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TotallyNotRainbowDash
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Oh Jesus Christ . . .
3364746 It appears to be a meta humor account... That COULD be funny ;)
For a minute I was thinking that Rainbow Dash had written this herself, but then I saw that it was written by 'TotallyNotRainbowDash', so that theory is de-bunked. Am I using that word right? Who cares?
Whoever the mastermind behind this is, you should totally write a story where Dash gets a 'private show' from the Great and Powerful Trixie, if ya know what I'm sayin'
(MAKE THEM HAVE SEX)
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I could probably write really amazing comedy... I'm really funny. But I mostly wanted to write some stories about romance, because those are the best stories, where ponies are in love with Rainbow Dash and want to have sex with her.
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That's a good idea! Trixie probably knows by now that Rainbow Dash is the hottest pony in Equestria, and she'd totally want some action. She'd have to be really sexy to get Rainbow to want her... yeah, that might be hot.
I don't know what that was, but I liked it! Well done, mate!
it was good looking forward to longer stories in the future.
I...
...yeah, not even going to lie. This is the only clopfic I've ever enjoyed.
Not so much because of Rainbowhosis, but because Twilight's a hot librarian in this one. And I love those.
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Thanks! And it was a story I wrote. Just so you know.
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I should write longer stories! I mean, they take a lot of time, and I'm really busy, but if people like them then I kind of have to! I can't let my fans down!
Maybe next time there'll be a problem, like two ponies totally want Rainbow at the same time, and Rainbow has to figure out how to have sex with both of them without making them jealous (but she can totally do it.)
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Twilight is totally a hot librarian! Unless you bring back a book that's messy. Then she's just kind of scary.
OK, I lol'd
A lot.
I especially liked the part implying that Rainbow Dash is awesome at sex. I know it is legit, because she is awesome at sex, because I read this story.
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Yeah, I may or may not have tried this.
Anyway, I hope you keep writing more and maybe even give Twi glasses next time but even if you don't, I'm glad you did what you did, and that we could have this meaningful three-minute conversation over a pseudo-anonymous medium.
All the best!
A clop fic written by THE Rainbow Dash! I mean, the totallynotrainbowdash, sorry my mistake.
Now we need a clop written by Yourmommashy and one by Tw1111111 and from the rest I got no good account names for.
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If you're laughing because Rainbow Dash cuddled with Twilight, that was because Twilight wanted to cuddle. Rainbow Dash was just doing it because she's a good friend and an awesome lover, and it's not nice to laugh at ponies when they totally wouldn't just snuggle up with a pony because they like that stuff.
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I am really proud of that part. Thanks!
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Yeah, I'm not Rainbow Dash, because she's too busy dealing with all the ponies who think she's hot to write stories about it! But I can see the mistake, because I'm almost as awesome as Rainbow Dash. Sometimes I might even be as awesome as her, like with how good this story is, but that's just on accident.
[youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBhR4QcBtE]
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Now you just sound like one of my friends. She read my Daring Do fic, and she said that Daring couldn't just keep telling ponies she's mad or happy or totally wants the amazing pegasus who's helping her adventure in the story. But a good writer has to let people know what the characters are feeling, and it's not like people are psychic.
This is literary gold.
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I know! I worked really hard on it, I wanted it to be just right. Oh, and thanks!
The pace is a fair bit faster than I would have liked and the story was a little too short, but that is aside from the point, it is good.
Oh... I think there needs to be a comedy tag on here... Lol
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Huh. I'll try to slow down, but that's hard for me. Thanks for the advice!
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What are you talking about? This is a totally serious romance.
I found it a little rushed, but overall this was a nice read.
3364833 Twilight is totally a hot librarian! Unless you bring back a book that's messy. Then she's just kind of scary.
*shivers* Yeah, Twilight getting mad cause of a damaged book sounds really scary, like Nightmare Moon kind of scary. By the sound of it this happened to you once. I have images of Twilight holding you down with magic and threatening to lash you with a whip... A hot librarian with a whip?... That could actually be kinda sexy.
3368156 Oh it ain't anything like that. I once forgot to return a library book while I was visiting Ponyville, and ended up taking it with me on the annual migration. She literally tracked me down and stapled the fine to my scrotum.
This is the fanfic to end all other fanfics.
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Glad you liked it! Some people said that, so I tried to make my next one better!
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Well, she's not that bad... I mean, not that I would know, but on the show she seems like she would frown at you a lot and look like she was totally thinking about doing that kind of stuff if you did it again.
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Thanks! But... I'm writing more fanfics, so those might be even better!
3368945 That sounds unpleasant.
3368945 Oooouch!!!
3369391 Aw man, that would suck even more, just seeing Twi all disappointed would be heartwrenching.
Sees title...derpy.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/137750193411.jpg
Reads story...
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Yeah, that would stink. I mean, no one wants to feel like they let down their friends...
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I'm not sure what you're saying...
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One thing only
There are no words
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That's something that would make my stories better? I'll check it out!
3375113 Totally.
Booooooo
please tell me this is a joke omfg my sides
I thought it was okay but it didn't drive me the way you probably intended for every viewer.
First of all. After reading it I couldn't stop smirking and grinning because (A) it wasn't really romance as it doesn't go into specifics at all! and (B) you over explain the situation way too much.
"Twilight wanted to have sex with Rainbow Dash because she so wants too!"
????
It almost sounds like this is some low-grade essay shit here man. I don't get your intentions but it drew to me as way more comedy and rushed than a good romance story.
It really sucks.
That title you came up with had so much potential for a real good read.
Add the comedy tag (it would make scence)
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That last part didn't give it away? It was Rainbow's writing. Basically, he's making fun of Rainbow by saying she couldn't write a good story if she tried.
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Ninety fucking weeks ago, and you still reply?
I check my email and this shit pops up?
Reading back, man...........
I was an asshole. But I do remember your story, if this is your story I'm not even sure, actually.
I don't go on here at all, so this did surprise me that I still actually get replies (granted I hardly notice if I did or didn't)
Anyways, it was a fucked up time. But were good whoever you are...
Awesome.
Just awesome.
This put a smile in my face. I don't know who wrote this, but I do know one thing: Rainbow Dash sure does seem like she's awesome at sex.