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PresentPerfect


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Join Armada Hot Shot and Equestria's greatest jam warrior, Hugh Jelly, as they journey across space and maybe time in search of action, adventure, and jaAm! Recommended for Transformers fans, but anyone who appreciates Spiderses-style trollfics will likely get a kick out of these. Inspired by the original comic mutation written by Blueshift.

Full audiobook read by me!

Part 2 read by Bradel! He tried. :(


Hot Shot and Hugh Jelly in JaAm Adventures: Hot Shot is am was car robot form abd he lovs jAam so gont o Qeustira to met HUG JELY & haes jamventuar (Last place winner, September 2012 /fic/ writeoff and first story to claim the coveted Wooden Spoon award. :D)

Cool, You're Aftarburnr: Stramscrem libes awak ant nigt & thik ambot as cerptin Autunobotu. wat can hims dod??3? (Warning: unreadable. See author's notes for translation. Translation still as dumb as original. Contains no ponies.)

You's da jaAm Fours: avdenture ins cobtinue!!Hugh Jely must dedfeet giant evvil form spase with help of SPESHUL GESST HEROSE that are mabye from last storiy?

Tell Owl: Our Won: Its is nice day of day in Equestriville and ponies Hugh Jelly has a nice wife adn fambly living and they do stuff

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Comments ( 29 )

Hmm...

HMM....

HMM.....

I am going to laugh my ass off, aren't I?

Best. Stroy. Ever.

Blueshift is gonna shift himself when he sees this! :rainbowlaugh:

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I saw your other comment, lol :V I am very glad you know the comics, I just didn't want to plagiarize too much V:

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4417138 Dammit. Beat me to the Blueshift comment.

*sees notification* OH GOD, HE POSTED IT

ARMADA
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN

Transformers eh? This brings back memories. Why, I remember when-
BLUESHIFT WROTE THE ORIGINAL JaAM COMIC? WHAAAAT? :pinkiegasp:
I did not know that. I guess you learn something new everyday.

P.S. This was exactly as glorious as I thought it would be - that is to say, very.

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NOT NEARLY LONG ENOUGH

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BLUESHIFT WROTE THE ORIGINAL JaAM COMIC? WHAAAAT?

Hasbro wouldn't even send me a Universe Hot Shot!

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This story is your ultimate reward. :(

4472748
That is positively scandalous. :pinkiegasp:

"Nothing cans top the Smoooze" sing Smooze.

Favorite line.

Man, even YOU get to the Unicron storyline before Michael Bay.

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obviously I am better at ponies than him

All your jam are belong to them.

I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting something quite this terribly written, but I have to say I honestly enjoyed it! Not only that, but it takes a certain kind of talent to actually mess up spelling and grammar in such a way that it's still possible to read clearly - I was actually able to work out what every single word meant after looking at them for a while, even ones like "ersply" (my personal favorite). So, well done, and I honestly mean that.

Also, I swear I made like 30 typos initially while trying to write this comment. Your story has destroyed my ability to English.

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I am a winner of win :D

6977206 Sorry a reference to a particular badly written fiction "The lusty Argonian Maid.". Which now that I did a bit a research is actually based off the original The Eye of Argon. Oops.

As for why I thought my (badly done) reference was appropriate... Well it is a party game for geeks and nerds since th 1970s. You go around and try to read The Eye of Argon or when I did it The Lusty Argonian Maid (Which in turn was a variant put in the game Skyrim. I had the opportunity to use the Ponyfied version.). Noone really loses or wins unless you do a phenomenal job at reading it...

So yeah. I was a bit tired last night and tried to give a quick quip. Didn't think that through. Still stands though. You did an exceptional job at being awful writing this. So much so that it was a bit entertaining to read.

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Ah! Eye of Argon I am familiar with. :) Glad you enjoyed my terrible writing. :D

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