Best story ever.

BEST STORY EVER

I think you captured the actual desires and atrocities committed by eight and a half year old girls in this story. I should know - I have a couple of sisters and I know what they're capable of.

............uh.

Sarah is best Sunshine Princess.

(....and I thought the crazy fantasies I had when I was a little girl where messed up. )

Well.

That was a story.

Bahahaha!

That's fucked up!

Ummmm ok? I dont know what just happend but umm what the flying fuck

"There was a big pile of ice cream and chocolate and marmite and bacon and chicken and beans."

Sarah eats MARMITE?!?!?!  Truly, this child is born of Satan.  *ties Sarah to a stake and sets her on fire, gleefully cackling as she screams*

And that's how little boys write stories.  Cuz girls are icky and have cooties and should get burninated!  

This is SO hilarious.  Really great satire.  I loved it!  

Wow. This is seriously messed up.

I like it.

I gasped! "But that cannot be true! I am just a kid!"

"No, you are the princess." she said.

And then I was the princess.

Bahaha!

Then Applejack wakes up screaming, "What a terrible nightmare..."

And then I was the princess.

holy shit. TWWWIIIIIIIIIISSSSSTTTT

didn't see that coming

so yea...i kept reading... and that turned....dark...

make moar. pls god make moar

Poor Lofty and Flapjackjack

Sarah is best princess

Well that sure was interesting enough.  

>>396447396447 Indeed.

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Sarah is going to grow up to be a very influential person one day. I'm surprised she's okay with Dawn Miller sausages, too.

Also, this story is incredible in an existentially terrifying way.

Oh, Lofty and Flapjackjack.

We hardly knew ye.

That was simply amazing. More please!!

oh god whyyyyyy

What the effing fuck, man...

I NEED FUKIN MOAAAAAARRRR

dude.

And then Sarah grew up to be Princess Celestia.

Gingerbread is best pony.

... My sisters name is Sarah

She's 17...

It would not surprise me if her internal monologue goes exactly like this...

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?!

Wow... A story I can honestly say is better than My Little Dashie.

I cried many manly tears...

At first it was kind of cute

Then it turns...

...

BEST STORY EVAAAR

NEEDS MORE CHAPTERS

Exactly as planned!

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I want to see the ponies take revenge on Sarah... Yes... Get that kid tortured for the devil that she is...

Sorry, that was a touch cruel for my delicate tastes. There is a fine line between comedic sociopathy and plain old sociopathy, and feel that this is on the wrong side. Maybe if she got her just desserts I'd be okay, but as it is, I feel disturbed and not much else.

Dear lord

so much win

wut.

"and Daddy won't hit you"

Priceless.  So many hilarious moments in this, probably the funniest fic I've ever read.  FlapjackJack needs to be canon.

she used alot of big words for a 6 yr old

-marmite

-tarmac

and she made a 2000+ story with barely any spelling mistakes

This story reminds me of the Peter Pan book and The Hoofwitch Horror fanfic. Both are good reads, I recommend the reading of The Hoofwitch Horror on youtube, and both are horrifying in their own ways.

>>397686397686 Don't say scary things like that...

.....wut.

>>399508399508 Oh, but I can already see it. Something takes Celestia out of commission for say 3 days and puts for example one of the CMC, or Pipsqueak, or Dinky, or Pinchy, or somepony even younger in a position of absolute power. Returning, Celestia first meets Mane 6 stammering trying to frame what happened in a positive context. "Really, how bad it is. Just tell me straight how bad it is. I know what an unprepared foal can do with power, I've been an unperpared foal with power tell me how many dead!?!"

And then it turns out nothing happened beyond a gross mismanagement of the budget, a food fight, a new giant bouncy castle in the courtyard and overall failure of all princess-dependent duties except maybe the sun (they must have needed a replacement Sunshine Princess to keep something running). Because there are many that age who already have some concept of responsibility and empathy.

Psychologically realistic response from Celestia to the revelation, as well understandable questions from the others, should follow.

"And then I was the princess."

Best freaking line.

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Best human in Equestria story I've ever read. Also the only one. Grimdark humour ftw!

Words cannot describe how awesome this is.

Not sure if grimdark...

My jaw was hanging open the entire second half

>>399604399604 ...Damn it, now I want to read that story...

This story is pure gold.

"I told them to kick her hard in the head so that she would learn to not shout at me ever again."

Well that was something. Brohoof for Funnyjunk.

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Words cannot express on how much I love this fic!!!

NO

Applejack think that the fact there are no roads or cars in Paradise Valley is going to be a problem?  What a silly pony!

Wow, this fic makes me want to commit mass murder.

Now, where did I leave my cutlass...

i'm scared for my whole life

BEST STORY EVER

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Seriously, what the ACTUAL FUCK is this?

.   .   .

I should have never traveled this far back into site's past.  One of the first completed story if not the first was about a little human girl and (what looks like) G1 ponies.  Odd.  Comments looks like they they been here only a few months... site error?

WOOO!!!!! FIRST STORY!!!!

That was quite possibly one of the most horrificly amazing things I have ever read in my entire life. Thank you.

I... just yes. Yes and yes.

So i travelled on... A long journey to the depths of FIMfiction, in an effort to find that which I would find mildly interesting...

And here I arrived, scarred and travel-worn, to find...

Whatever the flying fuck this is.

>>19707621970762

I know that feel.

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so this is the first story posted on fimfiction...cool.

>>23056692305669 The first story on Fimfiction?

Uh... no?

The number of the story should tell you that it isn't. 18,026.

That means there were 18,025 stories before it.

I laughed, I cried, and I plan on sharing this with my children.

>>23459032345903 according to the search by first post date it is :/ idk what's up with that, lol

So this is the first story ever....