I love My Little Pony! Toola Roola is my favourite!
My name is Sarah and I am eight and a half and I'm really pretty because Daddy and Mommy says so and I am also a princess. I have brown hair and blue eyes but no freckles. I really want a pony because ponies are cute and I love ponies lots and lots but Daddy and Mommy says I can't have one.
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Best story ever.
BEST STORY EVER
............uh.
Sarah is best Sunshine Princess.
(....and I thought the crazy fantasies I had when I was a little girl where messed up.
)
Well.
That was a story.
That's fucked up!
Ummmm ok? I dont know what just happend but umm what the flying fuck
"There was a big pile of ice cream and chocolate and marmite and bacon and chicken and beans."
Sarah eats MARMITE?!?!?! Truly, this child is born of Satan. *ties Sarah to a stake and sets her on fire, gleefully cackling as she screams*
And that's how little boys write stories. Cuz girls are icky and have cooties and should get burninated!
This is SO hilarious. Really great satire. I loved it!
Wow. This is seriously messed up.
I like it
.
I gasped! "But that cannot be true! I am just a kid!"
"No, you are the princess." she said.
And then I was the princess.
Then Applejack wakes up screaming, "What a terrible nightmare..."
And then I was the princess.
didn't see that coming
so yea...i kept reading... and that turned....dark...
make moar. pls god make moar
Poor Lofty and Flapjackjack
Sarah is best princess
Well that sure was interesting enough.
396447 Indeed.
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Sarah is going to grow up to be a very influential person one day. I'm surprised she's okay with Dawn Miller sausages, too.
Also, this story is incredible in an existentially terrifying way.
Oh, Lofty and Flapjackjack.
We hardly knew ye.
oh god whyyyyyy
What the effing fuck, man...
I NEED FUKIN MOAAAAAARRRR
dude.
And then Sarah grew up to be Princess Celestia.
Gingerbread is best pony.
... My sisters name is Sarah
She's 17...
It would not surprise me if her internal monologue goes exactly like this...
Wow... A story I can honestly say is better than My Little Dashie.
I cried many manly tears...
At first it was kind of cute
Then it turns...
...
BEST STORY EVAAAR
NEEDS MORE CHAPTERS
Exactly as planned!
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I want to see the ponies take revenge on Sarah... Yes... Get that kid tortured for the devil that she is...
Sorry, that was a touch cruel for my delicate tastes. There is a fine line between comedic sociopathy and plain old sociopathy, and feel that this is on the wrong side. Maybe if she got her just desserts I'd be okay, but as it is, I feel disturbed and not much else.
Dear lord
so much win
wut.
"and Daddy won't hit you"
Priceless. So many hilarious moments in this, probably the funniest fic I've ever read. FlapjackJack needs to be canon.
she used alot of big words for a 6 yr old
-marmite
-tarmac
and she made a 2000+ story with barely any spelling mistakes
This story reminds me of the Peter Pan book and The Hoofwitch Horror fanfic. Both are good reads, I recommend the reading of The Hoofwitch Horror on youtube, and both are horrifying in their own ways.
397686 Don't say scary things like that...
.....wut.
399508 Oh, but I can already see it. Something takes Celestia out of commission for say 3 days and puts for example one of the CMC, or Pipsqueak, or Dinky, or Pinchy, or somepony even younger in a position of absolute power. Returning, Celestia first meets Mane 6 stammering trying to frame what happened in a positive context. "Really, how bad it is. Just tell me straight how bad it is. I know what an unprepared foal can do with power, I've been an unperpared foal with power tell me how many dead!?!"
And then it turns out nothing happened beyond a gross mismanagement of the budget, a food fight, a new giant bouncy castle in the courtyard and overall failure of all princess-dependent duties except maybe the sun (they must have needed a replacement Sunshine Princess to keep something running). Because there are many that age who already have some concept of responsibility and empathy.
Psychologically realistic response from Celestia to the revelation, as well understandable questions from the others, should follow.
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DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Best human in Equestria story I've ever read. Also the only one. Grimdark humour ftw!
Words cannot describe how awesome this is.
Not sure if grimdark...
My jaw was hanging open the entire second half