It's a Molestia story. Oh crap!
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I'm not too sure if I want to read this... The pic you used for it makes it look like it will be a comedy. Is it?

Nah. Didn't like that.

I don't know if I like it or not.
I suppose it's just in the positive.

Im really torn between liking and not liking, i like short molestia clopfics usually, but here shes just a queen bitch and him taking her horn in the ass 2-3 times a day for months is overkill if she just wanted to see if he would be aggressive.

This was really good. I enjoyed it thoroughly, thank you!

Also, you took my cloppy-Cadence-virginity! Never read a Cadence clop before. Woop!

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Yeah, I'm really going to get burned next week when it turns out that she's nothing like what I've written.

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Writers are allowed to have a little bit of poetic license. For one, you don't know how she is yet, so you really can't do anything about it, and for two, even if she is different; what you've written is good regardless.

Personally, I'm hoping for a kind and benevolent mini-canon-Celestia like you've written here. Only a little more 'normal' when it comes to being down to earth. If you know what I mean. Being young (presumably), she won't be 'worldly wise' like Celly, or 'archaic' like Luna. S'all good!

at first i was like - - but then i -

my mind is full of fuck dammit!

453763 Literally XD

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"What do you mean that the mushroom clouds turned into actual mushrooms?!"

Wait...oh god....Molestia!
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480055 your window aim is a bit off.

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If only the protagonist weren't on the 30th floor.

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Here is a better one:
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Sum pony deserves a bitch slap

Okay... still not a fan of clop-fics but for some reason this wasn't that hard to read. Though, I can't say that I will read any more clop for a good year or two lol. I am just glad to get this out of my to-read list.
I still don't know how to react after readin this but oh well... it was written very well and I will always appreciate good writing.
Easily a 5 out of 5 story.

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Thanks! Can I ask, who's that in your avatar next to Hatsune Miku?

495051 that is Kagamine Len. you know, brother of Rin. They are #2 in the vocaloid2 bundle thing and you get both Len and Rin for the price of one

495051 I just saw this pic one day and it was adorable so I had to have it. Also it fits perfectly as an avatar for this site. :D

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I knew Rin but never got too deep into Vocaloid. Love Miku though, wish she'd do a concert in New York.

495095 I would love it if they came somewhere near Michigan as well. Though that will never happen.

Came for the story, skipped over most of the clop and enjoyed it though for awhile I wanted to fill Celestia's veins with a million tiny pissed off wolverines. I kept expecting Shining Armor to barge into the MC and Cadance's love-making session, revealing her to be somepony who enjoys stringing people along, boning them, and then leaving them to rot. Very glad it wasn't the case.

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Well, don't forget, I wrote this a week before we knew anything about what Cadence and Shining Armor were like.

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Oh, no, this was based on a true story. Most of it really happened to me.

my favourite pony was Princess Luna but you may have just shifted me onto Princess Cadence with this story

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I'm glad you liked the story. It's funny, I had originally intended for that part to go to Princess Luna, but then I wanted to write it as a nicer, less stern pony, and I felt that Cadence could fit the bill.

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well actually i recently heard the U.S alone have around 1500

Any one want a stroy of the ponies being killed by this guy?

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First clopfic.
Feelings on clopping before
Feelings on clopping afterGIVE ME MOAR!

480055>>484525 ARM YOURSELVES!
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WHAT

well while that was certainly odd with the Cel/Molestia the Cadence chapters were quite, lovley ( curse this site for not having an aww themed emote )

*Thinks* Oh Celestia, you don't move the Sun! If you did, the all the planets orbits would go insane an-*Jupiter swallows Earth*

...i was kind of expecting shining armor to showup and cadance start acting like she was being forced by the new servant so shining would murder him. Nope cadance is kind and loving

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Yeah, don't forget, this was written before the season 2 finale.

To bad. I'm 12. Eh i'll read it anyway. After all I have read: Cupcakes, Heat of the moment, Princess molestia, My little dashie the clopfic, The rainbow factory, And the cutie mark cumsicles. I'm a dirty little child.

1649305 You're welcome

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For the purpose of this story, I made the Earth ponies impenetrable to bullets, the pegasi fast and agile enough to avoid getting hit, and the unicorns able to halt the reactions in chemical-based weaponry like bombs with their magic. Might not be canon, but I was just trying to get a human in a compromise position to Celestia, not really concerned with the verisimilitude. If you want that, read Bronygeddon.

1844959 and he did go out with a bang... he did *crys some manly tears*
God bless you Sergeant Johnson. You will be remembered as the most badass gamming NPC of all time.

Well, this was... interesting. I can honestly say that this is a fic that will stick in my mind for some time to come. It might help to decide on Celestia's nature if we could read more about her motives and what goes on outside of the protagonist's view. First person is fine, but it doesn't exactly tell you everything that's going on. It was well-written, and thankfully free of the ickier possible aspects of a unicorn taking a human with her horn like she did. It would have been interesting to see what would have happened had the protagonist been female.

All that said, I think this will go into my favorites with a thumbs up. Congratulations on writing a thought-provoking tale that apparently is full of controversy (according to the comments).

Also, where are the mane six during all this?

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Thank you for your analysis. Not being able to empathize with Celestia was actually a goal in writing this, as a d/s story from the perspective of the sub, I'm trying to put you into the protagonist's view, and he doesn't understand her either.

And the mane six were simply not in the story. Since Celestia is so OOC, it doesn't make sense to have them in. They could only distract from the message, cloppy though it is.

Ah, well, you definitely succeeded then. Celestia is practically an enigma. Her actions are so open with the light that Cadance sheds on her, that it's almost impossible to tell what her true motivations and feelings are.

love it! quite inventional, pity that its so short

you do realize that most Americans including myself would rather kill all of us and foreign invaders with wmds.

What the ...
Well don't just stop here, keep going.
This is an amazing setting with a great premise and awesome characters, for the love of all things clop KEEP GOING!!!

Was this fic reviewed or featured somewhere? I see one referral that 404s, so where are all the new readers coming from? Not that I'm complaining. I love the thought of so many people...enjoying themselves to my writing.

2247166 that's kinda funny but it's ponies they'd kick our ass because that fact lol