After his staff of security officers come down with the billygoat flu, Iron Will desperately seeks replacements. With only a few hours before his seminar, he reluctantly hires four fillies to assist. Iron Will is skeptical, but he doesn't have much of a choice.
But does he really have anything to worry about? After all, it's just an assertiveness seminar. His new hires will just have to check tickets. Security is easy, isn't it? Nothing bad will happen.
Right?
Isn't this the CMC we're talking about?
Thanks to Biker_Dash and ValorlordV5 for editing.
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Rated Teen for raunchy humor, language, and four fillies abusing their authority.
This fanfic is just to funny! But! Its so adroable, the cutie mark crusaders are always so adroable! and funny~
Its so awesome seeing you write Babs in another fanfic that is not SR or SAA and TR. Very interesting.
Babs is a badass pony but you know who else is badass? You!
I Love You Darling and keep the good writing my sweet love
Oh and btw, so cute shipping hints of "AppleSeed" and "ScootaBelle" two of my fav ships aaaaannnddd I ship you and me ofc, Love ya
And away we go!
And it's a good one so far!
~Skeeter The Lurker
I will read this in its entirety later. Until then...
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This entire story, I was unable to determine if Babs' accent was supposed to be New Yorkish or ebonics.
I'm not entirely sure whether that's a bad thing.
3046651 READ IT NOW BIOTCH!!!
3046722 It's a Manehatten accent, and there is only ONE writer I have seen to pull it off correctly.
(Babs, you're a genius!)
oh man, this looks kick ass... I am busy writing my story, but when I finish it, I will totally be downloading this.
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That being said, the first person to write an engaging MLP fanfiction entirely in Ebonics will get all of my internets.
BABS!
3046774 just threw down the challenge! You NEED to DO EET!!!
DO EET NOW!
3046774 Seriously, that idea is SO full of win, and if she does it, she wins all of my internets as well
Only halfway through, and already I'm frightened.
3045932 dear christ so many emoticons
Just by reading the description, I can tell I'm in for a world of laughs.
u wot m8
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Thanks so much hon! Jag alskar dig med! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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Thanks, Skeeter!
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Buck da police. Hope you like the story!
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Heh, thanks! I try.
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Thanks! I hope you like it!
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You know, I might just do this someday.
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Wait until the second chapter!
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Bro, be nice to my girlyfriend.
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You better believe it!
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Sweetie's been taking lessons from Pinkie about walls...
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I laughed pretty hard writing that part!
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It's a combination of both, really. My own personal take on the Manehatten accent.
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Interesting,
3049546 but there are so many
In order for you to pass, you will need 250 Awesome points to proceed.
+20 Fucking funny as all hell
+10 Sweetie Broke the 4th wall (something added to the list of characters that I saw do it... Discord, Vinyl Scratch, Pinkie Pie ... really? I can't believe something like Pinkie breaking the wall exists )
-10 You never showed a scene where she is learning how to do it, or at least partially explain it (comments don't count as that was rather obvious)
So you now have 20 points... You need 230 points to contin... I mean pass.
You get +50 points for this sentence right here, but what was that word he wouldn't say... and if my mind is taking me where I think it is, I have two, very important questions... "They are removable now? What happened to make the old one stop working?
+90 Points! But where the hell would Scootaloo learn about that sort of thing with Sweetie Does the internet exist in Equestria? Are they at the age to learn about it in school? Why doesn't Babs Seed have an Emoticon?
+90 Points! You made my dad yell at me for laughing too loud while he was watching classic Dr. Who
You successfully reached 250 points! (unless my math is off in which case you probably didn't) This story was easily worth it's hype I put on it in my head. I built up enough expectation to be thoroughly disappointed should it suck. I didn't much like Scootaloo being a Butt Monkey of misfortune but it wasn't enough to dock points as the Scootabelle ship easily cancelled that nastiness out. As long as one of them don't die in their shipped story, you can make any story with the Crusaders better with that ship.
I wish you made Babs or Scootaloo like Cartman, but that's just me. This story was hysterical... Sweetie was the only one who really didn't abuse her power willingly or with as much of a smile on her face as the others. She was peer pressured into it, making her the only innocent one. I was kinda sad that it ended, but that doesn't really have anything to do with this.
Good job and hope the next comedy you decide to grace us with is just as funny. Though if it isn't I will sic something bad on you... probably a combination of Angry Pie and Sad Pie... or a vegetarian Pinkamina "Cupcake" Diane Pie...
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But be nice!
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Yay! I'm glad I passed!
As for what Iron Will was gonna say, it kinda rhymes (not exactly) with "pillow". That's the only clue I'll give you.
The Internet doesn't exist in this form of Equestria! Sex ed, maybe. I always have seen the CMC is around ten to twelve years old, even though they are probably younger. But if I'm correct about their ages, they would be starting to learn about that stuff.
ScootaBelle is indeed an awesome CMC ship. Sorry, but Scootaloo as a Butt Monkey is just kinda funny to me. I'm happy to be forgiven though!
I guess Babs is kinda channeling Cartman! Maybe I should do a "Eric Cartman In Equestria" story at some point. Thanks again, I hope my next comedy is just as funny!
Haha. Great chapter! All I can imagine is Babs with a sheriff badge that says "you tried".
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Goddamnit. I want one now.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Read that. Lost it.
I love you, you know that?
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Like this?
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Bro. Don't make me spam you.
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Sweet, sweet diabetes.
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Love you too, Lurker The Skeeting.
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Huh... That's as badass as Bowser The Lurker...
Niiiiice!
~Skeeter The Lurker
I love the name of the Festival.
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It's a truly American affair.
Hahhaa!!! I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. Love it!
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Haha thanks! Glad you liked it!
She knows...
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She does!
Didn't even give her a chance to pay a fine or go to jail.
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Scootaloo is worst cop.
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Heh. Great story by the way, loved the references, loved everything about it.
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Glad you liked it! Thanks for the favorite too!
Finally got to read this one... twas hysterical! :D
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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!
Second fourth wall break was less funny than the first.
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Noted. I'll have to remember to save future ones to one (hopefully) hilarious one. Thanks!
Still not sure what Mayor Mare was doing down there.
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Just coming by to check on stuff. Unfortunately, a wild Scootaloo appeared!
Actually, it was a triple negative, which conveys the precise meaning of the thought. Babs fails Grammar Nazi forever.
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Babs is worst Grammar Nazi.
I think you misused the word 'pithy'. Pithy means having substance, or point.
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Thanks, I'll fix that.
Should not have read this in school...
Teacher: WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!
This has 'glorious disaster' written all over it.
I pity the fool, Iron Will.
This can only end in tears.