The School of Love 3: Two Diffrent Kinds of Love

by Xx soul sorrow xX

human love ponies

Tristan Wetter was an average Joe like his name could have been Joe Wetter but it's not. Tristan went to the school of love, where all you're love wishes come true. Tristan loved a princess Twilight Sparkle, but he was super shy like fluttershy. Twilight was princess in school of love and she loved everyone even Tristan. Tristan told his best friends about how he liked Twilgiht. His friends were Little Stronghart and Snips. They was good friends good.
"Hey, guys, I really like Twilight the princess."
"Oh, dude, you never got a chance with her." said snips.
"Oh, yeah ha ha nope." said little stronghart. Strongheart looks like a boy so i guess he's a boy??????????????
Tristan started crying.
"But I love her what do i do?" he sobbed loudly and quiet.
"I know how you feel, I love Snails but he dislickes me. your sichuation is different. Your a human while were all ponies. If you gotta get her, show her whose the bosS around here. Lets give you a makeover Tristan." said little Stronghrt.

So Little stronghart and Snips gave tristan a ponirific makeover They glued him a horn and some wings and some hoofes and a muzzle and some eyes and a lip and a tail and a hair and trisyan.
He looked so gore-geous.

He approached Twilight during lunch.

"Hey there, Twiley. I really like you. You like <3?"
Twilight blushed. She said "Come sit with us."
Snips and lilstrong hart watched as Tristan ditched them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Omg!!!!!" they screamed
they cried and sat at a different table.
Trsiatan and Twilight sat by Pinkie, Rarity, and Rainbow Dasg.
"Oh my god hi are you tristan??" said Pinkie.
"Yes."
'Darling you look fabuousity." said Rarity
"Thanks Rarity"
"You look rad needs to be about 20% cooler lol"
"Thanks."
Tristan was already making new friends and he didn't care about Snips and Stronghart. Twilight loved him and that's all he needed now.

That night, Twilight was crying in her rose garden and Tristan saw her.
"O Twilight why're you crying on your flowers?"
"Oh Tristan, my mom died and my dad died years ago. They died in my tragic back story and I'm just thinking about them. Being a princess is stressful and watching over my foal is so over welming. Poor little Featherwieght doesn't deserve a dad like me, Tristan."
"What, you're a great parent, Twilght!!!!!!"
"Nope!!!! Feather yell at me and doesn't want me no more after his mommmy. His poor mommy Winona. She died in a car trauama. He got hit by one car.

Tristan hugged Twilight and she kissed him. He was surprised that Twilight played the Love Game. Tristan embraced Twilight and they kissed but then Snips walked in the garden and started crying.
"Why did you steal my husband, Tristan?" Snips said.
"What are you talking about Snips?" tristan said.
"After Winoona died I married Twilight cause she was sad now."
"Yeah we got married but I don't really love you. Featherweight has never felt like you were a good replacemunt mom for him. so I'll marry Tristan."
Snips tribbed over a barrel and little stronghart came over a barrel and said "What's going on? Twilight, how could marry my wife, Snips?"
"Wait so little stronghart and Snips married each other and then Snips married Twilight and now I'M marry Twilight??"
"Yes. It's true." said Twilight to everyone. z EveryOne gapsed
"After Winona died, I felt so alone and I thought that if if I got married I would be super dooper happy again. I mrried Snips. But then I figgured out he married Little stronghart so i diforced him. I guess I just haven't found the right man yet................................."
"No" said tristan
"What did say Tristan?"
"No. That's not how love goes. Specially at the school of love. We will merry happyily and."
"Oh, tristan of my god I love you so so so so much." Twilight cried.

Tristan kissed the purple princess man and they kissed passionately.
Then Snips kissed Little stronghold and said.
"I've always still loved you, Little Str"
Then they kissed.

And they lived on and they lived happy and they lived. And forever, they lived on like the burning sky of love that never burns out because of love. And they kissed like a sunkiss and it was like the sun was exploding in fiery rage and they lived on for eternity. Always, they wanted to be with them and make believe with them and live in harmony, hrmony, oh love.
there love was so powerful it was like a blinding big fat fist that punches evryone in the way to death/. and its a mega intense punch moment of the fist. they can't stop the love Oh Yeah they can't stop the grubbs Ohhhh yeeeea They cant sttop the blood It was flowing forever like a river in tgheir love. and it was beautyfull like the rising sun lover that rises and it's the sun that Celestia bringed back from the dead. Yeah. That;s how love works and that was their love forever eternity Yeah and it was the love.
Their love blossomed in the spring like apple bloom who married spike but anyway it was love and lava flowing on fire floatin' in the river of love on a boat like a swan thats swan shaped and its pink. and then there was 6 pages left and i seen the love shining in my lovers eyeballs of flames and it made me want t6o rip off my toes and eat it but i didn't. Loooove

Comments

[Manes]

Please tell me this was intentional.....please!

[Xx soul sorrow xX]

3896471
yes i submit it on purpose <3333

[Xx soul sorrow xX]

3896509
haha immma girl thx anyway <33333333 i kno im not fgood at writin but i have a editer named |xsparkleshipperx| and sometiems my frends kittykat67 and superdoopercupcakepuppylove help but yeah dont be a hater plz <333

[Manes]

3896509
Hmm I haven't tried that

[TheSheepMaster]

This made me cry.

[QuilliamPenn]

3896602 You wouldn't be the only one.

[Xx soul sorrow xX]

3896602
Yeah made me cry while writin it it was emosional.

[TheSheepMaster]

3896853

Yep. It almost made my favorites, but there were just a few, tiny details that seemed off about it.

[Xx soul sorrow xX]

3896866 yeah i know the exposishin is misssing a paragrapgh but i think it turned okat thx for the comments yeah

[Dave the Ultramarine]

Great troll fic. But the best troll fics are real subtle, and not glaringly bad. So just try to be more sneaky about your trolling, and this could be real good.

But of course when it's glaringly bad, it's all the more fun! So you have my like!

[Permanent Temporary]

hope u understand<<<34345 thx for your consideration patience + support <2333333

The fuck am I looking at?

[Armalite]

Sweet merciful Christ. Really hoping this is a trollfic, because if it isn't, then that means that people this stupid actually exist. And I don't like that knowledge.

[Xx soul sorrow xX]

...yeeeeah.... ok guys i hav a secret :(
i made this storie for tristan for a suprise for his birthday Dont tell him tho!!!!!!!!!

[Ara]

Don't listen to haters. This glorious story was full of hidden gems to discover.

[Sky Dance]

3896518 This made me laugh so hard omg

[Sweetie Bat]

"He sobbed loudly and quiet"

The logic is beautiful :')

[Xx soul sorrow xX]

thx for all the suppert guys i you all <33333333333

[AuTiSm]

... MY SWEET LORD BABY JESUS, THAT WAS AWFUL!

[Xx soul sorrow xX]

3934495
srry didnt like it but I cant pleese every1 :(

[The Gardenhead]

"Nope!!!! Feather yell at me and doesn't want me no more after his mommmy. His poor mommy Winona. She died in a car trauama. He got hit by one car. B-bb-but I thought winoaaaaa and qwhat the marrige ec3efrxowced9cbgiofcbiwbqfptgxq2pi3;2 nb FUCKING WHAT!NONE OF THIS SHIT MAKE EVEN A BIT OF FUCKING SENSE! Anyways this was still pretty funny

[iwanttokillarock]

Everything about this story is amazing I cried

[Tits and shit]

Zues Christ, that is just beautiful!

[metroid_freak]

Trollfic is trollfic.