Vault Hunters in.... Equestria?

by EnderKyle

Chapter Seven

Gazing upon the strange spectacle, Luna decided she needed to stop that... thing

"We must destroy it!" Luna exclaimed, rushing towards it.

Oh, right, I should probably tell you what is was, it was a giant pony, bright red, tearing apart the town

Luna jumped towards it, and managed to kick it in the leg. The creature screamed in pain, then began to... Shrink? As it got smaller and smaller, it eventually reached the size of a normal pony, the bright red colour then faded away, to reveal a crying Fluttershy

"Fluttershy, that thing was you?!" Asked Twilight.

"What thing?" Fluttershy wiped a tear of her face "I was just walking and then... then Luna kicked me!"

"Hahahahaha!" A voice was laughing in the distance.

Krieg ran up to them "THE WHITE PONY TOLD ME TO CHECK ON THE BLUE PONY AND THEN YOU!" Krieg looked kinda scared, "MONSTER!" He screamed, as he ran up to Applejack and almost stabbed her

"Crack, Cringe, Crap, Krieg, whatever your name is, stop it! That's Applejack!"

Suddenly calm, for some odd reason, Krieg replied "You do know I have no idea who Applejack is, right?"

They could hear even more laughing in the distance.

Then all of a sudden, a yellow pony, in desert gear appeared.

MIRAGE, AS, THE DESERTS ILLUSIONS!

"Hi, how ya doin'? Good? I don't care," Mirage looked up at the ponies "So here's the gist, you're gonna die, basically"

"Ugh, what powers is this monster gonna have?" Groaned Twilight

"I'll give you a clue, the illusion of the desert, can pierce even the strongest mind."

The looked confused, as Mirage disappeared. They were too confused by the clue to realise she left.

"I've got it!" Exclaimed Twilight

"Well, spit it out then, what is it?" Replied Luna

"Basically, remember Perception? Well, she has her powers, and I still don't get the thickest minds bit..."

"I HAVE AN IDEA!" Screamed Krieg

"Really?" Asked both Luna and Twilight, "Fine, humour us"

"WELL, WHEN WE SAW THE YELLOW PONY EARLIER, SHE COULDN'T CHANGE WHAT I SAW, SO MAYBE THE MIRAGE PONY CAN CHANGE WHAT I SEE!"

"That's.. Actually thought out really well..." Twilight looked confused

Then, all of a sudden, they could see Mirage, and began chasing her, well, Krieg didn't notice her, because he was to busy stealing apples and throwing them at ponies.

And then it hit them. Literally. No, seriously, they ran into a brick wall and their both fell, landing on their horns.

Then Krieg finally noticed Mirage, when he ran out of apples to throw at people

"Ugh, what happened?" Groaned Twilight, on the ECHO communicator, while getting up, "and why does my voice sound like something from a radio? And what's a radio? And how did I know enough about it to make a comment about them?"

"We hath no idea, and we aslo share your problem, apparently"