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Desperate times call for desperate measures.
When Soarin’s pride and manliness are on the line, he will resort to anything to defend them. Sadly, Soarin doesn’t always have the brightest ideas. So will his newest plan ‘Operation Prove I’ma Man’ end in glory and impressed teammates, or will it end in utter failure and shame? He will have to pull out all stops in an attempt to steal Rainbow Dash’s panties!
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Oh god.
This reminds me of Animal House.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Soooo.... I thought ponies didn't wear clothes. And Rainbow Dash least of all.
Oooh... Busted Soarin....
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Rarity does sometimes, dresses and such. I understand where you're coming from on RD not wearing that many clothes, just a story idea I had. Hope you like it though.
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eyeyup
3107014 She wears clothes! She is just shy showing off that's all. It's a pride thing probably. That or she just gets embarrassed.
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Okay, the ending is curious. A part of me thinks he might get something better than panties, and a part of me thinks he's going to get beaten up/arrested for trespassing.
Either way, though, he can brag that the actually did break into RD's place, and that should be enough for his teammates to stop teasing him.
3107014 I just don't understand how ponies wear panties in the first place. Like, thongs would slip off WAY too easily, if they don't just cut off the circulation. Besides, while a pair f panties would draw a pony's eyes towards one's privates (mostly due to the fact that panties would be an oddity for ponies, but maybe not so much for female minotaurs), their tails are a natural cover for their nether region. Which makes it doubly weird that Babs kept moving her tail from over her privates just to cover up the fact that she's got no cutie mark. I understand that it's embarrassing, but being considered a "tail-lifter," especially at such a young age, would just be even WORSE, I'd think. ((Look at me over-analyzing things. I've been watching too much of Freeman's Mind. But then again, that guy's just awesome to listen to.))
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I'm freaking awesome! I don't wear or need clothes! ... in public.
Awesome, but one little thing....
You do know that in A Canterlot Wedding Part Two, they danced together, right? Even if it looked more like he was standing there while Dash danced at him, still. He wouldn't have freaked out so much here.
Aaaanyway, still liked the story and all. It sounds like the end implies something good for Soarin', but does that mean if you break and enter and you're a Wonderbolt she does stuff with you?
3106941 DUDE. EVERY. FREAKING. WHERE.
That cliff hanger tho
3107110 'S why he's called THE Lurker, instead of A Lurker.
3107105 Tail is not gonna work! Need clothing! lol Will a tail cover up a stallions privates? Not a chance! Besides what do you mean cut off circulation? The are not that tight. And there would be a hole made for their tails. The only problem I see is trying to put them on. Which since these ponies seem to not have any problems holding stuff, I don't see any problems. But lol lets not get into a debate on whether or not these talking ponies from another world can wear clothing or not.
3107158 I'm not saying they can't wear clothing, I'm saying that a thong, which is a pair of panties with a simple, string-like piece that goes between the butt cheeks, would not be very practical for a pony. And actually, yes, a tail would cover a stallion's privates, since they are at most any time in a sheathe in their body. In real life, a stallion is rarely the instigator of sex, especially since a mare giving a stallion pleasure does nothing towards the end goal of creating offspring. And when I say cut off circulation, I mean in the same way that a pair of boxers or briefs can cut off circulation if they're a size too small.
3107224 Well seeing as these are sapient ponies and not just dumb wild animals, I feel the need for covering oneself up would be more necessary. Especially considering they are not leashed to natural things like heat. They get sexually aroused just like one of us! (theoretically speaking). And my Celestia! A thong! Ouchies! Talk about taco rash! And a pair of boxers would work so long as a stallion got the right size. Again we are talking sapient beings (not wild animals that act on instinct alone). Getting sexually attracted to the opposite sex is going to happen.
I still don't understand why people try to compare their mental capacity and feelings to a common pony of Earth. Two (almost) totally different beings. LOL! But if you want to argue this, maybe we should take this to other places. We are kinda clogging his comments with this.
She asks them for their autograph, then spends several hours talking to them about their favourite flying maneuvers over mugs of hot chocolate... right?
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No shit.
Then why is their fashion solely for looks and not for modesty?
Rrriiiiight....
"Theoretically" as in "My prior statement is completely invalid as I have no proof whatsoever?"
Exactly.
As I had said.
This doesn't mean that their tail won't be enough to hide the fact.
Because, anatomically, they are the same. Technically, at least.
Eh, that's only your prerogative, mate. I've been stating facts and opinions. If you'd like to argue my points, I don't care either way. Here's some Freeman to help you out.
And Freeman 2:
I kind of picture her smile to be a rape face... Also this has happened before? Well must happen a lot then.
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Sapient? Do you mean sentient? or are they basically the same thing?
Your editor missed a couple things. But on the whole, it was good. Nice cliffhanger.
3107640 sentience is the ability to think freely and is unique to some animals. Sapience is the ability to rationalize and is unique to humans and seems to exist in chimpanzees.
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I'm aware that this wasn't my best edit, but I was in rush as he wanted to post quickly. Didn't even have the time for a second or third run through it like I usually do. If you could point out those 'couple things', that would be great.
Heh, I know
: No, I would rape them
You would probably bash them up with your bare hoof as your prettiness makes them dazed, then roundhouse kick them and break all of their bones!
THE BUCK?!?!
3108069. Lolololol
And then sex happened!
Awesome!
While I'm making another comment, might as well ask for/demand a sequel.
Sequel! Sequel! Sequel!
3107135 The leader of all lurkers... nah, doesn't sound less creepy still
If I ever think Rainbow Dash is going to wear clothes, I hope it's sexy lingerie. Yeah, I'm voting for a sequel of this.
Dammit I demand MORE
So... Soarin's about to become part of her Wonderbolts collection?
"You're talking about mares right? Mare mares?"
"Eeyup"
"And you're talking about raiding their dressers, for their undies right?"
"Oh yeah"
"Well count me in!"
"Why didn't you tell me this was my mother's house?!"
"Why didn't you ask?"
3108710 Oh I remember that episode.
3107125 I know, we need a sequel.
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Seeing as it is now in the non-mature feature box, I think we can bug FineBrony enough to give us a sequel
We now need a sequel! Give it to me!!
Very nice. Classic high school-college panty raid schtick. Comedic yet suspenseful and with just the right amount of implied (wink wink nudge nudge) forr a T rating .
LaF! Now, in accordance with the previous commentators: Sequel is required.
, or you could just write clop to to cover Soarin having to 'earn the right' to walk out with Dash's knickers. 
If you want to revisit this theme maybe RD is going to force Soarin to aide her in a little 'raid' of her own for Spitfires skimpies and flimsies
3106941 Nice Avatar change
also this story, totally want a sequel/second chapter, I am going to fav this in high hopes of doing so
...
Could have been interesting, execution was lacking.
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I'm thinking you meant for that to be "quiet"
Should be "continuing"
"Where"
"He had to put a stop to it" sounds substantially better.
The mare's what? Either tell us or get rid of the " 's "
"Donning"
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Classic Spongebob
Fix it!
I'm gonna guess rape. Just a thought.
I see 2 ends to this
1. They have sex
2. RD knocks him out, and puts him on display along with all her other Wonderbolt paraphernalia.
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Why not both?
I would say poor soarin but he is about to be hella lucky me thinks.
And that's how Soarin's children were made.
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Yep, that's how Soarin got pregnant
As much fun as this story is...
If Rainbow normally goes naked, why the heck does she have panties to steal in the first place? Logically, she would prefer to go commando when forced to wear clothes. That way, if she had to ditch the clothes for some emergency flying, there's only one layer to ditch.
For that matter, why would panties exist in Equestria in the first place?
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So that Soarin can steal them.
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Idk, I am thinking about making one.