" It doesn't help when your the only one of your race on this planet! Or am I?"
His only race on the planet what? Or who?
"Your" is an indication of ownership. "You're" is "you are". So "your" in this context is incorrect; or very awkward.

Badass rife man. We made one of those Ballistic Gel dummies and put bones and stuff in it... Let me just say it tore the fake arm almost clean off.

And we've gone into meta mode.

Meh this story was better when there was just the russian just saying