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Phil Ken Sebben


I used to write stories but don't anymore. Ha Ha! Permanent hiatus.

Comments ( 73 )

I'll be honest, Mr Brainhorn, but this really needed to be split either into 1k, 5k or just a single chapter.
It's not that it's bad, it's just that it's annoying to have to continually hit [Next chapter] for stories that take less than a minute to read.
Just FYI.

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Sorry it's annoying to have to switch like that, but it took 4 hours to edit all of that, and I didn't feel like breaking it all into genres for the chapters.
Guess I shouldn't be so lazy.

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Hey, no worries.
It's just that, if you're going to write random stories, you should post them together.
So I don't end up with 'Next Page' fatigue :p
Incidentally, I highly encourage you to continue writing. Ever since 'Lifeboat', I've enjoyed your stories.

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I do intend to keep writing. I just need to decide what to write, then force myself to do it. I've got a lot on my plate, as for as what I could write goes. I have two stories I need to rewrite, a sequel to one story I need to finish, I need to remake a story I never finished, and then I have an ideas list full of stuff I want to do. I guess first thing's first, I need to rewrite Picking up the Pieces, and then work on One day at a Time.

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I'll take it that you thought it was funny? Das gut.

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Wow:
exclamation- expressing astonishment or admiration.
noun- a sensational success.
verb- impress and excite (someone) greatly.

I'm flattered you loved my story so much! I'm glad you liked it!

Wait...What!? :rainbowhuh:

You know, I'm not gonna lie, I find most of these one-shots so far interesting. :derpytongue2:

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Thanks, that's what I went for. Just some stupid fun for it's own sake. I definitely got the stupid part, but I like to think they're funny, too.

this.. this is beautiful beyond words

i love you for this, it is magnificent

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Thanks muchly. I'm glad you liked them so far.

Brilliant stuff here.
And I must congratulate you on your exact 9,999 total.

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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. And yeah, I like how it worked out like that.

that is so true

That was a good one.

She says with a wink. She doesn't use her eye. You vomit.

Love it.

It was a joy reading this whole thing in one sitting.

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I'm glad you enjoyed them! Have a Purplesmart. :twilightsmile:

... LOL Stupid Stalker:yay:

3669809 Agreed. Laughed so hard I made others flee the room:rainbowlaugh:

And then she comes back..
"I hope zombies is your fetish."

-insert slow clap here-
What can I say? T'was an interesting read.

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Absolute hell to convert to prose though. Glad you liked it!

I finished reading all the chapters...
Today was a sad day.

Today was a feels day.

This is freakin awesome. You have made my day:pinkiesmile

4871676 Thank you kindly. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Feels like a WoT match nowadays... :rainbowlaugh:

Dude you were fuckin slammed while doing this

Well, after reading all 66 chapters of this, at least I can use permanent brain damage as an excuse for not having my English project tomarow.

5743190 Wat meen? storee no make dum.

AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEWWSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEE

I don't get it. What's the joke?

Should have cast it within the safe confines of a bag of holding.

HEAT LEVEL: CRITICAL. SHUTDOWN SEQUENCE INITIATED.

"Great. Now just shut down the other three mechs bearing down on me and we can officially call this a safety syst-"

... I know it says something but I can't read most of it.

6703048 Mode of locomotion. Load of mocha lotion. It's really dumb, I know.
6703498 Leet speak. Fluttershy's lines are:
1: I haxor u, n00b (I've hacked you, noob)
2: Are leet hackers not your fetish?
3: Oh, ok...

Saw it coming = Still laughed.

Chad #45 · Feb 1st, 2016 · · 1 · 44 ·

Today was a good day?

Chad #46 · Feb 1st, 2016 · · · 57 ·

Today was a bad day?

6893584 yeah I may have overused that gag a bit

>That first line

Every fucking time:rainbowlaugh:

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