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Final Draft


All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

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Celestia has ruled for quite some time,
let's go over her accomplishments entirely in rhyme.

(As a fair warning, there are some slightly mature themes and insults, please do not take offense to them. Everything will make sense at the end. Know that the poem (song) is being performed by two different individuals.)

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OH MY CELESTIA!!! THIS WAS AS BEAUTIFUL AS CLOP CONUNDRUM!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS BEAUTIFUL HILARIOUS POEM!!!

Seriously, hilarious.

“Mares and Gentlecolts, a big round of applause for the Flim Flam Brothers! Their execution will be tomorrow morning!”

I lost my shit right here!!!

Lol. This was funny. :rainbowlaugh:

LOL! :rainbowlaugh:This was your best poem yet...wait...how many poems have you written? :trollestia:

Oh yes.

That ending. :rainbowlaugh:

Well it clear to me now that the doctor has regenerated.
Doctor sues that is.

Love it! Reminds me of what King Brian the Wild loved to do with close harmony groups.

I.e., execute them in hilarious and innovative ways.

3911756 Are you five or do you not know the English language?

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It's satiric misspelling, you troglodyte.

At first I imagined the narrator as Twilight during one of her mental breakdowns, her rational self trying to calm herself down while her paranoid self keeps attacking Celestia. :twilightoops:

I was briefly disappointed when her name made it obvious that this could not be the case. Then I read the concluding scene, and all was forgiven. Well, except their terrible, disrespectful performance. Maybe she should charge for attending their execution. :trollestia:

3914878 Or is it rampant idiocy?

Hahaha! I love a good roast to.:pinkiecrazy:

Celestia stepped in front of the mic and addressed the crowd once they’d settled down. “Mares and Gentlecolts, a big round of applause for the Flim Flam Brothers! Their execution will be tomorrow morning!”
LoL! Film, Flam, did you forgot what you Said in the first part of the song?
Princess Celestia: What can be said?
(Only good things or she’ll cut off your head.)

Will you and your friend be planning a reading of this song?

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Most likely not. We would need a nice piano riff to go along with it, and while I do play, I do not compose.

now I want cake

Comment posted by ledezma25 deleted Apr 27th, 2014

Oh my Luna, that was hilarious!
Now people on the bus keep looking at me like I'm insane for laughing loudly while staring at my phone. Whoops!

BRAVO! i give it ten out of ten derps. :derpyderp1::derpyderp1::derpyderp1::derpyderp1::derpyderp1::derpyderp1::derpyderp1::derpyderp1::derpyderp1::derpyderp1:

I'd love a video of a reading of this. Or an animation to a reading of this. Or something.

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