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**WARNING: PARODY!**

After 994 years of imprisonment on the moon, evil witch Bendera wants to conquer Equestria with her army of Claycolts and Kaiju. The only ones who can stop her, are: HARMONY RANGERS! A group of five ponies with attitudes bearers of elements of harmony (minus Flutteshy), equiped with state of art morphers that turn them into Masked Heroes of GREAT JUSTICE!

Will they defeat evil Bendera and her army of evil kaiju? (probably yes, its not a dark fic)
Will Luna overthrow Celestia? (not really)
Will Fluttershy appear in this story? (...)
Will Cutie Mark Crusaders... ? (no)
Am I supposed to treat this seriously? (its a parody, geez)
What about Derpy? (its her fault she's not in the story)
I hate Power Rangers, dislike! (where's the question?)
Will you burn in hell for this fic? (no, I'll burn in hell for other crimes)

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Comments ( 15 )

Why no Fluttershy?

2945384 That will be answered in later installments!

... also, Power Rangers usually starts with 5 members (or 3 in few cases), and we already estabilished that TRADITIONS are important :raritywink:

Fluttershy is the Dragon Ranger isn't she?

Even as a parody, you still follow the traditions, and thus the only logical conclusion for why Flutters isn't in this is because Bendera will decide to turn her into the evil Ranger. She'll just be in her garden, feeding her animals or something, the suddenly BOOM! Fancy spandex costume and an overwhelming desire to murder her friends.

How many of the 48 other episodes are you planning to write? I might be able to write the remaining ones.

2947337 Well, I was only planning to write select few of them, but I don't really want to spoil anything right now. Let me just say this- it's gonna be a short story, but I'll cover as many plot twists and development in as little text as possible.

I never thought about someone else writing the rest of it, but tell you what- if by the end of the story you'll still want that, then we will talk about some bonus episodes :raritywink:

2947381 Dude, you're making a PR/MLP crossover parody. I'm all about those two things! Of course I'm gonna want bonus episodes!:pinkiehappy:

2947387 Please say that again once I finish this story. This chapter- it was the sane one :pinkiecrazy:

2947415 So it gets funnier? Now I'm more excited! :pinkiehappy:

What would the source Sentai be called? Maybe Yuujou Sentai Poniranger?

Ah- Wha- Where you drunk when you wrote this? It's hilarious, don't get me wrong, but damn. That's how I tell a story when I'm three sheets to the wind...

3043594 I wasn't quite in the right mind, if that's what you ask.

I like the way this is part Power Rangers parody and part Zyuranger parody. Very excellent. :pinkiehappy:

Me at the Pokemart:
Yes, I'm going to need 99 Burn Heals, please.

Seriously, though, this chapter is so funny! If you do not un-cancel this story, I will punish you in some form or fashion. :pinkiecrazy:

4719471 I loved writing it, but if so few people actually want to read it, then I don't feel there's a point. Still, thanks anyway.

4719759 Then I shall get the word out so more people will want to read it and you write the crap out of the rest of this story!!!!!!

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