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Java Joe


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A young man who has recently lost his parents finds himself in a situation where he's caring for a young woman who seemingly has just appeared out of mid air. She knows nothing of human customs but speaks English very well and she's apparently well educated although in what could only be called esoteric knowledge.

She also claims to be a pony. But nobody ever said that relationships were easy.

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 63 )
Comment posted by Harmonic Star deleted Mar 15th, 2014

Ugh got too many things in read later... :raritydespair:
Need to give fav instead. :applejackunsure:

Comment posted by TheFullCrumb deleted Mar 15th, 2014

Goddamn this is good. Like, really, really good. I'm in the middle of writing an eerily similar story myself, so I'd better follow this. Keep up the good, jealousy-inducing work.

4087158 right? I have 71 stuff in my read later list.

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What seriously? (*looks at username and checks out story*).

Well damn. And here I was thinking that nobody else was doing this at the moment. Just to put it out there I've been thinking about something like this for a while now so it's a huge co-incidence that both stories are there. I don't want you to think I'm copying you or anything because I like your story so far even if I just checked it out now.

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:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

4087158
Thanks and I know how that feels. I've got over 100 in my read later pile. It's depressing that I haven't had the time to devote to any of this for a bit. :pinkiesad2:

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Hope I don't disappoint. :pinkiehappy:

4088889
With encouragement like this I think I'll try to keep this updated on a semi-regular basis.

4089213 :fluttercry: But it's soooooo GOOD!!!!!!!!! :raritycry:

In all seriousness, though, you do make a good point. I don't think that will be an issue, though, because I already have some ideas of my own down the road already in the works. Still, I'll take it under advisement.

And if that's your idea of offensive, you've lived a sheltered life. :rainbowlaugh: Seriously, none taken.

4089107 Don't worry, I never got the impression that you'd read my story. (If you had, yours would be much worse :rainbowlaugh: ) I wish you the best of luck. :twilightsmile:

Im curious to see were this goes! new chapter soon?

Sexy human Twilight?
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I have to admit, I would find it hard enough to get to sleep with the memories of her naked firing my imagination, never mind having her in bed (well, couch) next to me.

Setting aside my mind being in the gutter, looking interesting so far. I am kind of getting that itch at the back of my head that's telling me this probably won't be finished, but we'll see where it goes. Looking forward to the next chapter.

I seem to recall an explosion, somepony calling my name from far away and then waking up in that forest.

Either Will didn't pick up on that, or he chose not to say anything. Man, this is getting good.

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He didn't pick up on it because he thought he just misheard her. After all, she didn't try to censor herself or even act like what she said was wrong. And why should she? As far as she's concerned she used perfectly cromulent words.

There will be some points where Twilight let's go an "Equestriaism" such as referring to hands as hooves, using somepony instead of somebody and even using Celestia's name in vain. Will's not going to be able to ignore all of those things and the truth shall make itself known.

4092402 Nice. I thought it'd be something like that, but now I see you've got it all planned out. This is gonna be great. :pinkiehappy:

that's what humans from equestria girls should of looked like.

Ohh a new chapter! You have made me happy this day sir:pinkiehappy:

I have a soft spot for stories of this nature, so I'll be keeping an eye on it.

Interesting, though you didn't explain how Will looks or what clothes Twilight chose.

Other than that, nice starting two chapters.^^

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Damn that movie was an abomination and I hear they're making a sequel. Will the money grubbing never end?

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Thank you

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Hope I don't disappoint

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Honestly I didn't think it was necessary. There will be examples of this later on but I wanted to stay away from the cliche, "I have this kind of hair and these color eyes. Today I was wearing...". Same thing with Twilight. It's less about what she's wearing because let's be honest the closet of a middle aged woman will not necessarily be something that looks good on a much younger woman. There will be a point where Twilight and Will go shipping... I mean shopping. Damn Freudian slip. But don't worry, Will isn't a complete blank slate and you'll get some descriptions of Twilight's new fashion sense later.

4097801 Alright then.^_^ Better late than never, as they say, eh?^_^

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Yeah,
WHOEVER U ARE UR GUNNA BE SHUNNED FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE! :flutterrage:

4097801
Nope, it won't.
Also I loved your story, and I can't wait for more, (This could almost be better then my little dashie.)

4097801
Given that they're a business, no. They will continue doing things to make money.

Granted, Equestria Girls could have been better, to be mild and polite about it. But the little girls liked it, and the little girls are still the real source of income for the franchise.

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Only 71? I have 1335. Not including this.

4101492 I had like 500 but I deleted all and added new ones.:fluttercry: 2 days ago I reached 326 so I deleted all the ones I don't read and right now I have 87

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Wow. I like being able to search my read laters for the type of story I'm in the mood for.

4101765 same, but like, I have too many of the same stories, and having too many makes it pretty hard to find the ones I really want to read.

Hey-HEY! Another one! I dunno why but it seems like I've spotted a few of this kind of story pop up recently. The more the merrier! :pinkiehappy:
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I like how Will didn't react when Twi was talking about somepony calling her name. It kind of communicates how out of it he is that he wouldn't notice such an unusual thing for someone to say.

As for this story as a whole... I regret to inform you that I will be keeping an eye on it so that I can continue reading it as more chapters are uploaded.

To translate into something an ordinary person would understand, "I liked the story enough that I want to see where it is going... whether you like it or not."

4105904 I have around 150 rn, but I'm too lazy to check.

i like it not shure where it is going but i like it.

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That's pretty good. I wish I only had thirteen. Now I have 1340. :pinkiegasp:

Okay, how do you manage to fit two adults on a couch like that? I'd think that at best it would be incredibly cramped and probably uncomfortable, and there's a very good chance that Twilight will fall off at some point.

Well written and generally a good start, but I don't like how little direction you've got on where this story is going.
If I spot this on the front page again in a few weeks or months then I will pick it up again, but it isn't enough as is for me to favourite it.

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It's a big couch with an ottoman type affair that is more than large enough for two or more adults. While I don't have a picture of it, as it was something based on one my grandparents actually did buy back in the 70's and kept it around for years later, I've found similar things online like here: i.ebayimg.com/t/Wohnlandschaft-Couch-Big-Sofa-Couchgarnitur-Ecksofa-/00/$(KGrHqQOKpkE26j0LLhJBNz!w4io9!~~_35.JPG

You seem to be able to competently tell a story, but you also have a tendency to use run-on sentences; your grammar seems fairly good otherwise.

Ha Ha! Not bad.

Liking it so far. Hope to see other chapters soon. You get a watch for this.

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