<- Canon Silver Spoon is NOT amused ;P
A short collab by two great authors making a very bad Diamond Tiara/ Silver Spoon (originally only implied ship) fic, one paragraph at a time!
Diamond Tiara has been trying to seduce Silver Spoonko every time the smart silver filly comes over to her mansion. Her latest tactic (believe it or else) is to demonstrate the dexterity of her tongue on her own flanks.
But when her new tactic fails to entice her target, Diamond Tiara is sent on an epic adventure that has her seeking revenge, justice, and romance, all in one very strange special episode of-
My Little Pony Mentally Advanced Series!
Will Diamond Tiara save the day? Will Silver Spoonko's quest for infinite knowledge lead her to be abducted by Crystal Aliens from another universe, or will your narrator just get pissing drunk and all moody and close the book before she finishes her story, allowing all those within to be trapped in literary limbo for all eternity!?
Time will tell.
Your Narrator: let me tell thee of theh days of HIGH ADVENTURE! (insert Conan The Barbarian Theme..) theh good one with Arnoldschwartzawutzitz init! because we bloody like Arnold, we does!
Original authors: Mattricole and Telaros
Editor and Publisher: Silver "Serving" Spoon
Published with ALL DUE respect and full permission.
Original Story here: Me and Telaros Make The Most Amazing Story Ever
!!WARNING!! if you have a problem with ponies licking their own plots, step away from the fic and like, no pony gets hurt!
Cover Art by Bakki
You did it.
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yeah I did it… what did I do?
I didn't think it was possible, but this is even weirder than the original.
I dunno why, but that line was hilarious.
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You aint seen nothing yet. Things really get weird in the 3rd chapter.
Well that happened.
That was.... Well, that was just bizarre.
I think I'm getting an aneurysm from reading this...a hilarious aneurysm.
And...cue the brain explosion!
It took a few seconds after reading it to fully process and digest that shotgun wedding despite knowing it was referring to AB having a shotgun still imbedded in her skull. And just as I told myself that was fully processed, I burst out in a good hearty laugh. Bravo.
Also, yes, Babs Seed is a backstabbing two-faced ignorant little w****, but it isn't like she probably actually hated SS and DT. I mean, Silver Spoonko ships the hell out of Diamond and Babs in her current and last 13 novels. It's only right to let her have a happy end with her toilet watching guard. So
for that.
Well, this was a fantastic mindbuck. I'm a go brain my bleachers now.
U Serving. You're much Spoon. wow. Really Serving. 
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Thanks. that means allot. Glad some pony feels the same way about how Babs Seed is originally written. Otherwise she is a fun character to play with.
And yeah. So her husband is a prison guard with a watersports fetish. The important thing is their happy and have two lovely foals.
But I bet Babs relishes the time she has when he is at work when she can take a shite and not have him staring at her
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Excellent. thats JUST the kinna response I was provoking
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And then explode again!
RIP a herd of ducks who died from the nuclear explosion of logic
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They will like, be missed. (bows her head solemnly)
i just kept laughing
i dont know why
but i did
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the story is like sooo funny, especially in the beginning x'D
ookkaaaayyy soooo this 'fanfic' is HILARIOUS and idk
it's just so awesome
+1 fav
:3
I just want to comment on the story image. I want to say that it looks like a blue Crimson Chin :).
5438640 Thank you so much. I don't
know why I saw such potential in the original but I did. And I am pleased with the result.
5438569 yeah thats pretty much the reaction I was going for.
3788383 Don't worry Silver Spoonko is a doctor later and can help you with that
uh oh spoiler alert!
5492591 It is "The Tick" that wields the Silver pone and cries "SPOOOOOON!" when he is about to thrash a villain.
he has absolutely no baring on the story whatsoever accept to be entirely random and hold the supporting actress and love interest for the leading lady of this story who is obviously BLOSSOMFORTH
yeah no it Diamond Tiara made you look ah did!
I can't red the first and the last chapter because they are restricted on my school when I am on my own wifi at home