O-Okay... I was told I can confess things here. Well... I do have something that's been really bothering me. So... I can trust you, right?
It's like this... I live alone. Not really by choice... But, well, because I don't have any parents. They both 'disappeared' after a horrible train accident. They say it was an accident... But it was MY fault! Oh, Celestia! I was just a filly! The other ponies said putting a bit on the train tracks would be funny! I-I-I...! I didn't even know they were on the train that night! I killed my own parents! O-Oh! And it gets worse! The train roster said two members of the "Apple Family" where on there too! Oh... Oh Celestia, I couldn't bare to tell the Apples what I did. I didn't mean to...
I'm... I'm horrible...
poor Scootaloo...
Well shit, I come home after school to see that this story had updated.
Then, I read this.
WHY OVERLORD!?
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Scootaloo - or Fluttershy?
Rainbow Dash?
...come to think of it, are there any pegasi on the show whose parents we've seen alive in the present? The only one I can think of is Pound Cake...
Does nobody else get the joke?
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You think it´s Scootaloo? I think it´s Fluttershy, don´t ask me why.
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pegasi parents stay in cloudsdale, fluttershy is the type of Pegasus that likes the ground, which to other pegasi is unnatural
Damn.
This was... Not even going to guess...
~Skeeter The Lurker
That was mean. Also, the whole derailing a train thing is a myth. Snopes says so
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Wow, Flinx...dark shit, dude
Rarity, what are you doin' here?
I have alot of feelings, okay??
Okay, whatever
Heh, the word count is 1337
Poor Flutters...
Well. Dark.
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1. Oh, I love snopes!
2. It's right, I've put coins on train tracks many times before, and nothings ever happened.
Poor Fluttershy. That is her, right?