• Member Since 18th Apr, 2013
  • offline last seen Aug 3rd, 2019

firestripe


Comments ( 56 )

My god this makes total sense :pinkiecrazy:

Why is this not featured.

This... This just fucking made me lose my sides. Fucking hell. I had a bowl of soup that is now coating the screen. A bit of grammatical work is needed, but it's still fucking amaziboo. Just. I need to go take a breather.

2758422
You need to make a second chapter and push the word count over 4k total so you can get featured.

2758451 what he said. ALL OF MY THIS.

Beautiful, amazing, perfection, A+, etc

i kri evry teim

also MOAR :yay:

Oh lawdy LOL... i actually enjoyed it. :rainbowwild:

Dang guys! I'm actually quite surprised people actually liked a story I made XD, but seriously its gonna take some thinking on how to expand this story..but ill do it <3 thanks again guys :yay:

2758607 You should totally do Vince. Maybe he gets shanked in prison or someshit, but you need to do it.

Hell, I'll even edit for you.

2758637
Oh please, it's amazing and you know it.

This is a crack fic that is actually funny and entertaining. Tomorrow, the RIFF group is going to have a field day with this.

I'm glad I used the toilet before reading, or I would have something to clean up from the sheer laughter caused by this masterpiece. :rainbowlaugh:

"Vince Shlomi, The Shamwow Guy, Arrested For Beating A Hooker"

This shall work well for me:rainbowlaugh:

2758638 well....its original anyway...

This is a crack fic in the same spirit as Truth Vs Fiction and I loved every bit of it :rainbowlaugh:
It's definitely one of those "read it late at night and wake the whole house up with loud laughter" sorta fics :derpytongue2:
MOAR OF TEH SILLEHNESS! :rainbowwild:

2758422
to get featured it needs a lot of traffic...as well as at least 4k words, it cant be under 4k

I love beautiful wood! Don't choo?

GET ON THE BALL!

"Yah mean, snuggle with the children," asked MJ curiously

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::unsuresweetie:

You sir, must definitely watch south park.

2761809
I actually don't watch to much southpark...but I can see where you're cuming from.

If it wasnt for the grammical errors I'd absolutely love it. Fuck it, I do love it! You ser are brilliant and an innovator. This is what crackfics are supposed to be.:moustache:

2763034

Thanks! I retook the third grade to be able to write this story with its current grammar :raritywink:

I love you forever and ever for doing this.

"Then using his Billy Mays patented defense mechanism, he squirted the Pink horse with as hose of fresh jizz."
just watched a stand up by luis ck in which he said he wished human males had the ability to squirt jizz as a defense mechanism lol......

geeze that was crazy great.....

Luz

This is too goddamn hilarious. Fav'd.

da faq this some the crazyiest shit ive evar read props to you man for having the balls to do this

Twilight did all she could think to do, she ran over to Anthony and gave him a hug. But Anthony still hadn't put in his side of the plan. In order to ensure Twilight only bought from him, he needed ensured commitment. He then got on to one knee.

"Twilight Sparkle the pathetic prostitute horse, will you marry me?" asked Vince

"Oh yes!!" said Twilight hugging Vince "It's all I ever wanted!"

lel

Do Nathan Vetterlein next.

"Greetings, attractive equine female. I have come to engage in explicit sexual relationships with your vaginal cavity. Also: welcum to my dick."

I like it....... I don't but I do? What is wrong with me? I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS CONFLICTED WITH A STORY! JK I love this story, its actually really funny.:pinkiehappy:

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
but i was just acting in self defense!
YEAH , BUT YOU'RE HAIR IS REALLY DOUCHEY , TAKE HIM DOWN BOYS

oh god i lol'd......

""Twilight Sparkle the pathetic prostitute horse, will you marry me?" asked Vince

"Oh yes!!" said Twilight hugging Vince "It's all I ever wanted!" "
isn't that supposed to be the other guy?....

holy fuck this is great.....

2806384
Thanks for the positive feedback :yay::yay:

Login or register to comment