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Dash The Stampede


That crazy girl that writes random comedies, detailed inanimate transformations, and sad/dark heartwrenchers. $$60,000,000,000 says you can't catch me! I'm the Equestrianoid Typhoon! Peace and Love!

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Twilight continually falls prey to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie's pranks and surprise parties. She hates not seeing them ahead of time, and thus complains to Celestia. Her answer?

Wards.

Twilight becomes rather attached to seeing everything, to the dismay of everypony involved.

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Comments ( 17 )

Credit where it's due, not bad at all, man.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Lab

Twilight must be stressed if she misspelled her own signature.

Amusing, short little fic. Not bad, thank you for writing it.

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thanks! I've had the idea for a few weeks, but I've never been able to make it work. I'd like to think it finally has. Thanks for reading!

"Derpmacia!" is now my official battlecry.

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I require art of Derpy as Garen. It pleases me so.

Looks like Twilight warded off their efforts :rainbowlaugh:

Wards are supposed to protect against evil spirits, not extend one's senses

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Well someone's obviously never played League of Legends :rainbowwild:
In that game, wards are for vision on the map, to see your opponents. Those are the wards I'm discussing.

Easy mistake though.:twilightsmile:

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Had to wait till I got home to fix it, thanks!:twilightsmile:

It was real fun to write, and get the gears turning again. Glad you enjoyed it.:rainbowkiss:

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Then League of Legends used an incorrect meaning of ward.

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eh, I'm not riot games. i can't conntrol what they call their shit. that's the version I referenced, its how it'll stay. I appreciate the concern.

Wonderful setup, but needs more.

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Well, I'm not writing any more for this one. I wasn't intending anything really but a few laughs.

*Shrug* I'm not a 'big picture' writer, I'm a 'write it until I lose inspiration' writer.:applejackunsure:

"CEILING TWILIGHT IS WATCHING YOU SEX!"

I'm dead.. you've killed me.. I haven't laughed that hard is a very long time.... Goodbye take my favorite you... you murder.

Oh, goodness me, that was silly. I'm glad to see the wards make sense in pony canon, that's a bit of thinking that would've been easy to omit. Twilight's taking it too far could have been expanded a little bit, and the meme at the end was a little much, but those are just nitpicks.

Short, sweet, and funny. Nice one!

5097412 And "a few laughs" is exactly what it got.
The only really funny part was the ending.
It's too short to be hilarious.

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