Twilight tries her utmost to resist eating a peach. But is a peach simply a peach, or is it much, much more? It is, after all, distinguished from a nectarine by the presence of fur. And that, to Twilight, makes a world of difference.
I'm so sorry. Please, forgive me...
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY PEACH
I was wondering when someone'd make that pun
3648760
Wonder no longer, friend.
Thank you, fellow Peachfic writer. Thank you for your contribution.
3648796
*salutes
Can someone tell me why there are so many peach related story's on here today
3648828
It's all part of a massive joke spawned here.
3648838 and suddenly my life became 20% less confusing (sorry that was bad)
Anyway thanks mate I've been tearing my self up in confusion all day
Bandwagons, how do they work!?
Not a bad story, actually. I liked it.
Found a minor error, if you care to correct it:
I believe "pace" was meant to be "place."
Have a good day, q97.
3649163
Thank you, Lonely.
And as for bandwagons... I sort of had the idea as I was stacking up tissue boxes. My thoughts went kind of like this...
Peaches. Hah. Huh... Fuzzy fruit. Furry fruit? Fur? Animals? Meat? Yes...
3649192 That's a weird train of thought, man. I'll have some of what you're on.
3649245
That's just me being me.
3649249 Aww. Can I still have some anyways?
3649286
I guess you can if you want to take my chair.
3649292 I like where this is going.
Damnit, randomguy!
3649496
I said I was sorry!
I like your peach better than mine. At least yours is SFW...
On the other hoof, yours is directly stated whereas mine is more implied.
Have 5 mustaches:
At first I'm like, "it's a peach, the hell are you worried about?"
Then I'm like, "huh? peaches are meat in Equestria? There's such a thing as a meat-tree?"
Then I'm like, "WAT."
And then I went all, "oh dear, this... this cannot end well."
Have an upvote.
Pre-reading comment
I feel like I'm going to regret this...
I am anticipating significant buildup to a groan-worth pun...
Post-reading comment
Okay... I was wrong. That was good. That was very good.
3676661
It looks like I accomplished what I set out to do, then.
3676711
HA! What did I tell you? What did I tell you?
Actually, I didn't tell you too much, really...
I love you for that... and I agree with 3676661' train of thought..