Well, damn. He really can't handle alcohol. Reminds me of a certain fluffy comedian.

Friend zone Vinyl Scratch that blasphemy to me
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how do you friends zone this

... What the fuck am I reading?

No, don't answer that.

I should really stop.

*Clicks next chapter*

2898747
Yep, im done.

This is just fucked up.

"clicks next chapter"

Don't really like the way it jumped around with time there. Still, can't judge the whole thing just for that.
2898140 It doesn't have to be the same thing all the time.

2897522 Actually, I think the drink was... well... 'd

You goin get raped brooo

YOUR IN THE DANGER ZONE MAN! (By danger I mean rape)

“You’re so kidding me!” You laugh as well.

“No way hosay.

"Hosay"?!

JOSÉ!!! Goddammit...

I dunno why, but as I read this, I was listening to rocket man by Elton John, and when our stalwart hero passed out, it got the really emotional version of the chorus, and I burst out laughing. Something about the image of a guy passing out and hitting his head on a table to the sound of Elton John shouting "ROOOCKEEEETTT MAAAAAAAAN!" Really got me.
Next chapter time
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strip your close until

I think you meant "clothes"

Suddenly, the anthros were full blown Pony. Imagination ftw.

“Look, Vinyl, I love you. But as a friend... I... know you might think otherwise of me, but I’m just... not sure that it’d work.”

WTF?! She's a fucking rich, DJ chick, what are you... Me doing?!?!???!!

What did I just read...

6045640 you little sensitive shit

I would totally also friend zone Vinyl Scratch in this case, as I am not a fan of dub step, or DJ music, but I am a fan of orchestral music! Observe!

Follow this link to get a picture of Octavia in the middle of playing any of these songs (at least for the purposes of this comment, anyways.)
As always, I take no credit for any of the amazing music, or the amazing picture, that I used in my comment. I just wanted to point out that orchestral music is so much better than that crap that DJ's do. and I can say that, because my father is a DJ.

Pro tip from McCoy to Vinyl Scratch: Next time, Vinyl, erase my memories of that one time that you spiked my drink, and where I was the day before I woke up chained to a bed in a basement. Furthermore, DON'T let me keep my phone, and DON'T make it obvious that YOU are the reason that I'm chained up to a bed in a basement. You'd be surprised how effective playing the unwitting second victim can be in situations like this.

Ooh! If anyone wonders what Vinyl's mental voice sounds like here, imagine this voice but in Vinyl's head (but only 27 seconds into it, and replacing all of the stuff about Superman with the unnamed pony, and the war against Superman with the campaign to get his attention, and the bit about Superman being at the sun to recharge his powers with how Vinyl had spiked the unnamed pony's drink):

. Unfortunately, Lex's strategic brilliance was unfortunately being countered by Vinyl Scratch's lust at the time, so she didn't listen to the voice saying: Find a better place to store him than your basement. Perhaps your bedroom would work better?