Princess Twilight hosts the First Annual Princess Tea Party in Ponyville. Celestia and Luna have attended, and the "party" is nearing its end. The teapot is empty, and a solitary cookie remains. Two hooves and a magic aura reach for it, but Twilight is quicker.
Princess Celestia and Princess Luna make a stand, against each other, to win the favor of Twilight, and, in addition, her cookie. Who will be crowned the Cookie Champion?
A gift for Cerulean Voice, who requested, and is being forcefully given, the story.
[Popular Stories list 4/7] Thanks y'all!
Cover art by fShydale on Deviantart. Go check out their other awesome works!
Chapters (2)
Each of your story topics is more random than the last
But that keeps it interesting ^_^
4195661
What's life without a shot of insanity and a chaser of random?
Perhaps I can work Balloon Ponies into the second chapter for ya!
~Dash The Stampede
Totes reading after work
Edit: Finished work. Now for some therapy... or is it? I can never tell with you whether I'll receive therapy, or require more afterward.
Anyway...
Oh, Lawd, you do not disappoint! I completely forgot about asking you that question, it must have been months ago. But you remembered.
Wow, I'm honoured.
I now await the conclusion to this titanically tantilising story. Who will emerge the victor? Will volcanoes cover the land? Will a shooting star with a small pink marshmallow attached bring meteoric ruin upon all? Will Princess Twilight Sparkle even surrender the cookie when all is said and done?
Darn it, you both bless and curse me with your brilliance. Turmoil!
4195681
Hehe, I wouldn't put it past you.
I still need to work on my own balloon fic one of these days. I swear, I'll have free time to write eventually
Sweet Jeebus Crispy, this had me giggling like a dumbass.
4196784
I was chuckling all last night like a
drunkdumbass while writing it! I'm glad you enjoyed it!~Dash The Stampede
This was a thing. And I read it. And I will be reading more when there is more.
That was amazing, good job on it!
4202556
Thanks!
I wrote it as a gift and had the idea since like, January, but I've gotten the first half done. Second half is under construction at the moment. Expect it here before the end of the day!
4198874
You know it.
~Dash The Stampede
4202844
Wow! That was quick!
So, uhhhh... When are we getting more Royal Goof Off goodness?
It calls to us and we wants it
So that, uh, happened. I didn't quite expect it to get so random.
4322489
I'm recovering from a cold and have nyquil coursing through my veins...Insanity comes cheap, random comes heavy!
I could have done so much better...
~Dash The Stampede
4322499
Sadly, I agree. There is comedy/funny, comedy/funny-random, and random for the sake of random.
To me, this felt like quite a bit of the last one and not enough comedy.
4322515
I know, and I'm sorry.
I'm gonna be re-writing this later when I'm actually inspired by comedy. I'm a spontaneous writer...If I stop halfway through, that's usually where it stops for good. I'm incredibly surprised I even managed to write so much on a forced whim.
I'll make it up to y'all eventually.
~Dash The Stampede
Well... The random tag definitely applies here. I like it!
I enjoyed a few of the references, even if I'm not really familiar with Tenacious D, and get the feeling that there were a couple of references that flew over my head...
(There was a Plants vs. Zombies reference, right?)
Oh, and why wasn't Cadence invited?
There. Right there. That put this story in my "Funny" list.
So many references!