I lurk in parks and rummage through ashtrays to find cigarettes that aren't completely smoked out. Bonus points if they have lipstick. It's like having a relationship.
I've been a brony for a long-ass time, since mid season I. Only now bothered to make an account here for the sake of commenting and tracking stories.
"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"
May the Sun illuminate your path and the Moon guard your dreams. Let the Love grow strong and the Magic roam free.
i never really meant half the things i said. the other half were lies
"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.
Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder
I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane
I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.
Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect
Veteran Lurker and Silent NPC. Basically shrubbery but I don't go away if you ignore me unlike plants.
MLP Fan from germany. I try to be the helpful guy - so if you have any questions or need someone to proof-read or edit, dont hesitate to PM me.
Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.
The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.
"Silence is an argument carried by other means"-Che Guevara
"If you want to get better at anything, you have to be able to enjoy being bad at it." (PFP by @renawoods.bsky.social)
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.
The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!