Greetings, FIMFiction, I am Meester Bob, poor writer and fellow brony.
I must admit, however, that the following story is not the result of my poor writing skills. No, this is something else entirely.
This morning, I fired up my computer and found, to my surprise, a PDF file open. It appeared to have been hand-written, but enclosed in a cypher. My curiosity understandably peaked, I scanned it further to find the key to the cypher on the last page. I have begun the long process of translating it.
I will post it here as I complete entries.
Inspired by the works of HP Lovecraft. Is not, however, a Cthulhu Mythos crossover.
Chapters (14)
Well, this looks promising. Definitely looking forward to more.
I love how you're even integrating the author's notes into the story. Keep up the good work!
This is getting better and better!
So this is a Tyralestia story.
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Dun dun dun...
So the two of you are sleep walking?!!!
interesting!
~LeonZilla
This is- holy dang it's amazing!!!!!!!!
He found a Hand written PDF file?
I smell something fishy here,
oh and chocholate chip muffins.
3395529 It looks more like a scanned book. I don't know who scanned it or when.
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Oh mabey fred knows!
*Takes a muffin out of his bags*
Hey fred do you know who scanned this PDF file?
*Stares at the muffin with wide eyes for several seconds without moving*
Haha oh, fred your so funny,
Sorry fred doesnt know who it was.
I strongly believe everything is worth it if I would find the truth in the end.
Then I might be something else that acts and thinks differently than what I'm now; but with more knowledge comes more wisdom, and I crave for those things more than I crave for the highest form of carnal experience.
listen to me, keep going, unless you find out the truth for all you know you are being manipulated.
~Leonzilla
You were warned by eldritch forces beyond your ken about eldritch forces beyond your ken. When your sanity shatters like fine china, you'll have only yourself to blame. That said, I want to know the truth as well. It appears to involve Pinkie Pie. Or the entity she was named after.
3395648 As do I. I am going into hiding for a little. Watch for another post soon.
3398587 ... are you one of them?
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I'm one of me. I'm not sure who "they" are.
I'm split between telling you this isn't worth it and urging you to continue. You seem dedicated to this quest of yours, so I wish you the best of luck... though I'm not sure which version of my advice good luck would aid.
And so the mystery thickens...
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For his well being of course. No matter what happens we hope you will be okay!.
~Leonzilla
Congrats, you now have my curiousity.
The next translation... I must... I must...
I live. Don't leave, we are so close!
I'll find a way... I will, I promise.
So, what do the Elements have to do with this? That remains a question... assuming it involves the elements in the first place.
Wait a minute, who are you and what happened to MeesterBob?
Why did you lose contact with him?
There is three individuals publishing this in addition to the pony that originally wrote it?
Did the so called Overmare has possessed MeesterBobs body?
When did you lose contact with Meester?
And why do I have to ask that many questions to know what's going on?
Meester are you okay?
~Leonzilla
4039664 Meester I'm starting to have doubts about whether it's worth finishing this story,
besides they know you are publishing this so maybe you should stop publishing this chapter until after you are done.
You know so that they have a harder time stopping you.
~Leonzilla
To the Overmare,
Humans don't give up. When your ancestors casually strolled after prey until it collapsed from exhaustion, a certain of dogged determination stays in the blood. Humans find a way to make what they want happen, and we don't take "no" for an answer, not even from the universe itself.
You cannot stop this from happening. You cannot put the genie back in the bottle. Any attempts would be, if you'll pardon the idiom, closing the barn door after the horse got out. You no doubt believe you are working in our best interests. You may very well be doing so in truth. But you cannot stop this anymore than a red octagon can stop an avalanche.
With my sincerest apologies,
FanOfMostEverything
4040475 Hello there,
You are correct. I am not MeesterBob, I am a friend of his. He contacted me a few days ago and told me he had a "finished chapter" on Fimfiction.net, and if anything happened so he would fall out of contact I should post it for him. He said something about a vacation.
There are no further chapters than this. Not being a brony myself, I have not actually read this story. It must be pretty good for him to care about it so much.
4046218 Alright you, whoever you are, you still must answer this questions.
When did you lose contact with Meester?!!! Was that call the last you herd of him?
Also he didn't tell you to, I don't know, CALL THE POLICE?!!!
What was exactly what he told you? I mean aren't you worried? This seems pretty serious.
More over, how do we know that what you are telling us is the truth?
For all we know you could be helping to cover up this script to make us believe that is not a big deal and this is just a small set of scribbles made by a random author that have no meaning.
When they truly are the trace of a secret that if made public could threaten the balance of society.
So, are you going to tell us what happened to MeesterBob?
~Leonzilla
4046406 Look, sir. I am simply a friend who was asked to post this on his behalf. He told me he was going somewhere without phone connection. Camping, or something. Anyway, he simply asked me to post this on the 5th of March if he didn't contact me with other instructions. Do you call the police when your friends go on vacation?
I have not read the story, but I think you might be taking "suspension of disbelief" a bit far. Good day.
4049091 Alright then; but I'll better hear a word from Meester soon or I will have to take action.
And remember,
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This is in no way over!
~Leonzilla
3370001 Or a "Pleasedon'tdosomethingthatwilldoomyou"lestia story.
4040730 A big enough red octagon can stop an avalanche. A red octagon that is red because it is metal very close to melting can also stop an avalanche.
4204933 Yeah suppose that in theory that is true; but answer me this, how many red octagons do you think that are big enough to actually stop an avalanche exist?
~Leonzilla
4206517 Taking into account the universe... several thousand?
4209009 No...unless you can come up with at least one example.
4209413 Well, I can't find a red hexagon big enough. But I CAN find a bluish one! Saturn's North Polar Hexagon.
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First of all, that is neither red nor an octagon.
Second,third and forth of all, Even though is called the Saturn's North Polar Hexagon, it is not even and hexagon if anything is an Hexagonal prism due to it's 3D shape, and event if we ignore all that, there is still the fact that it's a typhoon made of Gases which when put together with an existing avalanche it just redirects the direction of the avalanche; but that's sort of irrelevant because storms like that have winds strong enough to causes instant erosion in a landscape such as a mountain AKA an avalanche of huge magnitude. In other words the Saturn's North Polar Hexagon has the power to cause avalanches; but not stop them.
4040730 So I suppose there really aren't any red octagons in the known universe that would actually be able to stop an avalanche.
~Leonzilla
4210250 Oh, wait, I searched for hexagon not octagon! Time to search for the octagon.
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Well, there we are, then. I do enjoy engendering silly conversations. Thank you for proving my point.
4210342 Anything for the noble pursuit of arguing!
~Leonzilla
Fight on, my friend. The truth cannot be concealed forever, even if a 502 error tried. I look forward to more, whenever you can provide it.
The Overmare's final warning reminds me of There's a Monster at the End of this Book! Begging and pleading the reader to leave or stop before the ominous seeming conclusion, not realizing the ultimately benign twist.
Looking forward to more. I've always wondered what collapsing space-time would look like.
This is really good so far! Keep it up!
Diane...
Somthing to do with Pinkie?
What I really want, Overmare, is an explanation as to why humanity will fall if this continues.
That's all, really. I could care less about whatever that is. And honestly, I'm actually scared to care this much.
I'm guessing that Equestria is actually simply a dream, and that it is being dreamt by Pinkie Pie?
4593639 an imploding cylinder?
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In at least six dimensions! Oh, where did I put my 6D glasses...
Ah, yes. Transcendent ponies. Those who have embraced the impossibility of the world... or who have been consumed by it.
At least, that's how I think of them. The metaphysics may be greatly different from my imaginings.
Ah, more of this is always welcome, even if the pit in my stomach is telling me that reading it will assure my doom. Well, we all have to go sometime. I see no reason not to welcome an interesting end.
This is getting 2spooky4me
dun dun duuuuun
This is absolutely interesting. Are you still alive? I hope so. I want to know where the magic comes from - even if it kills me.
Maybe it's foalish, maybe it's reckless. But I believe in truth.
Also, I'm dead curious now.
This is some crazy crap man! Best of luck to you on your journey m$.
How is Cloudsdale part of the Earth Pony nation? It's a Pegusi town...