• Member Since 18th Apr, 2013
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firestripe


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YES
THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO SAY

Sometimes...
I wonder why you don't have more followers.

FUCKING HELL YEAH! MAKES SO MUCH FUCKING SENSE! YES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I wish Applejack was MY cousin ;_;

Wait, no I don't..

Then she saw Zecora and said, "Ya'll got dem niggas here to?!"

I love yall :heart:

So using the amazing power of butter, Paula teleported to Ponyville

so that's how that works.

omgf i love this story so much. :heart:

one question: how does one use the powers of butter?

Made me laugh. All I kept on hoping for was for Paula to be fed through a wood chipper like Steve Buscemi in Fargo.

Paula Deans only friends are food, she's as unpleasant as colon cancer and makes tea using none of the correct ingredients. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

For a second I didn't know who you were gonna turn Paula into, I was thinking Pauly Shore for some reason. :twilightsheepish:

The sad part? Fox will probably give her a new show, because it's the network that profits exclusively from human misery.

I really don't know how to handle this. I'm not sure the human brain ever evolved the necessary faculties to even fully perceive such a thing, and yet... it's like Cthulhu wrote a fanfic; even knowing it's going to drive me beyond the bounds of insanity as men know it, I still must read it.

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With enough butter you can slip your way into anything.

:pinkiecrazy: Anything.

This is bullshit. Fuck you and your whole entire royal family- Applejack.

Beautiful.

I must object, however, to Mrs. Deen's characterization: where was the cream cheese? An entire eight hours without cream cheese, no wonder she was so irritable.

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