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should have been there when he wrote it X3

Do you know what he did? Your cunting assistant?:pinkiesick:

I love cheese.............
And olives!
Also WAT did I just read :D entirely weirded out!

I'm...not sure what I was expecting?
But..I think I got exactly what I wanted?

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This story was based off of an analogy that Regidar gave out during a voice chat.

Normal people are like, the glass on a fish tank.
Chuckward. You are the thin layer of algae covering the bottom.
And Ethesto, you are like that one snail that somehow always gets into the tank even though you didn't put it there.

It was so amazing that I had to turn it into a fanfiction

3675746 And if I may ask, where did the rather descriptive sadistically sexual snail shagging come from? c:

10/10 would read again. :moustache:

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I wanted to appeal to a wider demographic of people that just the very few people who wished to read about a snail, so I added that and thus had an excuse to add the sex tag.

3685486 And must I say, you could not have picked a more entertainable demographic to appeal to.

Good day sir =D

The snail was useless. It had to be destroyed.

I've never heard better words in my life.

what the everlasting fuck did i just read

........ this is odd, random, and every other descriptive word that fits this fic....

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Short, but worth it.:pinkiehappy:
Also, cheese is bad for ponies.

...
OK! *Claps hands together*
That was a thing!

-Thumbs up-

Well, this story shows us what side-effects bad cheese can have on us. Demonic snails sex of course! :rainbowlaugh:

Wait, you didn't answer the most important question at the end! Was the snail still in the fishtank!?

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(Psst, don't tell anybody, I maaay be working on a sequel)

Edit: (Only 68 weeks, 2 days late) Nope. Stupid Meeeester denied it.

lol that ending

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