"You were sent to kill them" He said, his horn went aglow, as a magical image of the Vault Hunters, appeared, "Do they look like they've been killed?" His voice held no anger, just disappointment.
"Well, Krieg's a doo-doo head! He won't let us use our powers to kill him" Shouted Them-Him-Her- IT, you know, Perception and Reality, that dude-thing
"You didn't kill them, you just played with them," He said, his voice getting louder as he spoke, "I gave you almost infinite power, and you just played, you have the mentality of children!"
"Coming from the guy who made us" Perception and Reality muttered under it's breath.
"I made you, I can UN-make you, now I ask you this," He said, his voice becoming more calm and steady "Do you want to just be a shred of magic, floating in some unicorns imagination?"
"No, I guess not." They grumbled, splitting into two again
"Well then, KILL THEM. If you do not, you will find a distinct lack of life in your breath"
"Wait a minute..." They replied, a look of confusion spreading on their faces, "If we're dead, how will we breath?"
He just slammed his hoof on the ground, a strange magical energy flowing through his body, like nothing a normal pony could to, a magical aura feeling... Strange... evil.... like the kind of thing only the most powerful could pull of.
Before they knew it Perception and reality were floating in the air, they knew something bad was happening, but, they did get one thing wrong, it wasn't bad... for them, at least.
As light cloaked the two, they felt... Odd... They felt almost pain, as something spread from their backs...
As they fell, they struggled to catch their breath, they got up.
They were Alicorns.
"Hey, cool, we have wings now!" They both said, "Thanks boss!"
"My name is not boss," He said, smirking, "It's Curse Master."
Meanwhile on Pandora.
Axton:Dafuq did everyone go?
4091020 Nah he getting some coffee he don' know.
4091038 Ahh. Perhaps when he has obtained coffee, he will travel to Equestria. On a serious note, I'm going to track this. A combination of two of my most favourite things.
4091052 Glad you enjoyed it!
Also the coffee tastes of victory and rainbow kittens.
Just an FYI: Tiny Tina is best pony, just sayin' :3
4091020 Actually, I just thought of a back-story, doesn't really spoil anything so um... Here it is:
Before they hijacked a few Hyperion Ships, they talked to Axton, and Axton was all like "Fuq no, I don' wanna go on some planet looking for some vault after I already found one." And then they all went out for milk and cookies and target practice on Psychos except Krieg :3