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Being a vampire can be rough. Unluckily for Twilight, she just had to end up as the most unpopular vampire type of all time. On the bright side, her last name actually makes sense now.
Thanks to my editor Pearple Prose and prereader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!
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Here we go... I expect many metaphorical bashings of Twilight within this piece of literature
YES! This is out!
I loved pre reading this, dude.
~Skeeter The Lurker
That picture makes it impossible to not read; it just drags you in with all the D'awww.
EDIT: As a reader, loved it~ And as a Twilight hater--you know not everypony's waifu (except Flash Sentry's; that loser)--the ending made it even better. All they need to do is have Vinyl Scratch tie her up on the ceiling and turn her into a disco ball for a sweet party.
... Sequel, please?
Brilliant.
She really does sparkle.
Don't worry, she just needs to trap somepony's soul and kill them, then perform a ritual and BOOM! Cure!
It would've been a lot funnier if the title and description hadn't spoiled it.
I'm laughing.
A lot.
RainbowBob, don't move a muscle. I'm coming over to take away your drugs and booze until you can learn to use them more responsibly.
I loved the part where spike shout. "I regret nothing!"
I REALLY do not like this kind of fic, if ANYPONY in the mane six keeps a secret no matter how important it is to them to keep it the others ALWAYS HAVE to know what it is instead of giving thief friend some privacy! A good friend should know when to give others space. Also you made rainbow act like a jerk. End rant.
i love it
Yeah, Spike's bail-out through the window was the crowning moment of glory for me. Well done, you.
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Being a vampire is a pretty traumatic experience, so Twilight was dealing it in her own way. Plus, she didn't exactly want to tell her friends because of course they wouldn't believe her (which they didn't, at first). Also, Rainbow Dash is always a jerk.
Maybe it was a flying snake? Yes those exist.
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Anywho that was another fun story. I still maintain that "New Moon" is one of the best comedies ever made, with Kristen Stewart's mental sickness, buck teeth and lip biting and attempts at suicide, Micheal Sheen's scene chewing over-acting and Edward's big plan to reveal vampires exist by running naked through the Vatican in front of men, women and child as he sparkles in the mid day sun like a guy who is tweaking on way too much ecstasy after a hard night of clubbing... seriously this was his big plan?
This is a sparkling example of a shimmer ing story.....get it sparkling and shimmering....anybody
cutest cover art ever.
I went and saw one of the movies with my sister, took me three days of watching Hellsing to restore my faith in vampires. They're dangerous beings of immense power, not disco balls.
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This is hilarious.
Minor typo: "bukcing" should be "bucking".
3080057 No, she sparkles...she's not brilliant. She sparkles...oh, nevermind....
Is it wrong that the thing that got my attention the most was that Twilight was banging Zecora?
Your pre reader failed you
3080235 That profile pic makes it all the much better.
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No no its not
Only for you would I upvote anything referencing the other Twilight.
Just so you know, molars are the flat teeth in the back of your mouth. Probably canines would be a better option. Just so you know.
Her name...
Twilight.
... By the sun, when will the stupid series just finally die out.
MORE
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id say more mildly entertaining at worst and enjoyable at best but hilarious no not really.
Read for the cover art....no disappointed but not terribly pleased either...Hrm...
Where the heck do you get the time to write all these stories?
I found a couple of small mistakes:
This one is obvious. And:
Spin should be spun.
This is still a better love story than Twilight.
Good story, by the way.
Sorry, Twi, I had to.
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Replied to the wrong comment?
3083284 Don't be silly. ... his real name is Steven Pike. Or 'S.Pike', if you will. Author simply forgot the period.
Bob. Stop being so brilliant.
You people just had to involve those sparkling vampire bitches didn't you. It used to be that a vampire would burn or be weakened in the sunlight, now they just sparkle like little bitches. Still I'm going to read this and like it.
Spike really likes being scrutinized by mares... Wait, he was wearing pants?
3080368 His implied injury kinda ruined the humor for me.
Should probably be "Just at night
now. The sun is unhealthy for me now."3080469
The only appropriate response...
Well now Twilight can say:
Twilight can outrun dash now.
interesting fact:
there are no vampires in the twilight saga; only fey seeking to discredit vampires,werewolves, and dumbass humans who don't understand logic,reason,or sanity
but the thing that doesn't make sense about this story is,as far as I know, being bitten by fairies or any other fey doesn't turn you into one,so I don't know what the fuck happened here.....
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3098087 And that is how friends are made. Herro *HUGGLES*
I...didn't really like this fic. It just seemed like the entire story was a build up to a joke we're told in the description. Furthermore, I didn't really find it all that funny. I kept expect the humor to come and it just didn't for me. I'm not going to downvote because it was at least well written and the grammar was good, but I wont upvote either.
3088153 I cannot for the life of me remember what review that was
"I regret nothing!" was definitely the crowning moment of this
MAKE THIS A FULL FIC NAOW.
3110257 Thomas the Train.
3110664 Thanks