I raised my arms and put my head down like I was a target
the man said "I have never seen a man so eager for death" and he gave the signal to fire and everyone did, I took every hit and my body shook with every bullet
the men continued to fire until they ran out of ammo and they all reloaded and when they finshed they looked me with confused faces, because I was still standing with a bullet ridden body and blood soaked clothing, I looked up with a sadistic look in my and I said "My turn"
I reached over my shoulder and grabbed a FN SCAR and started to fire at each of the hench men as they fired back, I got a headshot with every pull of the trigger and when every one was down, except the man that walked up to me, I put the gun back over my shoulder, then a large man walked out of the second car and he was so heavy that when he got out of the car, car bounced because of the release of weight, when I saw him I pulled out a lancer off my back and started to fire at him and the bullets did no effect so I turned on the chainsaw and started to charge at the large man and when I reached him I slid next to him and cut his legs at his joint and he got on his knee and then I got up and went to the other leg and cut the back of the knee and when he was on both knees and I got behind him and put the chainsaw to his neck and I said "Good night" and I pulled the chainsaw through his neck and, no his head diden't fall off, he had just past out and I put the lancer back on my back
then I started to walk towards the trembling man and formed the chimera in my hand and when I got to the man I told him what the gun does and continued saying "now I am having a really bad day but I will give you a choice of where I shoot you"
"M...m...my fe...fee...feet" he stuttered
"good choice" I shot both of his feet and his right foot was starting to get eaten away by a sorta green liquid and the left got completely blown off and he was on his knees begging for mercy ,then I told him to call the police and tell them what he done and as he finshed I told him "don't worry, your men are alive, barely" then I shot him in the head and he fainted and he fell to the floor and he started twiching with the electricity pulsing through him and I got in my car and drove off
(THAT WAS AWESOME, WHAT AN AWESOME WAY TO START COLLEGE WOOOOO)
/A little brutal don't you think\
<Maybe but he deserved it>
/Whatever just drive\
<But that was weird that they attacked in broad daylight maby they were desperate>
then a few minutes later I my hand started to sweat, I looked at my hand and saw the frayed blood soaked gloves still on < god damit I hate those dam gloves> I took them off and decited to sniffed one and it smelt like vinegar and blood
<really every friken time they smell like vinegar, every time>
(but come on every time you put them on you become a fucking badass)
<that may be true but they still suck>
Hour Three
(Are we there yet?)
<NO FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME GOD YOU CAN BE SO ANNOYING>
it was silent for five or six minutes then I decited to start a conversation
<So soarin' if you diden't know spitfire or she wasent you sisiter would you do her?>
(what do you mean, like fuck her?)
<Well ya what do you think I mean, well would you?>
(What makes you think we haven't) then spitfire hit him in the arm (I mean no)
<to late and ha you fucked your sister>
/damit you weren't suppose know that\
<hay I don't mind that you two had sex it just I just woulden't fuck my sister> then a couple more minutes went by
<so how it happen>
(we got curious) then spitfire hit him again(what he already knows might as well tell him how It happened)
/fine but I will tell him because you just mess up the truth\
<so>
/well by our junior year high school we were both still virgins\
<ooo where's the popcorn>
/shut up, now as I was saying we both needed to get off our back and I wanted to do it with someone I trusted and as much as I hated the idea the only person was my brother and he was willing to fuck any girl, except me, without reason so sorta tricked him\
<and the plot thickens> I said with a large smile
/again shut up, now I had to trick him, so i got a wig and and I followed him to his normal club and after he stuck out like a milion times he hit on me now he can finish the story\
(so like she said I struck out with like a bunch of women and she was the only on left so i hit on her, and I had know idea i was her at this point, and she through herself at me and we started making out and we went to my place or our place and then we started having sex and in the middle of it her wig fell off and at first I thought she had no hair but when I saw her face I stoped and that was sorta It and she went to her room and then she left for the club and get ready for this she came home with another guy and fucked him)
<she got you, fucked you, then left and got another guy and fucked him>
(yep)
<well was it good?>
(what do you mean)
<did you enjoy it?>
(ya why)
<sorry my ex rubed off on me when we were dating>
(your ex what was she like and when were you two dating)
<she was perfect in every way and she was adventurous in her sex life and get this she was bisexual which was awesome and it was during first year of jr. high to my junior year of high school>
/she dosen't sound that great\
<oh she was perfect in fact I could have any woman I wanted while we were dating and while me and the other woman were having sex she would join in and if she brought home someone she would ask me to join in, man or woman and sometimes I would join and again man or woman if one of us diden't bring some one home>
/your not gay are you\
<no im not gay if it was a man it was DP or something of the nature, if itwaq woman it was the best night of that girls life>
(then what was the best night of your life)
<in all honesty I had a four way with my ex and twins>
(twins, you lucky bastard)
<and not just any twins they were from the spa and the massage they gave was hevenly, but I can't remember there names, whitch is odd I usualy remember names>
(can you tell us how you did that)
<that is a story for another time>
(aw man but we told you how me and spitfire had sex)
<and I told you about my ex I say thats even>
(fine)
/wait how did you do this if you coulden't drive or at your house because it sounds like you two lived together\
<well we sorta did, after school we went to her house to do our home work, then when we were finshed we walked back to my house to play video games, and yes she was gamer girl, then after dinner we went to the club together and if we brought someone home, and then other person drove, we went to her house we had sex with who ever we brought or what ever they wanted and we were finshed with who ever we brought left then we fell asleep in each others arms, it was quite cute really, and because her parents had graveyard shift we were able to do that, if not we went back to my house and sence my parents diden't work graveyard we just snuggled on the couch watching a movie or TV, it was pritty awesome till I moved to northern california whitch sucked and we had to break up but, it was mutual but it still sucked>
/so you two went to the club every day?\
<well that happened every monday and friday and on wednesday we went straight to her house and had sex after her parents left for work and we sleept in the same bed every night sex or no sex and when when we woke she had her hand on my dick every single morning it was fun really and we went with each other every where and always stuck near each other except in school but usualy ate lunch together if we had the same lunch together and she really wasen't a slut, she diden't crave sex, in fact she was like you, spitfire>
/me really\
<yep and I miss her a lot and I would like to stop talking about her it bringing bad memories>
(you lucky bastard) then spitfire hit him again
/shut up you\
Hour Five
(Are we there yet?)
<NO WE ARN' T THERE YET, god you sound like a little kid>
(well how much longer)
<about 2 more hours>
just then I saw a lady on the side of the road hitchhiking
(oooo I call dibs)
<god your an idiot, calling dibs dosen't count any more especially when we're the same person, dam thats hard to get use to say that>
when I got to her I stopped next to her and said "hay need a..." then I got a closer look and saw that she was very tall had pastel hair that looked like it was flowing in the wind "get in we need to talk" and she opened the door and sat down
"ok lets go" she insisted
"seat belt I may not care but I dont want any one to die in my car" she did and I took off
"So what do you want to talk about" she Questioned
I held up the open letter and said "this"
she scaned the letter quickly and a whe she reached the bottom she saw the three symbols she started to smile then she started to laugh then she said " oh my goodness rainbow, soarin' and spitfire I never thought I would see you again" and she hugged me and I did a little swerve and allmost hit another car
"WHAT" all three of us say with our jaws open "how do you know about them"
"I know everything and I can read minds"
"Everything huh, whats"
"10, the ablity to make any gun real or fake, and it a boxer and 42"
"what you answered all four questions right with out me asking them"
"I told you know everything and to answer you next question I gonna be with you the rest of you trip, I gonna work at the college as the counselor"
"Stop predicting what I say and why did you call me by my old nickname"
"because thats your name right?"
"no my name is sean but that was my was my nickname"
(really you diden't have a nickname in the army)
"it was in jr. high i got it in fact it was my ex who gave it to me, man I miss her"
(your nickname was rainbow, well that sucks)
"actualy it was rainbow dagger, the rainbow part because of my hair" and I pointed at my hair" and the dagger part was because I allways had large pocket knife that my grandpa had in vetnam "
/you diden't have it when we met you\
"I lost it just before I met you but how I lost it is a story for another time now why did you call me by my unused nickname"
"because that's your name"
"no my name is sean, once again"
"well here maybe, but where your from it's rainbow dagger and a little violent for my tastes"
"where I'm from, well then if I'm not from here then where am I from"
"crap you weren't suppose to know that yet" she wispered "I will tell you at a later date"
"fine but every time I see you, I will ask ok"
"ok it will get anoying but I still won't tell you till it is time for you know"
"Fair enough and I forgot to ask whats your name"
"call me celestia"
"huh celestia nice name"
The Entrance To The College
(finaly we're here at) he took a quick look at the clock (10 o'clock)
"I know after about 11 hours of driving we finaly made it"
"I still can't believe that you diden't have a spare tire in the trunk that tow truck took three extra hours on our home strech"
"well I told you this car dosen't hold spares"
I approached the security gate and he asked for my ID and I showed him and he let me through and when we went to the main building, I parked the car and me and celestia walked to the front desk I said to the lady at the desk "I am here to get my room key and know where the room is please"
"name" the lady said in a board tone
"sean mccolt"
she typed my name in the computer and she said "your room is R203" she pointed at a large rectangle with a big R on a map "so Its building R, floor 2 and room 3, and here is your key" she handed me the keys and I said thanks to the lady and bye to celestia and grabbed a map on the way out
I got inside my car and opened up the map and found my land marks and started to make my way to my building
when I got there it was a large apartment-like building with white paint then I remembered it was on the second floor and decided to get my stuff in the morning so I went up the stares and looked for my room and when I found it I let myself in and decited to take a sleep on the couch and had a dream about my ex-girlfriend
then I got woken up by a random scream and I got up and said "whowhatwhenwhyhow" and then I got hit in the head with a frying pan and as quicky as I got up I went back down
then I got up a few minutes later and I heard a argument about something and then I blacked out again
NOTES: sorry about the incest thing and its wrong I know so I'm sorry and sorry for the crappy chapter I rushed myself
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719551 [Oh really? Ey Reaper? Know anything that stops regeneration?]
-Well fire does a damn fine job.-
[If you jack my swag, I shall set your balls ablaze...while tearing them out your ass. I will also take out your skull and beat you with it!]
^That doesn't seem physically possible.^
719619(well thats if you get past my minigun and by the way there is nothing you can do to me that will inpare me in any way because I have been blown up, set a blaze, shot, cut and every had form of damage you can imagine so ya bitch I have even had my head cut off)
719640 [...you win this round. HOWEVER! I shall be thinking of new and interesing ways to murder you. Like tearing you limb from limb and putting you back together wrong.]
*Here Sor. I'll help.
*
[Danke.]
722007( well glad to know I won )
/soarin' what did I say about braging\
(but we totally won)
/soarin' no\
(fine but in all honesty this is the begining of a beautiful friendship I belive)
722421 Soarin is right. Soren makes all his friends by attempting to murder them.
[I also make my enemies by murdering them. Hell, all my relationships begin with killing of some sort. Hey! Remember Sky-]
Soren! The story in this universe hasn't gotten that far yet!
[Wait? Which reality are we in again?]
Damn. We are such teases.
723302(well you can't kill me so good luck with that)
I have to concour but really you two play nice
723351 I find it interesting Soarin points out we can't kill them, and not the fact that we can travel to different dimensions.
[And you tell ME to shut up.]
Oh. Shut the fuck up. Or do we need to see Celestia again.
[We should! Remember when we caught her with Playmare?]
I'm gonna let that slide. Only because, if my-
^My^
Calculations are correct, that part should be public tonight.
well let me explain that theory on why I can't die *takes a deep breath* fucking miracles nuf said
and hold on a sec you saw clestia with a playmare
(some one dosen't have a colt but I think I can fix that)
soarin' you are not a player I am I mean I fucked hundreds of girls with out your help but I do have to give credit where credit is due thanks ex for all those pick up lines while we where dating
(and omega TITS or GTFO)
/soarin are you trying to hurt us badly\
(maybe)
723585 (last thing its soarin' with apostrophe)
why are you so adamant about that but what makes you say I'm in a diffrent dimension
729591 Yea. I think we fucked up. Did we fuck up?
~You fucked up~
Dammit! Okay uh...play stupid.
[Cause you have so much trouble with that.]
-I have to agree with Soren. You seem to screw up often. Like remember when--
Shut up all of you. And Soarin'? Omega is an A.I. Program. It doesn't technically have a gender. It's only function is to assist me.
^Therefore, your tits or gtfo comment is out of place, and makes little sense.^
*And just to cover all our bases. Celestia will not go out with you. The reason she uses Playmare is because she will live forever, and everyone else will die eventually. Except us.*
Dammit! What did I say about spoilers?
731244 well remember agent tex she was a A.I. but she was a she if that makes sense, but in all honesty soarin' here is just trying to piss all of you off
(so true)
see and about the celestia and the playmares, i really do think I will get her because I will also live forever because I can get any girl with just pure charm... and the fact that I have a girl in my head
731447 Agent Tex was like, a byproduct of Alpha. My Omega is more like a robot. Tex was based off Allison. My Omega is based off a combination of Delta and Omega. So no, it has no gender. And I could get her before you could. Remember what my special talent is? It's the reason I have a love triangle in my story right now.
~WHAT?!~
Oh right. Uh...
[We are so fucked. EVERY VOICE FOR HIMSELF!]
-Only a triangle? I could've sworn it was a rectangle.-
Shh Reaper. That gets released tomorrow.
731560 to late on spoiler alerts but sense where in that subject right now I'm about to to introdse my voices to my ex soon I think soarin' might like her
(really oh I can't wait to meet her based on what you told on the trip I cant wait)
/god soarin' are you all ways this horny\
ya man at least I dident fuck my sister
/(HAY we told you to lay low in that subject)\
731560 and on a second note at least I diden't piss her off and her sister so I think I might have a better chance then you besides I could totally get more girls that you even it's your "spicial talent"
714956 dude be my guest and sorry for the late responce I honestly have no excuse
731608 Maybe you didn't read the summary in this universe, but I'm pretty sure it says lots and lots and lots of mares. Vinyl and Do are only the beginning!
~In our first encounter, Young Shadow only startled me. I felt no feelings of hate towards him. My sister does deserve a little...burn? Is that right? Every now and again.~
Well cat's out of the bag now. Can we run like hell yet? Maybe murder a different version of him?
~Well...seems Subject Delta needs some resistance. Feeling up to some chaos?~
^Wonderful! Slaughter of innocents. Let us burn him to a crisp!^
732298 well maybe so but how many can you get at the same time I have gotten Two pairs of twins and my ex so beat that so thats five girls I am getting the main 6 as we speak
and I get vinyl and besides you can't even to get morning sex with her but I can get her in the middle of her preformence and still on stage of course on the side, sex is private you know
and maybe you diden't even read my story
random question game:
for all of you: favorite song
for you invidualy shadow: who would win discord or chrysalis with her legion of changling
732380 56. Wut? You asked.
[Sympathy for the Devil]
^I adore Beauty of Annihalation. It sounds so beautiful.^
-99 Problems. No questions.-
*The MLP theme song.*
~Defense of Canterlot.~
As for me? Saturday Morning 2
And Discord would win. He'd turn the changlings to milk.
733338 ok you got me there but sounds a bit illogical and this logic is unfuckable
have more exprence than you and not in bed but in a relationship and witch I have been in one while what but then again I was in a relationship in high school witch really dosen't count does it
but you meet then fuck then leave witch in my opinion is just mean but I'm not juging
733766 Believe the word is which mate. And only 20 of those were one night stands! And my meet and fuck strategy involves alcohol. Sometimes with mixed results.
734186 wut *shakes head* well sense you use alcohol when i was picking up women I was under the age limit and so were the women I was fucking so i just used charm but enough about that what was the best night you had
on a side note how old are you out of shear curisoty
734943 Can't say best night I had, cause I can't remember it! And I am 22. Thanks for caring.
739996 odd because mine was epic I was with twins but they were spa twins and they gave the the best massage's and that was befor the sex but any ways I also happen to be 22 not that you care