A parody of "Cupcakes", with Derpy Hooves as the insane lover of sweets and an eye for Rainbow Dash...apparently. What will happen when the gray, blonde Pegasus captures her blue, rainbow counterpart? Will it end in horror? Hilarity? Confusion? Probably all three, or maybe not. It's probably best just to read and find out for yourselves.
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
What in the hell was that? This is outrageous!
Oh, Derpy!
i don't know if i'm confused, or just in hysterics.
Muffins
Did that... was... buh... hmm....
Was that a May reference in the end there?
16589 Um, you just read a parody of "Cupcakes", starring Derpy Hooves and Rainbow Dash, with guest appearances by Pinkie Pie and Gilda the Griffon.
16595 I hope you don't mean that in a bad way.
16806 Yes, I can see you're confused...but, when dealing with Derpy, how can you not be? And, to be honest, I didn't even know I put a May reference IN there!
Muffins!
Muffins!
I haven't read the original. I think that this is close enough.
17109 Believe me, the original isn't for the faint of heart; it's masterful, but so horrific. I tried to mimic it as best as I could, but in the traditional parody-sense and in a more humorous and laughable way rather than a sickening and horrific way.
Alright, since everyone's already done the whole "What the fuck did I just read" thing. I would just like to point one thing out.
How the fuck do you cut a banana with a pair of Scissors?
25525 It's actually not that hard. I've done it before myself. I've peeled a banana, then cut the fruit into pieces with some scissors.
WHAT DID I JUST READ?
Did not stop laughing for one minute, but you can't expect anything from me I was also laughing in the original fic
i think this is hilarious
this story is only scary when you haven't seen cupcakes first but if you have seen cupcakes first you will be burst out laughing like me!
"You are now Rainbow Dash…with a cupcake tattoo on her arm!” DUN DUN DUNNN!!!
Great story found my self laughing the hole time.
The only regret I have is not having any friends to recommend this too....(none of them have have read Cupcakes because I warned them about it)
P.S. this almost makes reading Cupcakes worth it lol
... I'm scarred for life... Well... Yeah... Because nopony calls Fluttershy pathetic!!!!
I am okay with this.
lol at how i thought derpy was going to kill dash but she just played around lol
well at least nopony died and it was actually pretty funny, but I do have a bit of a morbid sense of humor at times. I feel this story succeeds at what it was trying to do, nice work
It was so cute! I especially loved it when Derpy tickled Dash!
I like the first one better.
TWAS PRETTY BOSS!
That was so funny
Oh god lol xD
What is this I don't even
My mind is blown. And possibly screwed too.
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That is all.
did anyone get the name of the fanfic the just fucked up my brain
this was the most random yet most funniest story i have ever read
This is HILARIOUS
Very good, some parts gave me quite a laugh and Derpy is just as adorable as ever
Lol dafuq?
GREAT! this is such a funny read!!!! herp-a-derp
This was amazing <3 Bravo, author, bravo
Agreed, PinkiePieisbestponya+100! That was my favorite part! So cute.... :)
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This was beautiful... dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Derpy_Hooves_lolface.png
This is one funny story! it is just absolutely amazing! Words can't describe how much I love this story! :3 great job
This story is awesome! it deserves 5 derpys!\
This makes perfect sense! Only because I lost my sane parts.
This is incredibly silly.
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Good work.
upvote for sheerly parodying cupcakes.
Good job. Silly as hell.