Alexander is many things:
a skilled survivalist, good looking, and a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, just to name a few. However, Alexander is not a brony by any stretch of the imagination. When he stumbles upon a door-like object and takes a trip to Equestria he's not in the best of moods....
Now my new head pre-reader in charge of reading anything I write days before you get it! Sethi
Special thanks to Smurzek for catching those little grammatical errors that always manage to slip through my fingers...
Author Note
Criticism and reviews are welcome!
Chapters (30)
So uh.... Was that Angel?
Looking forward to more chapters
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Alright so far, looking forward to updates.
Damn school! Always getting in the way of awesome writing!
Damn school! Always getting in the way of awesome writing!
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Did you read the first part of the author's note?
It would be kind of hard to be a pony without hooves
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Sees writing has been called awesome, insert
I'd say the Poison Joke turned him into a wolf-Ma.
I want to see more human martial artists come to equestria this seems interesting
Best song on halo c.e
soundtrack is undercover of night.
Dash, you have fucked up now.
Dash u really did f*ck up but while getting hit in the back of the head hurts she must have hit hit pretty hard to know him out
...and Dash gets finally what she deserves for being a bitch all the time!
Great story so far, looking forward to future chapters.
just like twilight to pull a bitch move
Is it wrong that I'm happy that Angel isn't a factor in a fic for once? I don't know why but I've very rarely liked that little sh....rabbit.
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Welllllll I wouldn't say he isn't a factor... just not a live one.
Soo his mind wasn't affected by the transformation?
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Well Poison Joke plays pratical jokes on people/ponies and I'm pretty sure that altering brainpower is more than quite extreme as far as jokes go so long story short, no.
Also it went better with what I have planned for later...
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT HEZ WROTE
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while you 
and I will 
around until the next chapter gets finished. 
Have some of teh
make more innuendos like that it was too funny
Oh sweet Celestia, where did my sides go?????
Seriously though, love Alex's humor, though for his sake I hope the concept of cutie marks is explained to him soon
Teasing Ditzy lol moar pliz
Dat Plot
Woot! Now the rustling of Ditzy's jimmies can recommence!
I doubt he would eat a hay muffin.
I wonder how long it will take Alexander to escape. I can imagine he doesn't appreciate being in a cage.
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You won't have to wonder for much longer...
3174188 ...Does that mean you will release another chapter sometime today?
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Sadly no. But maybe by Monday or Tuesday...
OF NEXT WEEK
Mission confusetheheckoutofDitzy'smind phase 1 complete. Onto Phase 2... muhahahaha.
Add the comedy tag
3174222 But then I'll have to wonder a lot
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Shhhhhhhhhh.... go to sleep, mommy will take care of everything...
YES! For vodka's sake, yes, put comedy tag!
also, the more you tease Ditzy the more you make my day
Still want to see Butter's teasing session~
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I will admit, writing Ditzy getting teased is probably just as fun as reading about it. And its pretty freaking fun.
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I have plans... all the plans... more plans than you could possibly imagine...
3174297 Congratulations, you've made made Ditzy even more enjoyable by teasing her, o great king/queen thy deserves lots of praising
3174308 Bonus points if you make him live with Ditzy ou Butters, i shall track dis every day o great king/queen
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What you think I do:
What I actually do:
3174320 ANd thats what makes it so awesome !
Ahh nice, a scare tactic to make her faint so he can leave without getting violent again.
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The mark of a true warrior/hero, protecting the innocent.
3179700 After breaking their wing.
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Shhhhhhhhhh... he did it self defense, remember?
3179708 8 foot muscle monster against a 3 foot skinny horse. A flick on the nose should be enough.
I didn't comment because I thought it was dead space and obvious....
I'm sorry, don't hate me
Twilight... you're a sicko
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Six foot tall guy versus one inch mosquito = very very dead mosquito.
Even though guy knows all mosquito can do is make him itchy(illnesses aside).
I rest my case.
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A fellow Dead Space player! I feel so much better now that I know I'm not the only one. Have a cookie (#)