Vault Hunters in.... Equestria?

by EnderKyle

Chapter Five

Author's Note:

*Gasp* There is no funny title chapter! Shit just got real...

They all sat in the castle, wondering what to do.

"We need to find them." Said Celestia

"Are you kidding? They'll kill us!" Retaliated Gaige

"What if we give them some baked goods?" Asked Pinkie, looking like some genius who just had some form of breakthrough.

"How will that help Pinkie?" Asked Twilight

"Well, maybe, they'll respect us so much that they won't kill us!" Pinkie smiled.

"Hey, I have an idea!" Shouted Gaige

"And what's that? Wait let me guess, it's probably stupid," Replied Maya

"Somepony get her an award for the greatest insult of all time!" Shouted Salvador.

"Worst sarcasm ever!" Screamed Tina.

FLASH

Waking up, they looked around, getting up from the floor in the strange room they found themselves in.

"W-where are we?" Asked Celestia

"Don't worry"

"Who are you?" Asked Twilight

"I said don't worry, but if you must know I'm..." A dark blue pony jumped out from the shadow

DEFECT, AS THE PROTOTYPE

"Your name's Defect? Weird name, anyway would you mind telling us WHERE WE ARE?!" Shouted Zer0

Defect sighed, "If you must know, you're in my base of operations."

"Well, why are we here?" Asked Gaige.

"Screw this, I'm leaving" Said Maya

"You don't wanna go in there," - Defect looked over at Maya - "trust me."

Maya ignored Defect, and opened the entrance, only to be greeted by an inhabited wasteland.

"I told you, he's planning something big, your Canterlot, was the first thing he did," Said Defect.

"Wait, who's he?" Celestia looked confused, "do you mean Reality?"

"No, no I don't" Replied Defect "I mean- Argh!" Defect held her forehead tightly.

"What's wrong?" Asked Luna.

"The connection stops there"

"Connection?"

"You know what, I should send you out now" Replied Defect.

FLASH

And back they were, standing in the wreckage of Canterlot.

"This is bad" Said Celestia, "very very bad..."