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Diablomuerte2
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FIRST!
It's here!
3121397 Congrats you win a big heaping pile of NOTHING! lol nah thanks for the idea in that forum. I hope it satisfies your comedic craving it will be mostly a comedy fic if I decide to add a romance tag it will probably be at the very end of the story but for now it's all about comedy and funny phone calls
3121402 It is, and I can't wait for tomorrow when I start the next chapter ;0 or I might write it tonight and have you edit it tomorrow.
i love it and your story called Why Did I Marry Her? got 400+ views so can you make the sequel to that story in the future
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Thank you! I just opted out of a 2 hour wait in a dungeon on WoW. I waited to hours for that dungeon, and now I threw it all away for this fic. PREPARE FOR PINKIE TO KISS YOU!
3121417 I still have tons of stories I need to write so I might do so after all of them. Just be patient please and keep comments of other stories in their respective comment sections. I am glad you liked this story so far it's going to be a pure comedic story.
3121425 WoW that was like ages ago I used to play that. Don't worry this fic is lulz inducing. I wrote it only for the lulz to be had.
3121437 ok and sorry for saying something about that story in this story
3121447
Tis alright just don't want people to think I am trying to pimp other stories on this story.
3121450 ok and yeah
3121449 Oh his dialogue is very very open next chapter. His dirty talk is going to be part OMG. Part Oh no he didn't and part ... seriously?
I am going for the utmost lulz I can. Each chapter will be about the comedy of it. I don't know if I will end this with a ship mostly because I don't know how it ends yet. I only started and I will try to make it as humorous as possible.
I always knew FS' other jobs were either phone sex operator or XXX magazines.
3121510 Hey if she can be a pseudo cheer leader for a friend that could help her confidence enough to be able to do phone sex it fits XD
oh my gosh this is gonna be funny. And I may actually stick around for the "fluttermac" although it really isn't shipping, just awkward phone sex so idk.
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Here was my thought process in the story.
0:30 in. "Oh shit, here we go!"
1:00 in. "Damn, RD, suckin' those cocks and eating those marepies! GET RICH!"
1:30 in. "Hehehehe! That's right Flutters, indulge in the fact that you touch RD!"
2:00 in. "Candy Clit?! Oh fuck that's just... Just... Hot!"
2:30 in. "This just get's better and better!"
3:00 in. "I can't wait until the next chapter!"
3121544 Trust me it isn't shipping, it's all about the lulz. As I said I might not have any shipping just lots of awkward phone sex. There is a story behind too but for now enjoy the funny awkward phone sex scenes.
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and then RD's mom steps in because she's cool and made the fillies milkshakes! OH YEAH!
By the way... You enabled some good material here. I'm thinking some awesome 69'ing with Flutters and RD as fillies and sleeping over at RD's Mother's House...
3121546 Next chapter will be all about Big Mac's awkward requests and Fluttershy's first time having phone sex and the awkwardness of being able to see other side of ponies she knows.
3121568 The hell? That won't be in this story. I mean it won't fit but if you got that image from a silly image of Fillyshy accidentally touching a fillydash's mare-hood then all the power to you.
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I'm an idea ocean. You need an idea, I can spit it at you in a tsunami. This needs to become a thing. I thank you!
3121595 You are welcome! Anyways I can't wait for the next chapter people are either going to really love it or hate it, depends on how humorous people found the first chapter.
3121397 YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!
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Walk away. Right now.
gonna follow this one for sure. any story that takes fluttershy out of her element (the shyness) is usually worth reading. here's looking forward to many embarassing moments that fluttershy wishes she could wipe from her memory. maybe with Discord's help.
3122047 Who says discord won't call? XD
Lonely Draconquus. Anyways I am glad you enjoy it so far, this was a story I really wanted to write since I seen the idea posted on the forum.
3121654 first of all this story is awsome and PLEASE continue
second the comment got voted down because he said first very unnesccery
3122118 Was the compliment about the story directed to him or me? If me I do plan on continuing it. Tomorrow a new chapter will be up unless something happens to me unforeseen.
Funny concept, and I like the idea of Rainbow Dash secretly being rich...I may steal that from you...
3122181 Glad you think so. I drew from canon inspiration for Rainbow Dash being rich. The giant cloud mansion she lives in I hate to believe someone on a meager salary could afford it.
3122118
I wanted to say 'First' at least once in my lifetime. Probably the only time I'll ever say it on a comment for a story, but I knew this was my opportunity and I couldn't pass it. No matter how many downvotes I knew it was gonna get.
And was the compliment directed towards me? I honestly don't believe A should be complimented just for coming up with a little idea that I'm currently writing thanks to 3122208's handiwork in saying Flutters touched RD's twat when they were fillies.
Hell yeah I can imagine the awkward phone sex.
Fs: you sound like your carrying a heavy load.
Mac: eeeyup my Dick.
Fs:iI bet it wants a good slapping
Mac: noppe.
3122277 No no no all wrong, there is not much in the awkwardness that is to follow. The next chapter is going to push the comedy tag to it's limit. I am planning a slow motion sequence in the next chapter so you know shit is going to go down. It's going to be lulz X lawls + lmao and a bit of sexiness added in. Well maybe lots of sexiness added in but you know all in good fun ;0
3122303
You forgot awesomeness...
3122309 Oh yeah awesomeness.
this gets a fav just on candy clit.
not to mention picturing and hearing in my messed up head flutters of all ponies saying it.
this is gonna be fucking hilarious
especially if a certain night blue alicorn needs a little boredom relife some evening
3122413
I swear man, this is going to end up featured. It should have already. I compared it to one of Titty's recently featured stories. You're just barely behind it. This should end up featured very soon.
3121619 Uhh.... next? :D
This got a like and a fav just from the description. After reading it, freaking mind exploded
3122430 Possible
3122512 Possible
3122868 Stay tuned for more.
3122512 What this seems to need is more views and likes. I have a lot of favorites on this story but not enough likes and views. If I can get more or actually if the story earns more than yeah it might be featured and if it gets featured by the time I return from work or leave for it. I think I will release two chapters tonight instead of one, as long as you are ready to help edit ;0
3121397 That's a bananable offense.
3123162
Could I see proof?
I knew this was coming. As soon as that YT video of Fluttershy failing at phone sex showed up, I knew this couldn't be far behind.
3121654>>3122118
It is ok guys I was just triying to poke some fun, Not hard fellings
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I'm the one who provided the base idea, and believe it or not it was from a movie, not that YT video. Sure, it was funny, but the movie's what made me think about it.
The real credit, however, goes to 3122901 for actually making a full-on story. He put in a bunch of background information, worked on it for a while, and touched it up to make it look sleeker than a fresh whore. I'm just the idea box.
(Self Promotion Ahead!)
If you ever need any ideas or help in a snag in a story, I'll help to the best of my abilities! I won't even take credit if you wish!... However, if it's a really good story I'd at least like my name somewhere. Maybe my OC, I don't know. All I'm saying is I can provide ideas free of charge and make 'em crazy. Ask all of my followers, my ideas are so outlandish that they work!
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Are you mocking me or...? I mean, I'd at least like to understand what you're doing. It's fine that you're doing it, I'd just like to know.
3123383 Don't like it? You seem disappointed or I could be reading into it wrong.
3122901
Yeah, I'll be ready to help edit. This should have been featured. You had a few views less than one of the featured stories, and just a few less faves and a few less likes. 'Tis odd.