Confessions Of An Assuming Mare.

by overlord-flinx

Starscream - Confession. "No big whoop."

Yeah... I have a confession. It's nothing big, really. Psh. Not even worth talking about, seriously. But...

So, yeah... I know mares with these crazy mane styles. Updos, downdos, Lodi-dos, whatever! And some of them have these weird colors to them. Just look at princess Celestia and Princess Luna. What's up with those manes? Eh? You get the idea... That's why, when I was a squirt, Heh... Celestia, I got so jealous of the other mares, you know? I just... I just had to make my mane original. So, I admit it... This isn't how my mane naturally looks. My mane was so lame back when I was a filly -Celestia!- I died every day I went back to Flight Camp. When I finally changed it, I really came into my own. Took the do to get me to the door, but I was the one who opened it. I have no regrets what so ever.

...Gotta say... Feels good to admit that. I might use this thing some other time. Feels kind of... liberating.

Comments

[Skeeter The Lurker]

...Well.

I... Well. Hmm.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Klondike Shy]

Rainbow Dash? It looks so natural though, I would have never thought your mane colors were fake.

[Dainn]

I always knew that wasn't her real hair color

[Alen]

No wonder she late for work so often, redyeing takes forever.

You choose one of the biggest backstabers for The RD, Element of loyalty, really?

[Pen Brush]

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I think she used forever lasting dye, so it looks real and stuff

[Serefin]

Why does everyone think RD's mane is dyed? I know this is just a comedy fic, but the sheer number of fics where it turns out Dash dyes her mane or something really pushes my buttons in all the wrong ways.

[ShadowLDrago]

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It's for the sheer irony, RD is the element of Loyalty, Starscream is so treacherous, it's beyond memetic, he's a trope. Plus, it's funny.

[Fire Feather]

Rainbow's rainbow is a fake!!!!???? Wait.......what about the Sonic Rainboom? How does that work?