My name is Martin Patric Olin Holm. (fancy name eh?)..... Well, you didn't choose your name either!
Anyway. I'm a simple man. I can live without tv, computer-hell! I could live without electricity!
But there is one person I can't live without..... Did I lose her?
No.
Did she lose me?
Well.... Sort of.
Now I'm stuck in a weird place filled with creatures from my nightmares, and I have to go back to her.
"Be like water making its way through cracks" Oh yes. I'm going to make my way through this crack alright.
Chapters (8)
I like it so far! But I wonder, does the way he acts have anything to do with the fact that he is currently being trapped in a prison?
ps. I see quite a few mistakes and double spaces after quotations. If you write in Google docs, then send me a link and I'll point them out.
3383586 he act like he does because... well.. he is as he is xP and thanks :)
3384028 FINALLY!!! the ability to control tunas and make them do my homework is finally mine! ALL MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
You should really get a proof reader.
There are not as many mistakes as there was in the last chapter, but there are still some.
3387549 Dont you worry, will get the next chapter checked
mane is a horses hair, main refer to the primary subject of whatever your talking about.
3387962 yes i do know that... did i say "hair" somewhere in the story or did i miss something?
If she says no are some other bull-crap excuse then he might need to escape.
3389694 who knows what will happen :P
I am bound to have missed some things. Once you get google docs up and running, try to get one or two more proofreaders.
Hands up everybody for good old fashioned human trickery!!!! :D
Don't get no better than this. :)
3402054 And trickery it shall be xD
3424952 I must sadly inform you that he have already taken a student loan. He can therefore no longer be in such state as you suggest that he shall be.
I am deeply sorry.
-Steve... Who may or may not be mad.
Dat author's note, you are doing that on purpose
ps. "as it made my hair fluttered erratically" flutter*. Can't believe I missed that one.
3429279 It may or may be so that i do so...so
Don't worry, i fixed it
Another good chapter :D. How shall our protagonist get out of this mess?
3429742 Why thank you very much my good sir! :D It pleases me that i give out something that is at least readeble :)
Lets just say that our protagonist can walk the walk and talk the talk to get what he want :P
3429765 Dude this is awesome, most humans just wait passively and let the ponies do whatever the hell they want to them he doesn't he fights back and that makes it even freaking better.
3429779 Yeah he's a fighter xD
The term Somepony refers to ponies ONLY, and is quite narcissistic in their part. If they say "everypony knows how to wipe after using the bathroom" they're basically saying that the Griffons, Sea Serpents, and Dragons are all filthy barbarians.
So yeah, the correct term IS indeed someONE. Even if the ponies don't know it.
3430076 yeah! In your face Twilight Sparkle! >:D
You dude or a Genius this is a great piece of work and finally a human who fights back and speaks his dang mind and just made the princess look weak and a liar can life truly get anybetter
3496777 good thing that the party just got started then ;)
3496793 Can't wait for more dude I wanna see where this'll all go
This is amazing, i hope to see more in the future
3497358 Why thank you
Oh there will, that i promise 
When will the ponies ever learn not to mess with humans? We literally have thought of every single way to lie, cheat, steal, and KILL each other. What's more, we keep coming up with newer ways with every passing day. Celestia should not have underestimated this guy.
Also, by which chapter will the main character point out that the term somepony/everypony is narcisstic in every way? If you say that 'everypony knows how to use the bathroom' then you are also saying that all the other species have no idea how to do this and are extremely self indulgent. I'm not kidding here, I honestly wanna know.
3499982 Let's just say that he waits for the right moment. Revenge is a dish best served cold, is it not? >:)
3500442 Oh hell yes...
I can hardly wait for the new chapter I've been rereading this over and over!
3579673 Reading the same chapters over and over?! We cannot have that now can we? Here's a new chapter for yah
Can't wait for that next issue to come
3581743 You never fail to deliver dude! Cant wait for the next chapter i'm ready to see martin step up his a game and stop playing, but their is truth in his words monster are created not born.
This will only end very VERY badly for all of them.
Also, there was an error in the chapter. Earlier, when Applejack was having her conversation with Pinkie, it suddenly got cut off. Where in the chapter did AJ explain what happened to Pinkie? It just jumps from her talking to her saying "He did?" without any prior explanation. Mind fixing that?
3583895 huh that is indeed very weird... of course i will fix it :)
3584891 Much better.
Also, this:
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3586026 hahahaha yeah, that's one thing i just HAD to say to Celestia before the fanfic ends :P
please tell me there will be another chapter soon!
3593223 I can assure you that I am working on it as fast as I can. But bare in mind that I AM infact a college student with two pet birds AND a girlfriend to take care of so it may take some time between the chapters.
But once again, I'm working on them as fast as I can 
Dude... the grammar and spelling errors I saw were just bad. Please, PLEASE fix them. Also, you should probably put every chapter under heavy revision before posting them to avoid comments like this. Sure, it'll take longer, but everything that's actually GOOD takes time and effort.
That being said, I still loved the story advancement in this thing. Great job storywise so far!
Also, I probably should've asked this earlier but... are there gonna be any human/pony relationships? Because I just don't like those.
Love it!!!
3627756 glad to hear :)
The calm stream will always overcome the raging torrent.
3627813 couldn't have said it better myself brotha! :)
When will you update?
4480672 Oh lordy lord!!! How long has it been since my last upd- HALF A YEAR?!!?!?! Well..... I blame my school :-/ but do not be afraid/sad/angry! I just so happened to have a 2/3 done chapter right in front of me! All I need now is inspiration....... To answer your question, soon... really soon