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Hand-Made


Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

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Well damn. That just happened. Pretty good one-shot you got here.

I'ma have to second the 'Well... that just happened'.

Because it did. It happened hard.

... This is brilliant.

Yes... just yes.

Too bad it's listed as complete, that would be one hell of a victory carriage ride. :rainbowwild:

Why does this end when its getting... interesting?

Oh come on! You cut off right at the good part! Why would you do that? :raritydespair:

please mark this is incomplete I want more.

Dat anatomical correctness.

i wouldnt mind, as long as they were right about her being legal :rainbowlaugh:

When leatherneck was left behind, I couldn't help but think about COD ghost's ending with Logan getting kidnapped and Hesh is just screaming his name

I spent most of the time trying to figure out who was screaming about his pants until it was revealed. Thought it would've been Lyra!

God DAMN this was hilarious.

Oh and NEVER SKIP LEG DAY. LORD GOD NO.

I need more of dis~ :pinkiecrazy:

this must continue for it so entertaining

This is so my humor:rainbowlaugh:!

Sex and Laughs all day!:pinkiehappy:

That was amazing man. Fantastic work once again with the use of 2nd person leading us in from start to finish.
Get em Sweetie!!! :rainbowlaugh:

No! Leatherneck! I'll save you! *jumps into the throngs of mares and pulls out Fluttershy* After I "console" our poor, dear, Fluttershy. *runs away*

"How on earth did you two scrape together the bits to afford competition slots?"
"That's easy."
Fluttershy responds first in her soft voice,
"Filthy Rich always rents out Mr. Bear and his friends to relieve his daughter's monthly 'mare time', so I just decided to sell him for a chance to sing for your heart!"
They don't make mental bleach strong enough to cleanse your brain.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
I. CANT. FUCKING. BREATHE! ahahahaha

Magic grips you and shoves you towards a waiting victory carriage. Still, you can't help but reach out to the minotaur drowning in a sea of estrus.
"Leatherneck! Grab my hand!"
He tries his best to make it to you, but falls short as his quads and hamstrings fail to push through the wave of mares.
"I can't, bro! Save yourself!"
Pony after pony leaps onto his chest, pulling him into the pile.
"I never should have skipped leg daaayyyyyy!"

I'm. FUCKING. DEAD! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This needs a sequel!!
Either in Canterlot or the Crystal Empire.

How did you come up with Sweetie's rap?

Here lies me
Died laughing
Rip

"I love youuu,"
"You l-looovvveee meee,"
"You're a hoo-man, I'm pone-kneeee,"
"With an estrus 'hug' and a 'wink' from me to youuuu,"
"Won't you say you'd f-f-fuck me toooooo?"

MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD! :pinkiecrazy:

Never skip leg Pokemon GO day. :trollestia:

Hm.

"This is the matriarchy that is "under control". When I was going down the traditional route of studying history for citizenship tests, I learned that socially-mobile mares would do anything to get a choice male to slick their estrus."
Leatherneck raises an eyebrow.
"...anything?"
"Anything."
You draw a line across your neck to accentuate your point.

This gives me an idea...
a Dark/Mature/Sex fic idea:

You (a human) wind up in pre-unification era Equestria, placed smack dab in the middle of a battle between the Pegasi and Unicorn tribes. The Pegasi win their assault on the unicorn city, and kidnap their males, who are then transported back to the Pegasi capitol.
The mares there compete (Roman-Coliseum style) for the latest male ponies kidnapped from other tribes, and occasionally, other races.
Being an entirely unheard of species, you're valuable as an exotic addition to the rewards list.
Because you are found to have drastically more stamina than any other known species in bed, you're the top prize, and the competition is the fight of the century when word spreads about that fact.

Naturally, their most renown warrior (future grandmother of Commander Hurricane, perhaps?) wins you in the competition.

While the Pegasi and unicorns have been warring with each other (believing one another to be the cause to the unusual weather in an effort to gain power over the others), the situation between the Pegasi and Earth Ponies also grows tenuous, as food steadily becomes even more scarce than it already was.

Upon finding out you can eat meat, the warrior decides to have the bodies of her worthiest rivals transported home with her, where she has them butchered, cooked, and uses them to feed you.
(On rare occasions, she brings back injured ponies and forces you to kill them for her.)

This serves her in two ways:
1. She only has to feed you half to quarter of the vegitarian rations that a normal slave/concubine would require to stay healthy.
2. Her prized sex object has a reputation for killing and eating ponies. This not only dissuades theft attempts of yourself and from the belongings in her personal chambers where she keeps you, but also furthers her reputation (seeing as how she's able to survive regular encounters with you, and without being injured in the process) as a legendary warrior and all-around badass.


If anyone wants to use this idea, you have my permission to go for it!
(My only requirement is that you link me the story when you start posting it. :twilightsmile:)

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uhm, can YOU write the story pls, cause it seems that people didn't read this story for now

optional: make them anthros if you want

Comment posted by karnazom deleted Dec 26th, 2018

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I'm not a great dialog writer. Actually, I am exceptionally horrible at it. The only thing I can seem to do right is cooking up a compelling story basis, but I don't really know where to take it afterward.

>>optional: make them anthros if you want
>anthro
>ever
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...Are you, implying Me to make the story?
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...Fine, Just give me time to cook up one, Okay

Comment posted by karnazom deleted Dec 26th, 2018

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I'm not implying anything, just explaining why I didn't roll with it back in 2016...
(And also that I can't stand anthro.)

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>Reads comments
>Rubbed my eyes to see if it was true
>Sees it's still there
>My face when someone doesn't like Anthro
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Whaaaaaatttt

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If I wanted to fantasize about living among people with wings and horns, I'd be watching Lucifer or some shit with demons or Xmen or some shit. I watch MLP because I want to throw humanity and it's shit in my rearview and spend my time with qt3.14 MLP poners. Hooves, manes, and tails.
It's "My Little PONY", not "My Normal Sized Humans With Minor Differences and Pastel Skin Tones".

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Well, it's a Good thing i have something for myself
:pinkiehappy:
Just kidding

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