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I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.
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Well Jesus shit, that was great.
Good on ya.
"His name is Hubert. Just kidding, his name is Bob!"
3832311 Thanks! The adoration of millions keeps me warm when I sleep on the park benches at night. It's like a blanket for my soul.
3833116 No backtalk. You've always been Hubert and you'll always be Hubert.
3833121 But I thought the tree's name was Bob?
3833130 The tree maybe, but your name is Hubert.
Fucking Hubert.
3833155 Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuubeeeeeerrrrt!
I want to rip celestia horn of and shove it in her skull
It would be hilarious
3833993 Celestia just texted me. She dares you. She double dog dares you.
Yea...thinking maybe I shouldn't visit Equestria if this is going to happen lol
ok she's pretty weak It turns up well i need my fix of gore
3835442 Don't worry. You won't remember the bad stuff if you do… Perhaps you have?
3835619 Well, do you need the body later? I could use a new sleeping bag.
Nope its fine you can have it. ll even rip the organ out for free.
fu-king a. this is the best un sexiest story ive ever read. I also laughed so hard I pied my pants a little.
3841188 You pied your pants?! Like, what kind of pie? The sexiness depends on this! Bonus points for meringue.
3841196 the kind a guy named Hubert cant afford. The kind that gives a sore throat.
The kind that requires grandmas home remedy.
Some mint tea, sprinkled with some crack.
Meringue.
3841310 Fucking Hubert can't even afford those knockoff fruit pies at the shitty liquor store on the corner. He's certainly not going to have anything with meringue.
Fucking Hubert. You're a mess.
So...who brought the oxygen tanks? I kinda need one.
3885835 Well, I can tell you who didn't! Fucking Hubert didn't! That can't possibly lift on of those metal cylinders.
3886408 ...Hubert just fucking fails at life, doesn't he?
3887096 Total waste of DNA. At least he's got one year less now. It's Celestia's gift to the human race.
3834836 I want to make a fic where celestia deals with phones. Andrew Joshua Talon has a story like that for Luna. I should read it.
4334308 I want to make a story where I finally kick my Robittusin addiction. I have hopes and dreams. Cherry flavored hopes and dreams...
dammit I hate when I get my mind erased.
4342491 narcotics anonymous
Reviewed by the Pleasant Commentator and Review Group!
This story reminded me that once asked the founder of the LOHAV/Displaced/whatever group what they would consider a good example of LOHAV/Displaced/whatever for me to read, and they never got back to me, so now we know the answer to that question. :B
8208463 Funny that you should say that, because I'm been thinking about doing a Displaced fic starring Hubert. I'll probably never write it, but I've thought about writing it, and that's just as against the law.
I just wish that there were more tags that I could attach to this story. Like, twenty-five/thirty tags. Maybe I'll add [Mystery] just to fuck with people.
That was surprisingly good.
8218635
I think that sentence needs some quotation marks. "Good."
It's certainly a thing!